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Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Football is BACK! Glad to see all you degenerates again.


I made the mistake of going under 61 on SCar/TAMu game, but made back my losses on Ole Miss -10. Then I hosed up and bet on Vandy -8. Let's turn that around and make money this weekend.


This weekend:
Penn State +2 (James Franklin with talent and Central Florida without Bordels, easy pick for me)
Wisconsin +5
Georgia -7.5
Auburn -18.5
Alabama -26
OKST +18

More later. Will be on Utah St heavily if I can find 7 or maybe even 6.5 before kickoff.

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Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Unit on BYU -15 and COL -2.5 for funsies tonight.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

Pron on VHS posted:

I got NC State -20. I want to bet on UCLA/UVA but no clues

I'm taking UVA +18.5 in that game. I like taking points in the first weekend, as evidenced by my picks this morning:

UVA +18.5
AppSt/Mich Under 53.5
Troy -1
Cal +9.5
FAU +21.5
Ohio +2
Western Mich +7.5

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
If you have Wisconsin, there's some nice middling opportunities now if your book does live betting.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Teaser: Utah St +8.5 and Over

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

Demented Guy posted:

With the state of online sports gambling in US, any recommendation on what book to use to ensure the safety of my money? Football season is back and I'm planning to drop a few quid to an online account. It looks like the options are dwindling down for US players so I'm looking for recommendations. If only I could find a local bookie like I did with the NBA.

5dimes for sure.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

Pron on VHS posted:

After sitting at the final table in WSOP I don't think $500 on a game fazes him much

Wrong guy. You're thinking of JaySB.

Edit: I'm on the Seahawks for -5.5

Viper_3000 fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Sep 4, 2014

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

thompson posted:

I feel like it's pretty rare that we make the same picks. Tonight we win together.

Cashing tickets!

I also took the over. Then I wound up not watching any of the game because I'm getting my house ready to list tomorrow and I hate everything about how insanely clean your house has to be to show properly.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Vandy +20

The most improvement you'll see in college football is between week 1 and 2. I think this spread is a bit much even with Vandy's horrible outing last week.

ECU +15

ECU runs the same offense that A&M does, and I'm not that confident that SC can adjust. Small play here but I think there's a shot.

USC+3

No analysis, just a gut feeling here.


NFL

Chiefs -3.5
KC/TEN Over 43
Vikings +4
Carolina +1
CAR/TB Over 39
Pats -3.5

Teaser:
Bears -2.5
Pats -0.5

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

Viper_3000 posted:

Vandy +20

The most improvement you'll see in college football is between week 1 and 2. I think this spread is a bit much even with Vandy's horrible outing last week.

Hey everybody, look how wrong this idiot is. What a moron.

Vandy is just as awful as they looked. Going to fade them the rest of the year.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
2H Denver Over 14.5 points


Manning gonna :manning:

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
I have a major hard on for the under in the USC/GA game this weekend. Georgia hasn't scored more than 20 points at Carolina since 1994. I also like USC +6.5, but to a much lesser extent.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Held my nose as I put a unit on the under in the PIT/BAL game. Let's hope this one plays out like it should.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
God I love football season.

Needed some skin on a game tomorrow so:
Cincy -10 1U

Saturday:

Mizzou -10 1U
Oklahoma -21 3U (Stoops is out to prove a point against the SEC)
UMass +16 1U (Dores are REAL BAD)
USC -6.5 1U
USC/UGA Under 59.5 3U (Still loving this play)

I want to take Kentucky +18.5 but I'm hesitant based on their past history.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Virginia +6.5

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
SCar ML
Washington -13

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Oklahoma -10 2H

EDIT: 1U on Maidana

Viper_3000 fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Sep 14, 2014

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Today was my best day in over 2 years. Missed the under but made both my big bets on Oklahoma and South Carolina. Virginia was a nice addition as well.

Taking Pats, Carolina, and the Bears tomorrow in addition to my previous picks.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
4u on the Bears tonight at +7/7.5.

Edit: 5U on the Bills pk next week. That line is already moving. 1U on Giants +2.5

Viper_3000 fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Sep 15, 2014

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
gently caress it. 1U Bears ML.

Go Bears Bitch.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

thompson posted:

I cashed most of my roll and am going to be lurking til mid season. I have no sense of the league at all and this miners collapse is baffling.

The fact that the line didn't move this morning with both the injury news and the huge public money on the Niners was what caused me to double down on the Bears. When in doubt, bet with Vegas.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

:hi5:

I never remember that smiley.

It's hfive.

:hfive:

I like the G-Men next week, will be looking for 3 to put real money on them even though I bought in at 2.5. I also lean Broncos. Need to look into all the other games sitting as a pk, I lean Ravens/Lions but we'll see what I manage to put money on.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Had 2U on Indy -3 and 2U on the Over which is NOT happening tonight.


5U on Broncos +5
3U on Ravens pk

Still looking for +3 for the Giants, but likely isn't going to happen since it's +1 now at most books.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
3U Teaser:

Falcons pk with Giants +8

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
K State +8.5

More bets have been placed on Auburn but a larger amount of money is on KState according to Vegas. Glad I'm with the big money and not the public here.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Bucs are going to have a ton of value next week at Pittsburgh.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Came out even yesterday on college ball. Let's make money on the NFL

5U Bills pk
2U GMen +2.5
5U Denver Peytons +5
3U Ravens pk
2U Pittsburgh +3
2U Jags +7
3U Lions -1
2U Skins +7
3U Cowboys pk
2U SF/AZ Under 42

GMen +8 to finish out a Thursday night tease.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
2U Cleveland/Baltimore under 43

That's probably final for me.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Too much confidence in the Bills. Too many units on the Bills. Hitting myself now.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Anyone else use the betbud app? I bought it this weekend and love the alerts/updates/tracking.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
loving refs handed that game to Seattle. Whatever. Denver was still the right play there.

Up a unit today due to heavy plays on losers. Hopefully Pittsburg isn't Shittsburg tonight.

EDIT: 7-4 on the NFL today. Still, only up one unit. Stupid.

Viper_3000 fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Sep 22, 2014

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Anyone have a decent thought/feel on the game tomorrow? I lean Jets -2.5, but I can't tell if I'm crazy or not for thinking that.


Initial leans for next week:
Titans +7
Cowboys +2.5 (will probably take if it hits 3)
San Fran -4

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
So glad I stayed away from this game.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
4U TB +9 (-130)
4U Jax +14 (-130)


Buy low, sell high NFL is in full effect.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Don't know if I posted this already but I'm on the Kliff Kingsbury +13.5 train tonight. (3U)

Edit: gently caress. I'm an idiot and don't know what day games are on.

Also on Zona St. +3.5 for 2U
Giants +3.5 for 2U

Viper_3000 fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Sep 26, 2014

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Winning night at 2-1. Whiffed on Zona St. but that's ok. Up 3U on the night assuming ASU doesn't cover, and I can live with that.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

Ty1990 posted:

Tonight: Mid Tennesee State ML +110

1U on this. Tonight we are all Blue Raiders.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Tomorrow:

Michigan -11.5 2U
Arkansas +8 3U
Toledo -14 2U
Texas State +4.5 2U
Cuse +12 2U
Iowa State +21 2U


Leans:
Tenny
Ole ball coach
Huskies

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

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That card should be final minus a tease that I'm not counting towards my record because it's loving dumb.

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Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
That Tenny lean that I didn't loving out money on like I should have is looking pretty good.

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