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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



she sent me her picture for some reason and she is like smoking hot now. she cheated on me like five years ago. what do you goons think i should do here.

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Kill yourself.

Or just try and hit it off with her, fail again and then kill yourself.

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

Fandyien posted:

she sent me her picture for some reason and she is like smoking hot now. she cheated on me like five years ago. what do you goons think i should do here.

suck her dick

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Uh have sex with her she's an ex girlfriend what else are they good for

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Kombotron posted:

suck her dick

:thurman:

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
send her a pic of ur turd in the toilet.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
text her your dick then triangulate her position with cell towers & take her out to a nice dinner to apologize for everything you did wrong

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Kombotron posted:

suck her dick

:that wwe face dude emote:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Kombotron posted:

suck her dick

post her dick

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



looks like sucking her dick is the top advice so far

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Post her pic

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

stick you're dick in her Pussy !

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Highly Unnecessary posted:

stick you're dick in her Pussy !

mods???? ha ha always wanted to say that

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



mookface posted:

Post her pic

shes like a 10/10. she was always way out of my goony rear end leageu

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Fandyien posted:

shes like a 10/10. she was always way out of my goony rear end leageu

post it, mods make it a mod challenge

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Cuck whoever her current bf is because you're a god drat man

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fandyien posted:

shes like a 10/10. she was always way out of my goony rear end leageu

How did you feel when she cheated on you

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

i dont believe any of this

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



mookface posted:

How did you feel when she cheated on you

harsh dude

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Fandyien posted:

shes like a 10/10. she was always way out of my goony rear end leageu

Why are you sharing this? "I once went out with a woman, who wont go out with me now, but is hot now, and she wasnt then"

Are we meant to be proud for you for loving a catterpillar once or something?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Rapman the Cook posted:

Why are you sharing this? "I once went out with a woman, who wont go out with me now, but is hot now, and she wasnt then"

Are we meant to be proud for you for loving a catterpillar once or something?

a caterpillar?

but no i wanted goon advice for ex girlfriend interaction. it is a lighthearted post

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fandyien posted:

harsh dude

You must feel scorned in some way you should use this new attempt at communication as a catalyst for destroying her. She doesn't known poo poo from good chocolate baby you're better than that so take the b*tch down a peg or two

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
we all know your "girlfriend" is your hand, you just got a pedicure and used some lotion.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

once i saw a chick who cheated on me at the shops and i yelled out "slut" then i felt like a loving idiot this was years ago and i wouldn't react like this now

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



mookface posted:

You must feel scorned in some way you should use this new attempt at communication as a catalyst for destroying her. She doesn't known poo poo from good chocolate baby you're better than that so take the b*tch down a peg or two

hmm interesting. i could costanza this whole situation.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Fandyien posted:

hmm interesting. i could costanza this whole situation.

get her to come over then slowly once its too late for her tell her that you have a new scat fetish and just poo poo all over her.

f0rce
Aug 26, 2007
<^.^>
revenge gently caress dat rear end

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fandyien posted:

hmm interesting. i could costanza this whole situation.

Concoct an elaborate fantasy life to show her what she's missing out on. What could have been if it weren't for her selfish and unfaithful ways. She's obviously just been dumped there is no other reason for this blatant need for an ego boost exploit that. Break her.

NObodiesGeek
Jun 14, 2003
I'm not shy, I just hate you.
How awkward was the transition from a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship back to just a mother/son relationship?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Tell her you post too much in GBS. That gets the bitches wet.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
get into a long term relationship w/ her and live a long fulfilling life w/ tge love of ur life and start a famiky. and just be happy lol. its that easy dog gl

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

NObodiesGeek posted:

How awkward was the transition from a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship back to just a mother/son relationship?

Nah, doesn't work dude. Try a different angle.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Don't gently caress with it homie

dc3k
Feb 18, 2003

what.
I scrolled all the way down and didn't see any pics. Where are the pics OP?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
seriously what the gently caress OP post that poo poo so we can better advise you

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

EA Sports posted:

send her a pic of ur turd in the toilet.

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

EA Sports posted:

send her a pic of ur turd in the toilet.

seriously this

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
post the pic idgaf what your objections are post the goddamn picture

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
op send the turd

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Send a pic of a turd on her pic

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