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Lets talk about drunk driving here I'll update with more info when I hit another red light
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If they didn't want me to drink and drive, why are there so many beerholders?
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Aug 9, 2014 05:06
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Shouldn't do that.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:06
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don't drink and drive, unless you don't feel like sleeping on your friends couch that night or something else important like that
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Aug 9, 2014 05:07
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I drink drove once, or more. It was a good way to get home.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:10
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remember that an open container is only a misdemeanor so if you get pulled over you are either getting a dui or not. If you're getting a dui, the open container is irrelevant and if you aren't getting a dui,you have the equivalent of a speeding ticket so there's basically no reason why you shouldn't be drinking while driving as long as you don't advertise it and get pulled over because of that
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Aug 9, 2014 05:11
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i fully support this and would like to make a preemptive donation to either your bondsman or the makers of beer helmet, whichever need arises first.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:12
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drunk driving is gay stop op
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Aug 9, 2014 05:12
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Drinking and driving is one of those things that people know full well is really bad but they don't hesitate to do it all the time
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Aug 9, 2014 05:12
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Normally I'm all laying on my horn, waiting on these dim witted motherfuckers to finally start moving when the light turns green. Now I'm all relaxed, leaned back in my seat, sippin a cold one and not angry at all, just wishing it would turn green already.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:14
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One standard alcoholic drink is OK, so drink it while driving, anyway. Its Drunk Driving thats the issue, not actually Drinking and Driving.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:14
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My wife is a substance abuse counselor and she runs a DUI course on the weekends people have to take to get their license back, so my drunk driving days are over because she says I'm "not allowed" to get a DUI. The course seems pretty simple, and unless you're a total retard it's easy enough to get through it unless you literally tell them that you plan on driving drunk in the future.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:15
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Rapman the Cook posted:One standard alcoholic drink is OK, so drink it while driving, anyway. well the Brits call it drink driving because they don't understand verbs but yeah
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Aug 9, 2014 05:15
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Last time I drove drunk some sober dude rammed me off the road because he wasn't paying attention. He totalled my car, didn't have insurance, and to top it off, I was arrested and taken to jail. That was last December and I haven't drank since, it's loving up my mojo in a really bad way.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:16
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jackyl posted:well the Brits call it drink driving because they don't understand verbs but yeah Same in OZ.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:16
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Uber bitch. It's super awesome when you are drunk as poo poo outside the mayhem of a bar at 2:30AM and an SUV with comfy leather seats and the air conditioning turned down rolls up while idiots are trying to load into cabs.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:22
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drunk drivin is what i like 2 do i liek drunk drivin with u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCyUxxwXig
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Aug 9, 2014 05:23
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Three Olives posted:Uber bitch. It's super awesome when you are drunk as poo poo outside the mayhem of a bar at 2:30AM and an SUV with comfy leather seats and the air conditioning turned down rolls up while idiots are trying to load into cabs. enjoy being the target of serial killers
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Aug 9, 2014 05:23
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Aug 9, 2014 05:32
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im pooping! posted:Last time I drove drunk some sober dude rammed me off the road because he wasn't paying attention. He totalled my car, didn't have insurance, and to top it off, I was arrested and taken to jail. That was last December and I haven't drank since, it's loving up my mojo in a really bad way. Heeeeeeeee poop. 
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Aug 9, 2014 05:49
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drove while literally drinking beer in the middle of nowhere in the baja desert on dirt roads looking for a campsite it was fun as poo poo dont drink and drive around other people, its rude
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Aug 9, 2014 05:50
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i might drunk drive later 2nite but i hope i dont
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Aug 9, 2014 05:52
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I was going to say something poignant but I forgot so this is fun
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Aug 9, 2014 05:53
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here is a song extolling the virtues of getting too drunk to walk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5wGcEPezcI
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Aug 9, 2014 05:54
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Three Olives posted:Uber bitch. It's super awesome when you are drunk as poo poo outside the mayhem of a bar at 2:30AM and an SUV with comfy leather seats and the air conditioning turned down rolls up while idiots are trying to load into cabs. This but the real profits in being the drunk uber (gypsy cab) driver.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:56
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Just found out that since 1980 the fatality rate of drunk driving has been cut by 50%.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:56
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satanic splash-back posted:Just found out that since 1980 the fatality rate of drunk driving has been cut by 50%. makes you think
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Aug 9, 2014 06:02
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Aug 9, 2014 06:03
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I saw a breathalyzer key chain at Costco the other day. Seems like a good idea.
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Aug 9, 2014 06:05
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taking the bus is for suckers
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Aug 9, 2014 06:05
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Just get drunk at home, each beer is like $2 instead of $8 at a bar.
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Aug 9, 2014 06:06
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The Quad City DJs wrote a song called Come on Ride It (The Train) and it was about not drinking and driving. Hooooooo Hooooooo! 
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Aug 9, 2014 06:06
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Kim Mitchell - Go For Soda: http://youtu.be/MXnTbmPxv5g
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Aug 9, 2014 06:08
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We should all heed the words of the great Montell Jordan, "So I reach for my 40 then I turn it up, designated driver take the keys to my truck. Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded"
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Aug 9, 2014 06:09
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Obama's Drunk Droning.
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Aug 9, 2014 06:10
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drunk driving is wrong
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Aug 9, 2014 06:11
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this is America I can't tell you what to do that's freedom wait are you American If you're not American, get hosed
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Aug 9, 2014 06:14
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Having one beer on your drive home is mandatory if you're degrading yourself for $12.75 an hour with no end in sight outside of the sweet relief of death I'm so depressed I can't even blink
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Aug 9, 2014 06:19
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:this is America I can't tell you what to do I am America.
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Aug 9, 2014 06:20
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Mr. Soul posted:Having one beer on your drive home is mandatory if you're degrading yourself for $12.75 an hour with no end in sight outside of the sweet relief of death bonus points if your blue collar and also shaving years off your life for the 12.75 an hour
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