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I'm on the bus and a cute girl sits next to me. I say, trying to initiate conversation, "so where you goin'?" Without missing a beat, she responds: "you don't need to know"
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what did you do OP
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Aug 9, 2014 18:30
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Filippo Corridoni posted:I'm on the bus and a cute girl sits next to me. I say, trying to initiate conversation, "so where you goin'?" Without missing a beat, she responds: asking a stranger where they are going is p creepy bro
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Aug 9, 2014 18:32
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One time when I was 19 or so I took a pizza out of the oven and somehow my forearm hit the electric broiler coil in the oven while it was still red hot and it burned a football shaped patch of skin real bad. I'm 32 now and if I look real hard for it I can still see a very faint scar in the area where it was. I'd say that was a pretty bad burn imo
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Aug 9, 2014 18:32
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Does the sick burn come after you followed her home?
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Aug 9, 2014 18:32
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steam table, impinger, flattop grill
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Big Beef City posted:One time when I was 19 or so I took a pizza out of the oven and somehow my forearm hit the electric broiler coil in the oven while it was still red hot and it burned a football shaped patch of skin real bad. I'm 32 now and if I look real hard for it I can still see a very faint scar in the area where it was. Wow, good one. I don't think anyone would have been smart enough to play the homonym game if you hadn't shown up. 
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Aug 9, 2014 18:35
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sick burn
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Aug 9, 2014 18:39
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sick burns the back of my throat when it's mostly bile
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Aug 9, 2014 18:41
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So like AIDS jokes?
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Aug 9, 2014 19:09
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someone called me a posting parasite. hurt quite a lot.
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Aug 9, 2014 19:27
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I was 5, i wanted to see what my mummy was making on the stove, turns out it was porridge, the right side of my chest has a weird slightly more hairy patch just under my collarbone.
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Aug 9, 2014 19:28
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someone called me a human being once maddest ive ever been
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Aug 9, 2014 19:29
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Baracula posted:someone called me a posting parasite. hurt quite a lot. what was the context, emptyqouting?
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Aug 9, 2014 19:29
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one time i grabbed a hot brick and burned off some fingerprints for a little while
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bigzak posted:someone called me a human being once
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Aug 9, 2014 19:31
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a cat irl posted:one time i grabbed a hot dick and burned off some fingerprints for a little while
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Aug 9, 2014 19:33
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I don't take risks or associate with people so I've never been burned
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Aug 9, 2014 19:35
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One time I epically owned myself by reflecting on my life, i haven't stopped crying since.
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Aug 9, 2014 19:36
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"get out of my house" my dad when he found out im gay. a real zinger
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Aug 9, 2014 19:37
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jalopybrown posted:what was the context, emptyqouting? the context was my terrible posting. now im just going to post the freshest reddit quotes, ironic namastes ans doge memes 
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Aug 9, 2014 19:39
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baracula u got a funny name
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Aug 9, 2014 19:40
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pfs Write posted:"get out of my house" lol
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Aug 9, 2014 19:40
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pfs Write posted:"get out of my house" Always leave em laughing.
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Aug 9, 2014 19:41
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im pooping! posted:baracula u got a funny name thanks and god bless
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Aug 9, 2014 19:43
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"Did your parents have any children that lived?" - dad, at my graduation
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Aug 9, 2014 19:44
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my gf told me i was not a good dancer and it hurt my feelings
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Aug 9, 2014 19:49
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While watching The Perverts Guide to Cinema my buddy turned to me and he said "Hey, Jim, this guy kind of looks like you."
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Aug 9, 2014 19:54
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Someone asked me why I had my head down in class. I said I was tired, and this girl said "why, you don't get any pussy".
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Aug 10, 2014 02:37
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i was riding on a bus and a cute girl sat next to me so i whipped out my cock and showed it to her, and she said "wow your cock is really small" from that point onward i was gay
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Aug 10, 2014 02:38
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4 The Cause posted:Someone asked me why I had my head down in class. I said I was tired, and this girl said "why, you don't get any pussy". lol
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Aug 10, 2014 02:40
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once someone asked me if i had any friends 
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4 The Cause posted:Someone asked me why I had my head down in class. I said I was tired, and this girl said "why, you don't get any pussy". hahahahaha haha oh poo poo
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Aug 10, 2014 02:41
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i can't remember the last time someone burned me because i usually black out and kill them
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Aug 10, 2014 02:43
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one time i was pan-roasting a steak, put the pan in the sink with a mitt on, and went to go pick it up 5 minutes later and got second degree burns all over my hand i ate my steak and kept my hand in a bag of ice until like 2am when i went to the hospital because i knew that if i went to bed with my hand in a bag of ice i'd piss the bed. the hospital gave me 3 months worth of vicodin for no reason 
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Aug 10, 2014 02:43
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i thought that putting ice on a burn is one of the worst things you can do
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Aug 10, 2014 02:44
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Fojar38 posted:i thought that putting ice on a burn is one of the worst things you can do it is
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god gave me the sickest burn when he created my life
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