|
Instead of an imaginary goon use a real one who is willing.
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 11:14
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:12 |
|
|
name: rhubarb creampie
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 11:16
|
|
|
London or there might not be enough people out there. Make his profile an acrostic that spells out goku kamehameha
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 12:10
|
|
|
Message me if: #paleo means you're tweeting about dinosaurs
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 12:16
|
|
|
This is sounding quite a lot like myself :I
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 12:31
|
|
|
Author.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 12:34
|
|
|
If he's in london then no car, anywhere else it's a must.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 12:45
|
|
|
As for music I have a pretty eclectic range that has been described as mature for my age although that was some time ago. I enjoy classical ballads, especially when drinking wine in a nice restaurant maybe even on holiday because I don't like air conditioning. If you're a fan of The Smiths, Nirvana, or even (on occasions) Katy Perry then please look no further, I don't wish to talk to you. However, if you like refined auteurs like Nobuo Uematsu who can so deftly plumb the depths of human emotion and Strife (pun intended) I'd gladly like to sit down with you over an alcoholic beverage and discuss the finer points of the subject which I have written extensively about so preferably somewhere with wifi access.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 14:16
|
|
|
BluPotato posted:Headline: "Bitcoin Captain of Industry seeking his:" someone can finish this for me right? Miner
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 14:33
|
|
|
It all depends on the photo anyway, unless you're a horrible racist. There's no way this is ever going to get a message or a reply unless the photo is above average.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 14:37
|
|
|
I'd like to play a musical instrument but sadly have poor lung power.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 14:58
|
|
|
A romantic game of ten pin bowling followed by either your choice of wii boxing or baseball. can you please end the description with DARUDE:SANDSTORMMMMM
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 15:03
|
|
|
2nd picture should be Ribs Kid and the profile picture should be the best looking guy you can find who looks like ribs kid.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 15:29
|
|
|
For the night is dark and full of terrors.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 15:37
|
|
|
If anyone real actually agrees to go on a date with you I will buy you a new avatar. Literally no way that's getting any attention.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 15:45
|
|
|
Same.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 16:21
|
|
|
gently caress gimme ellies number I got dozens more bad jokes
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 16:38
|
|
|
Yeah seriously what the hell. I'm guessing that's using chat?
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 16:40
|
|
|
Ask them a riddle
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 16:47
|
|
|
What in the god drat heck
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 16:49
|
|
|
A man has to get a vulpix, a pidgey, and a sack of corn across a river. He has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and one other thing. If the vulpix and the pidgey are left together, the vulpix will eat the pidgey. If the pidgey and the corn are left together, the chicken will eat the corn. How does the man do it?
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 16:54
|
|
|
3rd riddle: what is in my pocket? (answer: £2.30 in assorted change)
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 16:55
|
|
|
When you have me you want to share me When you share me I no longer exist answer: a secret OR youtube songs labelled @RARE@
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 16:59
|
|
|
If this guy gets a date and you can't just steal his pickup lines.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 20:30
|
|
|
7th message will be: hey how r u
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 21:20
|
|
|
Next message: literal copy paste of one of those charity emails pleading for a donation but change donation to date
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2014 21:31
|
|
|
Kevin doesn't play by your rules. Kevin has no mana limit
|
|
#
¿
Aug 9, 2014 01:01
|
|
|
There's no way Kevin eats tapas unless it's from Iceland
|
|
#
¿
Aug 9, 2014 20:30
|
|
|
What happened to this thread after page2
|
|
#
¿
Aug 9, 2014 21:05
|
|
|
Someone went out to meet someone? Wtc thread it was fun at first
|
|
#
¿
Aug 9, 2014 21:28
|
|
|
Who wouldn't travel 1 hour 45 for a quarter pounder, or more accurately 1st base
|
|
#
¿
Aug 9, 2014 22:48
|
|
|
It's a clever joke because pounder sounds like pound 'er
|
|
#
¿
Aug 9, 2014 22:49
|
|
|
EngineerSean posted:gently caress the haters, I've already found that hat on eBay and am buying it for my wife to roleplay in. She must be pretty small!!
|
|
#
¿
Aug 10, 2014 11:07
|
|
|
Ask her about her bk, I like bk. for instance, opinion on the rodeo range. BBQ makes a poor substitute for mayonaise discuss
|
|
#
¿
Aug 10, 2014 12:18
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:12 |
|
|
Titty Warlord posted:it's nice that sa is using jokes that even buzzfeed ditched for being too stale ur mom would never ditch anything for being too stale
|
|
#
¿
Aug 11, 2014 08:32
|
|