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naem
May 29, 2011

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

apparently a really stupid dog is the english bulldog. it also farts a lot

it is the gooniest dog

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
english bulldogs are cool dudes

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Y-Hat posted:

apparently a really stupid dog is the english bulldog. it also farts a lot

it is the gooniest dog

also is consistently out of breath by merely existing

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

naem
May 29, 2011

5

am0kgonzo
Jun 18, 2010
All dogs are pretty cool, goons on the other hand? yeah.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

people who treat their dog like their child and expect everyone else to indulge their stupid rear end poorly behaved pets are loving stupid

THE ONLY REASON YOU WON'T LET ME TAKE MY GIGANTIC DISRUPTIVE SHITWOLF INTO THIS FANCY RESTAURANT IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A BREED BIGOT :qq:

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

holy poo poo

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Chinatown posted:

english bulldogs are cool dudes

a cool dude unable to waddle more than a few minutes at a stretch without dying from over-exertion. a cool dude literally unable to breed and give birth without surgical intervention. a cool dude with a life expectancy of around four years. a cool dude with an underbite so severe they can only eat soft food.

a cool dude.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Amores perros had some pretty sweet pit pull dog fighting action but then the dog died RIP

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Are all the pits dead yet?

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape

Justin Tyme posted:


German Shepherds though are the way to go if you gotta buy a big violent attack dog



so noble, Nazi-approved

The only way to go if you want a big violent attack dog is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog:







It is typically used to hunt bears.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





That dog in Beethoven seemed pretty violent. Get one of them

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001


The most amazing thing about this picture is how much the dog looks like the owner

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
My coworker's girlfriend is dead set on getting a pitbull even though she can't discipline her lab/rotty mutt and the loving dog just does whatever the gently caress it wants. I'm actually really glad they banned pitbulls inside city limits because otherwise retards like this would be taking their killing machines into off leash dog parks.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Pits are poo poo. [ ]
Dogs are poo poo. [ ]
Dog owners are poo poo. [ ]
People who own psychopathic highly mobile bundles of teeth, claws, and muscle to compensate for something are poo poo. [*]

Pits are the poo poo. [ ]
Dogs are the poo poo. [ ]
Dog owners are the poo poo. [ ]
People who own psychopathic highly mobile bundles of teeth, claws, and muscle to compensate for something are the poo poo. [ ]

Please insert your opinion so I can choose who to ostracize.

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax

staberind posted:

staberind is poo poo [x]

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




This owns bones

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi

lol

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
3 pages and nobody has mentioned Chihuahuas yet?

Worst loving dog breed ever. I have never met a chihuahua that I didn't want to immediately punt like a football.

And the owners are always terrible. Tell me you don't want to just oval office punch this horrible excuse of a human being and stomp on this bastardized abortion of artificial selection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DmAR-r-Paw

the Pixies fukken SUCKED
Jul 16, 2003

Figure 2 in a series of 3
idg why people are surprised when a downsy dog mistakes a toddler for another animal it can bite and/or eat

the thing is like 90% muscle, its like the dog version of this

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013

Look at these shining beacons of humanity.


Jesus Christ posted:

3 pages and nobody has mentioned Chihuahuas yet?

Worst loving dog breed ever.

Nah, it's just that because they're tiny and attract a certain kind of owner (like pitbulls), they get treated like dolls or babies and become entitled little bastards.

tada.wav fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Aug 8, 2014

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

Why do some dumb people look like that. Like a normal person had sex with a mannequin

also i like english bulldogs

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4r7sWNWBnc

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I hate pit owners. I don't think pits should be banned or anything, but if you suggest their murder dog is any more dangerous than a poodle they lose their ever loving poo poo on you.

Euthanize all pit owners.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Germstore posted:

I hate pit owners. I don't think pits should be banned or anything, but if you suggest their murder dog is any more dangerous than a poodle they lose their ever loving poo poo on you.

Euthanize all pit owners.

I agree with this wholeheartedly.

My Lil Parachute
Jul 30, 2014

by XyloJW
"there's no such thing as a bad dog, only a bad owner"

*despite many alternatives, buys a dog bred to kill other dogs*

*little sarah tries to rescue her poodle from the pitbull, gets her face torn off*

"OMG it was out of character, he was always so gentle".

If you own a pit bull you are scum that should be sent to the camps.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
A poodle attempted to bite my eye out and almost got there but it only got my cheek

A pit bull on the other hand will only attack dogs if properly trained and since I am not a dog or a child (for those untrained) I have nothing to fear

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA
My ex bought a pit bull. Hence, my ex.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

This is good

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Dalmatians are more aggressive than pits but thankfully nobody is stupid enough to own them

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Germstore posted:

I hate pit owners. I don't think pits should be banned or anything, but if you suggest their murder dog is any more dangerous than a poodle they lose their ever loving poo poo on you.

Euthanize all pit owners.

We could just officially rename pits "murder dogs" because that would make conversations with pit bull owners more entertaining.

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
English bulldogs should be put down. They stink, fart and snore like loving chainsaws. The people above me have one and it sleeps above my bedroom. It shakes the loving bedroom and makes vibration ripples in drinks. gently caress them.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

We could just officially rename pits "murder dogs" because that would make conversations with pit bull owners more entertaining.
The applications are endless!
murder cigarettes
murder alcohol
murder caffeine
murder contact sports
murder meat
murder bad language
murder chocolate
murder gasoline
murder uneducational toys
murder spicy food

murder murderer
murder enjoying life more than me

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

by Lowtax
KILL ALL DOGS

My Lil Parachute
Jul 30, 2014

by XyloJW
Moments later, the dog was seen feasting on a toddler.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
But it looks like it's smiling because its mouth is open.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

joat mon posted:

The applications are endless!
murder cigarettes
murder alcohol
murder caffeine
murder contact sports
murder meat
murder bad language
murder chocolate
murder gasoline
murder uneducational toys
murder spicy food

murder murderer
murder enjoying life more than me

Good list of 1 thing also known to maul toddlers.

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Not shown in the photo, the baby behind the camera that the pit is waiting to eat.

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