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Aug 10, 2014 00:28
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Apr 16, 2024 15:29
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- Dotcom Jillionaire
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Social distortion
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we can finish at the same time
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Aug 10, 2014 00:29
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- FluffieDuckie
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her sandwich is here. she doesnt seem happy with it but she said "its fine" so i think its good enough.
ah yes, the ever so amorphous "it's fine"
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Aug 10, 2014 00:29
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- Dotcom Jillionaire
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getting your burger cut in half is kind of a good idea i'm going to request that the next time i can afford to go out and eat
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Aug 10, 2014 00:30
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- i am he
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we arent saying much because there's food in our mouths and chewing going on. i asked her how her sandiwch is and she said "its good!" i laughed at the choice earlier but it might save the date for me.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:32
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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we arent saying much because there's food in our mouths and chewing going on. i asked her how her sandiwch is and she said "its good!" i laughed at the choice earlier but it might save the date for me.
dude put down the android and stick it in already
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Aug 10, 2014 00:33
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i asked her if she thinks she might have room for dessert. she said "what does it look like" kind of flirtily and i said "you're very thin." we're getting dessert
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Aug 10, 2014 00:34
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- cute anime girl
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i asked her if she thinks she might have room for dessert. she said "what does it look like" kind of flirtily and i said "you're very thin." we're getting dessert
She wants cum. Not dessert. She implied cum.
Cum in her mouth. Do it.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:35
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- Diqnol
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i asked her if she thinks she might have room for dessert. she said "what does it look like" kind of flirtily and i said "you're very thin." we're getting dessert
Make sure to tip the waiter. That's how your date knows you mean business and are a gentleman.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:38
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- i am he
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ahh that was so weird and stressful. the waitress came and i asked for 2 tiramisu's but my date and the waitress were like "you mean two plates for sharing" and im like "no two separate ones" and they both thought that was weird.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:38
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- cute anime girl
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Tell her to open her mouth. She will ask you what you ordered for her.
You will reply "vanilla mousse". Then you cum in her mouth.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:39
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- cute anime girl
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ahh that was so weird and stressful. the waitress came and i asked for 2 tiramisu's but my date and the waitress were like "you mean two plates for sharing" and im like "no two separate ones" and they both thought that was weird.
TIRAMISU IS NOT CUM IDIOT!
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Aug 10, 2014 00:39
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- i am he
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she just brought up israel palestine again
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Aug 10, 2014 00:41
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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Tell her to open her mouth. She will ask you what you ordered for her.
You will reply "vanilla mousse". Then you cum in her mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb83fmI47KQ
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Aug 10, 2014 00:43
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the tiramisu came so i tried to make a gaza pun but i forgot she was jewish so i think it fell flat.
edit: she doesnt like the tiramisu lol, "its tastes like coffee" (duh)
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Aug 10, 2014 00:43
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- cute anime girl
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the tiramisu came so i tried to make a gaza pun but i forgot she was jewish so i think it fell flat.
edit: she doesnt like the tiramisu lol, "its tastes like coffee" (duh)
Cum on it. On the tiramisu. Tell her it's seasoning.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:45
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she asked me what im looking at on my phone. i was up front and explained byob a little bit and texted her a link.
edit: lol poo poo
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Aug 10, 2014 00:45
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- cute anime girl
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she asked me what im looking at on my phone. i was up front and explained byob a little bit and texted her a link.
edit: lol poo poo
Seize the moment. Cum. Cum.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:46
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- i am he
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well she probably wont click it until later so its no biggie. she asked for some milk to dip the tiramisu in "cuz thats how i like my coffee"
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Aug 10, 2014 00:46
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- arghfist
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5'd
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Aug 10, 2014 00:46
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- cute anime girl
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well she probably wont click it until later so its no biggie. she asked for some milk to dip the tiramisu in "cuz thats how i like my coffee"
Give her a cup.
A cup of cum.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:47
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i asked her if she wants to get a drink to round off the night and she said ya. she asked me what i want and ijust told her she could order two of something so it looks less suspicious
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Aug 10, 2014 00:50
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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i asked her if she wants to get a drink to round off the night and she said ya. she asked me what i want and ijust told her she could order two of something so it looks less suspicious
ASSERT. dont make an rear end of us.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:52
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- i am he
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wow, she ordered two coronas
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Aug 10, 2014 00:53
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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wow, she ordered two coronas
that is notdos equis. i feel like a ghost and u cannot hear me *taps on samsung screen*
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Aug 10, 2014 00:55
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- i am he
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she just said "sometimes i wish i was black"
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Aug 10, 2014 00:55
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- Dotcom Jillionaire
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Social distortion
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underage drinking is bad for society
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Aug 10, 2014 00:55
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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she just said "sometimes i wish i was black"
tip the bartender a tenner and order 2 negro modelas.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:57
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- i am he
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i didnt know how to respond so i just said "me too" and i guess she was kidding
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Aug 10, 2014 00:57
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- i am he
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we're almost done with these coronas hoping the bill paying goes off without a hitch
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Aug 10, 2014 00:58
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- i am he
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the waitress handed it to me and i just slid it over to my date without really looking at it. i asked her if its ok and thanked her for udnerstanding i dont have my wallet and she said "its fine" so thats a plus
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Aug 10, 2014 01:01
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Apr 16, 2024 15:29
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- i am he
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oh dear her card got declined
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