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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


goon consensus has gotta be better than what they got going on over there right now, rite?

plus it would piss reddit off

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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007

WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

You mean IS

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


corrupt warlords found channeling all the oil money into weed and ironic porn

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004



GBS would be better than pretty much any current govt. We're dumb and gay yet we will avoid killing unless the person is a total dumbass that says jiff instead of ghiff. moron idiot bastards we need to nuke all those loving jabroni cunts.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

by XyloJW


press conference from ISIS leader:

quote:

obamas a enjoyable human being lmbo

the president could not be contacted for a response

Darth123123
Jan 26, 2006



Original.txt

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

Premium apes for the discerning customer.


everyone would be ironically US neocons and they'd unironically destroy the entire organization

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012



Business Gorillas posted:

everyone would be ironically US neocons and they'd unironically destroy the entire organization

"Allah willing, the free market will fix it!"

SpicyMeatSandwich
Apr 22, 2007



ISIS is an Eazy E song come to life

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

by XyloJW


SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

ISIS is an Eazy E song come to life

totally, like just last week their spokesperson said, in response to be questions on why they shoot up dirt farmers, "yo, C.R.E.A.M." and "we got 99 problems but jihad is not one"

so true, so true

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Aw, son of a bitch!

At least the Air Force won't have a hard time finding the target for their airstrikes.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014



Neurolimal posted:

totally, like just last week their spokesperson said, in response to be questions on why they shoot up dirt farmers, "yo, C.R.E.A.M." and "we got 99 problems but jihad is not one"

so true, so true

um

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

ISIS is an Eazy E song come to life

which?

tbqh that seems like a killer social media idea, like when the westboro baptist church parodied lady gaga.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNQwzW8ays

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012


Put all Shias to the sword and then kill you're famil.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Neurolimal posted:

press conference from ISIS leader:


the president could not be contacted for a response

In response to the revised U.N. resolution ISIS today replied with the following:

PainBreak
Jun 9, 2001


I wish it take over ISS then be like peeooooom peeooooom in space.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

by XyloJW



CONFIRMED: snow dogg, ice tea, and little wayne have just given ISIS two thumbs up and a five.....out of five

Octopus Darling
Nov 26, 2007

The inverse of this is wonderful.

Magical skating terrorist dance squad ISIS On Ice coming to an arena near you.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


GBS couldn't manage a hot dog stand

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

BDS bigdick!swangerz BDS


walzting along you make the loving worst threads

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Aw, son of a bitch!

gently caress Your Website posted:

GBS couldn't manage a hot dog stand

because they would have eaten all the hot dogs

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


Justin Godscock posted:

because they would have eaten all the hot dogs

Qed

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010


Just think of all the swap.avi vids we could make those cunts film under threat of a bullet to the head

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

Ti, to. Ti, ovo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5nigZzgf4Y

Tujague
May 8, 2007

You'll be relieved to know that only half of my pony porn collection involves rape
(The rest involves bondage)


The only political body hosed-up enough to benefit from a goon takeover is the U.S. Congress.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


this is d& u up in here raedy to roll

im diplomatic playing pen and pad
RAT ATAT TAT you're a scaredycat

cuz i have a tat put you up like that
u can't stand that, cause you gotta scat

u couldn't even move
dont know how to groove
BITCH TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


I WANNA GIVE A SHOT OUT TO MY NIGGA A MISANTHROPE
TO MY NIGGA TRIXIA HARDCORE TO MY NIGGA WALTZING ALONG? MY NIGS DARTH1213131... DAD GAY SO WHAT, RAPEMAN AND UM
myself..

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Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4107 days!


I'm pretty sure ISIS is a FYAD plot

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