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im on a date. i'll livepost it so people who arent as successful, romantically, as me can catch a glimpse of how to get girls.
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are you going for a kiss close, op? please post the negs you try
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Aug 10, 2014 00:03
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we're at a sort of bar/restaurant. i ordered water, with two lemon wedges, to drink. she ordered a bloody mary (its 7 pm idiot)
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Aug 10, 2014 00:03
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the waitress is more good looking then my date. i didnt tell her that, but i might depending on what she orders to eat.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:04
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put her on the computer i have some questions for her
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Aug 10, 2014 00:04
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- pogi
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plz go do something fun w/ your date OP
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Aug 10, 2014 00:04
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- whoflungpoop
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With you and the constellations
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so where did u 2 lovebuggles meet
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Aug 10, 2014 00:05
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go dancing or something i dunno
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Aug 10, 2014 00:05
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i tried to order a beer but the waitress asked for my id, so i had to pretend i forgot my wallet. i hope my date caught that so its not awkward when the check comes.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:06
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i tried to order a beer but the waitress asked for my id, so i had to pretend i forgot my wallet. i hope my date caught that so its not awkward when the check comes.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:06
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i only have 13 dollars in my pocket. but i get embarassed using cash at a restaurant because my hand sometimes touches the service persons when i give it to them. so its all on her.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:07
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girls like it when you order for them, they will interpret this as you being brave and in control of the situation
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Aug 10, 2014 00:07
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the waitress is more good looking then my date. i didnt tell her that, but i might depending on what she orders to eat.
honesty is the key. tell her this immediately or you'll have to find another woman to judge her against
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Aug 10, 2014 00:07
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she ordered a chicken sandwich (lol), two strikes. i ordered a hamburger with only ketchup and asked them to cut it in half, medium well.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:08
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we're going to need pics of the date and the waitress stat
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Aug 10, 2014 00:09
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she just asked me who i voted for, -1 strike. i had to tell her im not old enough to vote though, so that might count against me in her strike book.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:10
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now we're talking about the israel palestine conflict
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Aug 10, 2014 00:12
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the food hasn't even come out yet and this date is already headed for disaster
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Aug 10, 2014 00:13
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- whoflungpoop
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With you and the constellations
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lay out 3 quarters on the table and explain to the waitress that every instance of poor/slow service from her will result in one coin being deducted from her service bonus
guarantee she'll keep your mountain dew topped off all night
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Aug 10, 2014 00:14
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the food hasn't even come out yet and this date is already headed for disaster
the moment he contacted byob during the date was the moment that date was over
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Aug 10, 2014 00:15
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she's jewish, so i think my joke kind of went over her head, or she's just a bitch.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:16
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the moment he contacted byob during the date was the moment that date was over
this is truth
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Aug 10, 2014 00:16
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food is here, she's not happy with her sandwich lol. "it has too much chicken on it." really starting to lean towards "bitch" on this one
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Aug 10, 2014 00:17
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she just asked me who i voted for
i am he posted:
now we're talking about the israel palestine conflict
lol
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Aug 10, 2014 00:18
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waitress said she can get her another one made with "less chicken" (wtf). im going to wait to eat my hamburger with ketchup until she has her food
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Aug 10, 2014 00:19
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she asked me if i believe in crystals/orbs/etc. i told her they aren't real, and she agreed? not sure what the point of that line of conversation was.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:21
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"don't worry i'll eat your extra chicken and then some"
*winking suggestively*
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Aug 10, 2014 00:21
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tell her that you are critiquing her performance as a date live for the internet
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Aug 10, 2014 00:23
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she just made a snide comment about my choice of dress. i didnt respond, but i started to eat my food, even though her sandwich still isnt ready.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:24
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babe u look beautiful
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Aug 10, 2014 00:25
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Aug 10, 2014 00:26
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her sandwich is here. she doesnt seem happy with it but she said "its fine" so i think its good enough.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:26
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her sandwich is here. she doesnt seem happy with it but she said "its fine" so i think its good enough.
convince her thers cum in it
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Aug 10, 2014 00:27
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im done with the left half of my hamburger already. im eating as slowly as possible so she can catch up and we can finish at the same time, and maybe get dessert.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:28
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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＞お尻へ入ろ
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tell her youre gonna knock the pussy out like fight night
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