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Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
$19.99 / year

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Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
Only interested if Goonbux is a bitcoin fork.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
only if I can spend goonbux to get Lowtax to mspaint his most recent sexual encounter

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
You really love this place, don't you?

Rrussom
May 13, 2009
I wish more games featured women turning into toilets. I want toilet transformers.

amityville anus posted:

only if I can spend goonbux to get Lowtax to mspaint his most recent sexual encounter

I too would pay for a MSPaint of Lowtax's hand.

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
the 'tax man.

wat do you spend goonbux on

Kernel Monsoon
Jul 18, 2006
Only interested if this comes with a personalised letter from Lowtax, thanking me for 8 years of quality posting, and like/dislike buttons so I can mark posts accordingly.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I would like the goon notificiation so I can easily avoid you fuckin weirdos

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
ummm, why can't i crosspost all my posts to facebook??

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
  • An app that replaces forums poster Fansy's breathing with making GBS threads out lungs.
TIA.

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

i must compose posted:

the 'tax man.

wat do you spend goonbux on

goonbux is a cryptocurrency, so feel free to spend them at any store that accepts goonbux.

ShaunO
Jan 29, 2006

  • hot dog module

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
i need a way to display that i have spent the extra money to the poor posters

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

uG posted:

i need a way to display that i have spent the extra money to the poor posters
Rumour is that premium will up the avatar limit to a whopping 200x200 40kb, this will alert everyone to the fact your bootstraps are firmly pulled up.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


  • word filter changing all references to star citizen with "christmas is cancelled"

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014
No Oculus Rift support. gently caress Off

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Sorry you cannot access Premium content right now because there aren't any good threads.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Fansy posted:

$19.99 / year

  • Notifications when someone quotes your post, or comments on your status

:eyepop:

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

Rrussom posted:

I too would pay for a MSPaint of Lowtax's hand.

I would pay even more for one of his mouth

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

All premium memberships come with a functional search engine.

Baiku fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Aug 10, 2014

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
sorry OP I am a time traveller stuck in the 90's and am currently reading this from a text only MS DOS browser so none of those features appeal to me

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
i am always looking for new and improved ways to pay lowtax money

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
premium features scheduled to work by the year 2028

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Fansy posted:

$19.99 / year

  • search archives

Whoah whoah let's not get ahead of ourselves here

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Why would I pay a premium for use of an app that doesn't exist when the free app that does exist is really good

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

echronorian posted:

Why would I pay a premium for use of an app that doesn't exist when the free app that does exist is really good

beeps when a fellow goon is within 1 block

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

echronorian posted:

Why would I pay a premium for use of an app that doesn't exist when the free app that does exist is really good

So every time a piece of HTML changes you don't have to wait a week for the app to update as it would assumably use an API instead of scrape.

Wait it's lowtax of course the official app would scrape HTML and fail

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Fansy posted:

beeps when a fellow goon is within 1 block

Ya and that'd be nice for avoiding goons but I already have a way to do that: not talk about the internet to anybody, ever. It's solving a problem that doesn't exist

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


You forgot the forum access on days outside of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I would pay $19 to lowtax if you were never allowed to post again, OP

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
If lowtacks wants some money he should have two days a year you can buy anyone a week probation for like 5 bucks

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Yeah if Lowtax ever needs to make several million more dollars he could enable us to bad each other for five bucks

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
even though i already paid for it, i'd pay again for search to finally work

i've been on these forums for like a decade and search only worked for a few years

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Enhanced support for ThePalace chat

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Big Beef City posted:

I would pay $19 to lowtax if you were never allowed to post again, OP

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Big Beef City posted:

I would pay $19 to lowtax if you were never allowed to post again, OP

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
  • access to the backdoor entrance to Something Awful
  • access to the backdoor entrance to Something Awful HQ
  • access to the backdoor entrance to lowtax

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
  • private "State of the Forums" meetings with creator of Somethingawful and father of Lowtax, Hightax

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Hnm could we convert goonbets to use goonbux? Or maybe goonbux can use the cred system from goonbets?

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pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove

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