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naem
May 29, 2011

Every ex I've ever had has stalked me, furiously angry, trying to get me back, for months. I think it's my surprisingly large peen

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

SaltLick posted:

Send a pic of a turd on her pic

ya do this. poop on ur phone w/ her picyture on it then take a pic of that and send it to her

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

ilikedirt posted:

op send the turd

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
send the turd pic op

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

echronorian posted:

Don't gently caress with it homie

you'll only find sadness by not taking this sage's advice

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
i really think and know that you shouldn't gently caress with it but if you HAVE to, send the turd pic op

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Get aids then sex her up

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
op how dare u abandon this theread. u should be ashame

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots
op i swear to god if you aren't photographing your poo poo right now

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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naem posted:

Every ex I've ever had has stalked me, furiously angry, trying to get me back, for months. I think it's my surprisingly large peen

Every ex I've ever stalked was furiously angry, trying to get me back, for months. I think it's my surprisingly large peen

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
find a way to gently caress her and move on

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dubious posted:

find a way to gently caress her and move on

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

OP dont come back to this thread until you post her pic

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
i wish your ex and all ex girlfriends many blessings

causticBeet
Mar 2, 2010

BIG VINCE COMIN FOR YOU
lol you got text cucked

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



lmao i looked her up on facebook and she has a boyfriend. bitch why are you sending your ex pictures at midnight if you're dating someone, goddamn. i think i'm gonna bail now and stop talking to her

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Fandyien posted:

lmao i looked her up on facebook and she has a boyfriend. bitch why are you sending your ex pictures at midnight if you're dating someone, goddamn. i think i'm gonna bail now and stop talking to her

Haha, you didn't immediately recognize a very conspicuous drunk text. I bet you believe you're the one "bailing on her". Lol.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Hobohemian posted:

Haha, you didn't immediately recognize a very conspicuous drunk text. I bet you believe you're the one "bailing on her". Lol.

well, i was pretty drunk last night too, if that makes it any less dumb

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Fandyien posted:

well, i was pretty drunk last night too, if that makes it any less dumb

It does. Fair enough.

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

echronorian posted:

send the turd pic op

With a caption saying "as long as we're trading pics of pieces of poo poo here's mine"

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

Fandyien posted:

she sent me her picture for some reason and she is like smoking hot now. she cheated on me like five years ago. what do you goons think i should do here.

You're not gangelon...voted 2

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



it'd be cool if i ws the kind of person with the cojones to be mean to other people cus then i would totally do that

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Cesar Cedeno posted:

You're not gangelon...voted 2

You're not gangelion... Voted 5.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Got to put my weight behind the turd idea.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Cesar Cedeno posted:

You're not gangelon...voted 2

i thought i'd bump it up a notch by being not gagelion

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Fandyien posted:

i thought i'd bump it up a notch by being not gagelion

You bumped it up 3 notches, specifically.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Text that bitch a smiley face bitches love smiley faces

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
send her a pic... get this... of MY dick
lol

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

Hobohemian posted:

You bumped it up 3 notches, specifically.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu





ck

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Wow op you dated a girl that is hot congrats it's really not pathetic you made a thread about it under the guise of a joke

dc3k
Feb 18, 2003

what.

THE PENETRATOR posted:

send her a pic... get this... of MY dick
lol

send a pic of all of our dicks. OP goes first

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


yeah send her to turd pic

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Fandyien posted:

lmao i looked her up on facebook and she has a boyfriend. bitch why are you sending your ex pictures at midnight if you're dating someone, goddamn. i think i'm gonna bail now and stop talking to her

That was the seriouspost correct answer. At most you want to be like "cute pic" and then never talk to her again so she will never know if you meant that sarcastically & she will feel the need to cheat on her current boyfriend with a stranger in order to feel fleeting validation.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Trixie Hardcore posted:

That was the seriouspost correct answer. At most you want to be like "cute pic" and then never talk to her again so she will never know if you meant that sarcastically & she will feel the need to cheat on her current boyfriend with a stranger in order to feel fleeting validation.

yeah i think she was texting me to get a quick ego boost. i don't wanna try and cuck the fag she's dating now, that sucked rear end when it happened to me and i like to think i'm better than that

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i like to think im better than ppl too but at the end of the day were all goons

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
send the turd

Mederlock
Jun 23, 2012

You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it
Grimey Drawer

whatis posted:

i like to think im better than ppl too but at the end of the day were all goons

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Fandyien posted:

yeah i think she was texting me to get a quick ego boost. i don't wanna try and cuck the fag she's dating now, that sucked rear end when it happened to me and i like to think i'm better than that

lol what the gently caress is wrong with you

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Fandyien posted:

yeah i think she was texting me to get a quick ego boost. i don't wanna try and cuck the fag she's dating now, that sucked rear end when it happened to me and i like to think i'm better than that

You are a p dumb guy

"Oh I can have meaningless sex with a hot girl that no one ever needs to know about - oh but my morality!"

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Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

Fandyien posted:

yeah i think she was texting me to get a quick ego boost. i don't wanna try and cuck the fag she's dating now, that sucked rear end when it happened to me and i like to think i'm better than that

actually its cathartic to do it. suck her dick

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