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Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

meanwhile, at Nintendo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnHgEqzKwSI

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cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
this looks like artsy strider

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

xbox

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

THE SOCIAL CARS EXPERIENCE

FEATURING MATER

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers

wh-what!? no!!!

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Head scientist for...EXTREEEEME

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Sunset Overdrive just seems to be trying so hard. It's like Poochie.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Mexican Non-union Equivalent Sam Jackson

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S
So many bundles. I hope they sell a bundle bundle so I can get them all.

How much longer is this thing supposed to last?

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Time for moar HALO

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Maxwell Adams posted:

How much longer is this thing supposed to last?

Xbone? I'd give it a year.


e; Halo channel? Hoooooly gently caress, it's worse than I thought.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
A channel for Halo...:wtf:

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Stealthed Zombie posted:

Really looking forward to Xbox One owners picking up the new Tomb Raider next December before I grab it in January 2016.

Now we get to see what would have happened if they made Tomb Raider exclusive to the Sega Saturn!

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
Achievements for watching the Halo show?

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
wow a whole channel for halo? wow holy poo poo I'm so-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I thought they already had a twitch partnership...for everything.

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Baller Time posted:

Achievements for watching the Halo show?

Welcome to the real world, Neo. The are achievements for watching films, streams, listening to music for weeks uninterrupted.

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S
Halo Channel: the massively overwrought interface for a tv show you have to dig through just to start a loving multiplayer match

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



"Exclusive partnership with twitch"

So, uh, how's that working out for you lately?

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


HAHAHA, REMEMBER HOW THE GAME YOU LOVED AND PRETTY MUCH KEPT OUR CONSOLE ALIVE LOOKED 10 YEARS AGO?! WHAT A PIECE OF poo poo

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I wonder if they keep showing Halo 2 because Halo 3 and 4 don't show any or little improvement in the remakes.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Tomb Raider is actually Xbone exclusive. rip Tomb Raider franchise; you had a decent reboot and then you died.

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
Nope nope nope I can't do this esports commentary again nope sorry bye

ghostwritingduck
Aug 26, 2004

"I hope you like waking up at 6 a.m. and having your favorite things destroyed. P.S. Forgive me because I'm cuter than that $50 wire I just ate."
http://www.polygon.com/2014/8/12/5994211/the-next-tomb-raider-is-an-xbox-exclusive

Crystal Dynamics post definitely makes things sound like a timed exclusive.

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

this is incredibly boring, is gamescom like knockoff german e3

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
It's just obnoxious to have people commentate on a video game. Especially for a FPS.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Haha exclusive tomb raider? Zzzzz

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Davincie posted:

this is incredibly boring, is gamescom like knockoff german e3

Nah, that's on Microsoft.

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S
Did they just show a quick multiplayer montage of people shooting at their own team?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

So, like, are they just having people talking about "we're going to have a demo" while recycling the same three clips?

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Beta? Beta?? BETA!!

Fancy Hat!
Dec 5, 2003

In spite of how he's dressed, he ain't nobody's fool.
It's not Halo 5, its Halo 5 Guardians, guys.

Explain How!
Dec 14, 2013
Literally just said map control about a fps in 2014

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose

Fancy Hat! posted:

It's not Halo 5, its Halo 5 Guardians, guys.

Oh so it's like TheDemonKane, gotcha. Halo5Guardians.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

lol at e"sports"

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Katana Gomai posted:

Tomb Raider is actually Xbone exclusive. rip Tomb Raider franchise; you had a decent reboot and then you died.

"In Holiday 2015"

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Doesn't PS4 already do this?

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
I've figured it out, the next tomb raider is an xbox exclusive because square enix are loving assholes, the reboot sold like 4 million copies but it "fell short of expectations" (their words, even though final fantasy 14 1.0 nearly sunk the company) so they're doing an exclusivity agreement due to risk aversion

basically gently caress square enix

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Pre-ordering and pre-downloading is coming to XBOX. :confuoot:

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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Holy gently caress, is the Microsoft Marketing Dept's Strategic Plan just "Do everything Sony does... 6 months later"?

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