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Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga
Let me share a dating tip of my own that I think could work for kspears since he is also mtg

What I do on an online date or speed dating situation is when I meet the girl I say if she can beat me in mtg then she gets a second date. I have 2x premade decks, one is a real fast red burn deck and the other is esper control. Now in the hands of a noob the red burn deck is definitely going to win especially if I slowroll the esper. So what I do is I let her pick the deck, but if I like her then I use like NLP to get her to choose the red deck, basically ensuring she will win and get that second date.

I think something like this would be a good opening line, like hey girl let's meet but to get a second date/my number then you gotta defeat me in a challenge of planeswalers.

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get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga
I'll gently caress the first wench to send me nudes holding a Foil Jace

get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga
If I were to send you flowers where would I...

No, let me rephrase that.

If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?

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