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SnowblindFatal: Jan 7, 2011

If you have ebola or if you know any person you suspect has ebola, report in here. Ebola patients will be treated in our comfortable facility in no time.

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JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

I have the shits. Is it the same?

# ? Aug 8, 2014 22:57

Pannus: Mar 14, 2004

i'm bleeding from my dick and several orifices irl

# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:00

d3c0y2: Sep 29, 2009

Turned out to just be indigestion.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:02

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse. And got blood on my dick 'cause I hosed a corpse. - an african

# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:03

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

i think i got ebola from having unprotected sex w/ your mom

# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:09

Deadbeat Poetry: Mar 6, 2004; Sorry if my costume scared you

I had It but then I tongue bathed some corpses, all better!

# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:14

chupacabron: Oct 30, 2004

fingers crossed to be patient zero

# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:25

naem: May 29, 2011

I ha the flu or Somethig not fun

# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:30

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

I abstain from all contact with other people, including the sex (all by choice obviously) so unless it spreads via internet posting I'm good

# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:37

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

im gay

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:02

SnowblindFatal: Jan 7, 2011

Jimson posted:

I have the shits. Is it the same?

You come to the facility to be treated.

Panniculus Rift posted:

i'm bleeding from my dick and several orifices irl

You too, to the facility.

d3c0y2 posted:

Turned out to just be indigestion.

To the facility.

uG posted:

I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse. And got blood on my dick 'cause I hosed a corpse. - an african

Facility.

FordPRefectLL posted:

i think i got ebola from having unprotected sex w/ your mom

Go to the facility you smartass.

Savings Coupon posted:

I had It but then I tongue bathed some corpses, all better!

Facility

El Mike-o posted:

fingers crossed to be patient zero

Facility

naem posted:

I ha the flu or Somethig not fun

You must go to the facility

jalopybrown posted:

I abstain from all contact with other people, including the sex (all by choice obviously) so unless it spreads via internet posting I'm good

Ok you can go. Have a good day.

THS posted:

im gay

Facility

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:08

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

i invented ebola when i had a threesome with the corpses of hitler and churchill and then gave oral to a dugong

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:09

SnowblindFatal: Jan 7, 2011

Alright Sambo, you can lock the crematorium blast door now, we got a good batch in there.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:10

Alberto Basalm: Nov 14, 2005

ebola in town

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:10

Redmanred: Aug 29, 2005; My hometown japan

Ebola is some kind of new dance, right?

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:10

PlantRobot: Feb 13, 2010

SnowblindFatal posted:

Alright Sambo, you can lock the crematorium blast door now, we got a good batch in there.

you see i was on my way to the facility but this makes me suspicious

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:18

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I don't have any symptoms but I do post in Let's Play so I may still have it anyway?

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:20

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

String Beans posted:

Ebola is some kind of new dance, right?

no that's ebonics

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:20

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

anyways ebola is a dumb disease cause it kills its victims too quick and effectively

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:21

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

ive been making GBS threads blood since that fetlife watersports party last weekend but I think it's probably just a coincidence

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:31

Deadbeat Poetry: Mar 6, 2004; Sorry if my costume scared you

I hope I don't get a seat near the bathroom in the fema death camp

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:49

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

I just can't wait to get Out of Africa...

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:51

KlavoHunter: Aug 4, 2006; "Intelligence indicates that our enemy is using giant cathedral ships. Research divison reports that we can adapt this technology for our use. Begin researching giant cathedral ships immediately."

honeypot thread

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:56

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

ebola? more like eLOLa

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:56

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

put a ebola corpse in a ninja juicer and have an enema with the results, then you're immune

# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:58

Vorik: Mar 27, 2014

e- sorry thought this was the aids megathread

# ? Aug 9, 2014 01:00

Kyrie eleison: Jan 26, 2013; by Ralp

i have ebola of the spirit, today

# ? Aug 9, 2014 01:06

jarvis cocker: Dec 16, 2007; by Lowtax

what if i think i have lead poisoning

# ? Aug 9, 2014 01:06

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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i was in africa and now i have the screaming shits

give it to me straight doc its ebola isnt it

# ? Aug 9, 2014 01:07

SnowblindFatal: Jan 7, 2011

There's too many of you to go through individually so please all go into the facility building. You will receive good treatment there. Just follow the signs.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 01:16

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

i am die

# ? Aug 9, 2014 01:20

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 9, 2014 01:51

Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

Nah,I only have swine flu. Not big deal. -Sneezes all over other goons-

# ? Aug 9, 2014 02:06

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

Desperado Bones posted:

Nah,I only have swine flu. Not big deal. -Sneezes all over other goons-

bring back bird flu

# ? Aug 9, 2014 02:12

Tinestram: Jan 13, 2006; Excalibur? More like "Needle"; Grimey Drawer

I'm totally ok in every way, no ebola here.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 02:16

Silver Vision: Aug 24, 2013

im trans ebola

# ? Aug 9, 2014 02:18

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

you irl posted:

bring back bird flu

combine them to create flying pig flu

# ? Aug 9, 2014 02:22

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

a bone to pick posted:

The cure is cleanliness and precaution.

Injecting an experimental cocktail into two potentially doomed jabronis was just a very lucky and cheap human trial.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 02:22

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Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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did anyone tweet that guy the story about the roaming gangs of machete wielding retards in africa killing doctors because they think that they are eating patients

# ? Aug 9, 2014 02:23

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