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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Arian_Samurai posted:

Street kabobs and pints of bitter

Added as "street kebabs and pints of bitter?" as a line on its own

Okay, suggestions now closed - let's get dating!

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im excited

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Oh, need a suggestion for the profile picture's caption

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
2nd picture should be Ribs Kid and the profile picture should be the best looking guy you can find who looks like ribs kid.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

concerned mom posted:

2nd picture should be Ribs Kid and the profile picture should be the best looking guy you can find who looks like ribs kid.

We already have our picture but I'm not showing it in the thread until it's part of a screencap of the completed profile. Just need a caption for it (fat guy hanging his head and looking sad in the rain)

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
"This is probably my most Poignant Picture."

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
For the night is dark and full of terrors.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



"Outside the Mudvayne show"

Mr.Fahrenheit
Dec 27, 2012
Rains drips down my face like the blood on my hanzo steel.

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

RedLobster posted:

"This is probably my most Poignant Picture."

Used this. Screens of the full profile are now in the OP.

Time to start messaging attractive people!

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
If anyone real actually agrees to go on a date with you I will buy you a new avatar. Literally no way that's getting any attention.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
What are you going to do when he gets the date?

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
I would be surprised, as well

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Send a message asking if she has stairs in her house.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

RedLobster posted:

Send a message asking if she has stairs in her house.

Okay this is the new question.

Basically I will just continually send out one fixed question / message, which changes every time someone suggests a new one

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
The stairs question does come off as some weird PUA poo poo

get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga
Let me share a dating tip of my own that I think could work for kspears since he is also mtg

What I do on an online date or speed dating situation is when I meet the girl I say if she can beat me in mtg then she gets a second date. I have 2x premade decks, one is a real fast red burn deck and the other is esper control. Now in the hands of a noob the red burn deck is definitely going to win especially if I slowroll the esper. So what I do is I let her pick the deck, but if I like her then I use like NLP to get her to choose the red deck, basically ensuring she will win and get that second date.

I think something like this would be a good opening line, like hey girl let's meet but to get a second date/my number then you gotta defeat me in a challenge of planeswalers.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Same.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Added some of our first replies to the OP!

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

thunderchief posted:

Let me share a dating tip of my own that I think could work for kspears since he is also mtg

What I do on an online date or speed dating situation is when I meet the girl I say if she can beat me in mtg then she gets a second date. I have 2x premade decks, one is a real fast red burn deck and the other is esper control. Now in the hands of a noob the red burn deck is definitely going to win especially if I slowroll the esper. So what I do is I let her pick the deck, but if I like her then I use like NLP to get her to choose the red deck, basically ensuring she will win and get that second date.

I think something like this would be a good opening line, like hey girl let's meet but to get a second date/my number then you gotta defeat me in a challenge of planeswalers.

Changing the message to "if you can beat me at Magic: The Gathering, then you will win a second date with me"

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
gently caress gimme ellies number I got dozens more bad jokes

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Way better response than I thought you'd get.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Yeah seriously what the hell. I'm guessing that's using chat?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

concerned mom posted:

Yeah seriously what the hell. I'm guessing that's using chat?

Nope, purely from sending private messages

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
If they don't have a favorite pokemon ask them who their favorite Guardian of the Galaxy is

When they say they don't know, get kind of flustered and ask "well what DO you like?"

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Ask them a riddle

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Lol might be on the verge of a date here guys


RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
"You may have a date with me, if you solve these riddles three."

Haha, jesus christ.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
What in the god drat heck

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

RedLobster posted:

"You may have a date with me, if you solve these riddles three."

Haha, jesus christ.

Okay what shall our three riddles be, so i can include them in the message?

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Riddle the first how the gently caress are you managing this.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
A man has to get a vulpix, a pidgey, and a sack of corn across a river.

He has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and one other thing.

If the vulpix and the pidgey are left together, the vulpix will eat the pidgey.

If the pidgey and the corn are left together, the chicken will eat the corn.

How does the man do it?

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
3rd riddle:

what is in my pocket?


(answer: £2.30 in assorted change)

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

concerned mom posted:

A man has to get a vulpix, a pidgey, and a sack of corn across a river.

He has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and one other thing.

If the vulpix and the pidgey are left together, the vulpix will eat the pidgey.

If the pidgey and the corn are left together, the chicken will eat the corn.

How does the man do it?

Okay, that's riddle 1. Need two more though

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

concerned mom posted:

3rd riddle:

what is in my pocket?


(answer: £2.30 in assorted change)

Okay, still need one more

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
When you have me
you want to share me
When you share me
I no longer exist


answer: a secret OR youtube songs labelled @RARE@

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

concerned mom posted:

When you have me
you want to share me
When you share me
I no longer exist


answer: a secret OR youtube songs labelled @RARE@

done

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Okay i've sent out a bunch of the riddles to people, next suggestion?

Meanwhile, here is the new message:

"There are a lot of pickup artists on these websites. Are you scared that I am one?"

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

concerned mom posted:

A man has to get a vulpix, a pidgey, and a sack of corn across a river.

He has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and one other thing.

If the vulpix and the pidgey are left together, the vulpix will eat the pidgey.

If the pidgey and the corn are left together, the chicken will eat the corn.

How does the man do it?
Change it to rare candy or some other in game pokesnack imo.

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