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toddler moms carry extra underwear in their purse in case of accidents maybe op should adopt the same strategy
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Automatic Retard posted:To be honest I've be farting liquid on and off for the last couple of years.
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Drone_Fragger posted:I once thought I poo poo my bed but upon further investigation it turned out it wasn't my bed or even my house so I left without saying anything > not as shameful but you should still take a good long look at yourself in the mirror
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tomstuart posted:the whole thing is stained tomstuart posted:its loving brown and lumpy like a minority hooker's butt tomstuart posted:you can really tell this isnt the first time he has poo poo the bed from how stained and brown that mother fucker is Its still wet fucktards
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Automatic Retard posted:To be honest I've be farting liquid on and off for the last couple of years.
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Aug 8, 2014 14:37
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Automatic Retard posted:Its still wet fucktards lets not resort to namecalling bedshitter
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And here we are, being entertained by his sphincter mishap. Literally reading about a guy making GBS threads the bed, interacting with him in a thread entitled "I just shat my bed". I have stuff to do today, stuff that has nothing to do with beds or feces. as far as I know, and yet, here we are. Automatic Retard, the hero goons deserve. Hayburner posted:toddler moms carry extra underwear in their purse in case of accidents maybe op should adopt the same strategy +1, good luck finding a bed that will fit into your purse.
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What about the smell OP ? You need to rub your nose on that think to make sure some hot chick doesn't get repulsed by the poo poo smell just when you're about to give her the time of her life
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Automatic Retard posted:Its still wet fucktards you lost the right to call anyone a fucktard about an hour and a half ago
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Automatic Retard posted:Its still wet fucktards wet with poo and urine lol
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Drone_Fragger posted:I once thought I poo poo my bed but upon further investigation it turned out it wasn't my bed or even my house so I left without saying anything >
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I'm going to go piss and poo poo in the bathroom, y'know like people do, and then maybe go to bed.
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BluPotato posted:I'm going to go piss and poo poo in the bathroom, y'know like people do, and then maybe go to bed.
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poo poo the bed 1. verb. To die 2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, hosed, fubar. entymology and usage: "poo poo the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2. 1. That rear end in a top hat Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had poo poo the bed. 2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had poo poo the bed so I had it scrapped.
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are you dead op? ops ghost contacting us from beyond the grave also lol that your bowel control is literally equal to that of a dead man
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tomstuart posted:entymology 
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Aug 8, 2014 14:46
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ghost posting all the photos are from the family moving in... be aware he will haunt you and make stains on your bed
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tomstuart posted:are you dead op? No I'm not dead, I was drunk and hungry. and I had a smoke too.
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Aug 8, 2014 15:03
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Do you normally dry your clothes in your garage? Or is the clothesline full because you parked your car on it?
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Aug 8, 2014 15:18
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lol i didnt even see that in the copy paste but good catch 
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Aug 8, 2014 15:23
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Automatic Retard posted:No I'm not dead, I was drunk and hungry. and I had a smoke too. thats good op i was worried for a moment i really dont like ghosts they move your chairs and cuck you in front of your spouse ghost cuck staring pauly shore
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Aug 8, 2014 15:24
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fart in your own mouth, op
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Buck Turgidson posted:Do you normally dry your clothes in your garage? Or is the clothesline full because you parked your car on it? No, it's just that its been raining a lot recently and I need this thing to not be constantly wet. Maybe I should put a rubber sheet over it once I get it back inside
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Aug 8, 2014 15:37
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stop taking hydroxycut
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Ahundredbux posted:fart in your own mouth, op I cup0cake myself all the time
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If you're that concerned about it being wet I recommend not spraying liquid poo poo onto it, works for me
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1gnoirents posted:stop taking hydroxycut I was big into oxyshred for a while, on top of protein powders. That's why I'm not surprised or embarrassed about the making GBS threads liquid thing haha
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once I was wearing khakis and was sitting. I couldn't even feel it, just a slight ... something. Turns out I like a cup's worth of orange fat liquid was running down my leg and soaked my pants. I mean, poo poo it worked. That was all fat I never digested. I stopped taking it lol, although that situation wasn't very embarassing because it was so much that nobody assumed it was like poo-oil, rather that I must have sat in a puddle of something orange
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I've had time when I've farted liquid poo poo, they've all been times when I've had some kind of stomach bug or something though and I could tell it would probably be more than a fart and sat myself down on the toilet just in case. So sorry about your lazy relations to making GBS threads.
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Aug 8, 2014 15:44
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eat more fiber or quit taking such big dicks in your rear end
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Ah. I may be a fuckup, but at least I don't poo poo the bed and post about it on GBS. Life's looking up!
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Aug 8, 2014 15:53
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If I die tomorrow, then at least I've made some oval office ummm goon feel better about itself
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vyst posted:eat more fiber or quit taking such big dicks in your rear end now is your chance vyst
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Automatic Retard posted:
the real answer rears its ugly head layin in bed watchin kids cartoons and poo poo yourself, a shameful goon
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Aug 8, 2014 16:12
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tomstuart posted:the real answer rears its ugly head lol how boring do you have to be to take lsd and sit around drinking beer by yourself, making GBS threads a bed?
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Aug 8, 2014 16:15
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lmao probated for shitposting
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:lmao probated for shitposting
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Aug 8, 2014 16:48
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if i had some bux lyin around you bet your rear end you would get some sweet text and a av to match but im not doin that cause i dont give real american dollars to bedshitters
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satanic splash-back posted:lol how boring do you have to be to take lsd and sit around drinking beer by yourself, making GBS threads a bed?
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