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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Christoff posted:

Still making it through the thread has this been posted yet? Sorry on mobile

http://youtu.be/_JkwZUk3Kng


Can't make this poo poo up

Ginette Reno posted:

that's some straight reno 9/11 poo poo lol

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

COPS was better when they showed a bit more of cops loving up or owning themselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiGUoRd6eCg

lol

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I liked that one episode of X-Files where they worked with cops, one of the best of the season IMO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auWF57Y5aYs

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
tho i do agree the police shouldnt lock people up when they're on angel dust bustin up peoples fences

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Robo Reagan posted:

tho i do agree the police shouldnt lock people up when they're on angel dust bustin up peoples fences

god drat right

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

worlds wildest police videos is better because you just get the greatest hits and sheriff john burnell acting as if every car chase is the final battle between good vs evil

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Laugh and be entertained as people with D averages in high school beat up and maim people who got Fs, all for the twisted pleasure of the global Jewish hegemony that, as a reminder, controls our lives. Heil Hitler.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Helsing posted:

Also if you ever get the chance be sure to watch the Canadian equivalent of COPS, "To Serve and Protect".

to serve and protect is sometimes even more hosed up than cops and shows a lot more RCMP takedowns of armed suspects

reminder that canadian cops do not gently caress around: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGH-oKt5hlE

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

FuhrerHat posted:

to serve and protect is sometimes even more hosed up than cops and shows a lot more RCMP takedowns of armed suspects

reminder that canadian cops do not gently caress around: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGH-oKt5hlE

hell yeah one of those RCMPs was not polite AT ALL

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Longarm was cool.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

gnarlyhotep posted:

hell yeah one of those RCMPs was not polite AT ALL

That ain't the RCMP, its the Toronto Police, aka the guys who somehow failed to charge Rob Ford with anything.

They probably decided they didn't have a big enough truck to run him down with.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

im sure they courteously honked first

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Helsing posted:

That ain't the RCMP, its the Toronto Police, aka the guys who somehow failed to charge Rob Ford with anything.

They probably decided they didn't have a big enough truck to run him down with.

Ok this is funny but shouldn't you Canadians help Rob Ford with his problems?

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

Ok this is funny but shouldn't you Canadians help Rob Ford with his problems?

they have socialized medicine. hes probably okay now

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

Ok this is funny but shouldn't you Canadians help Rob Ford with his problems?

we did but now we need team america to help with our rob ford problem

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Lol, 3-4 units respond, send the women in with rubber gloves, it's not gay that way. Love how the pepper spray did poo poo gently caress nothing

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

remember the episode where the cops pull a suicidal woman wielding a knife out of her van and then tackle her so the knife ends up in her chest

that was hosed up

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

worlds wildest police videos is better because you just get the greatest hits and sheriff john burnell acting as if every car chase is the final battle between good vs evil

"And the driver begins swerving erratically, narrowly missing a few pedestrians" *car flies by 30 feet away from said peds* "As the car comes to a stop we see two fugitives jump out and run in opposite directions. Truly criminals have no code of ethics!"

FuhrerHat posted:

to serve and protect is sometimes even more hosed up than cops and shows a lot more RCMP takedowns of armed suspects

reminder that canadian cops do not gently caress around: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGH-oKt5hlE

Lol, grand theft auto Canada division "Hay guys, watch me spin the tires on this turd!"

FuhrerHat posted:

im sure they courteously honked first

I wonder, did they warn him in both English and French prior to bumping him.

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Aug 10, 2014

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced
nobody gone give ya no break

police naw give ya no break

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
http://vimeo.com/51474547

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Clochette posted:

The only show that reached the quality of COPS was To Catch a Predator, unfortunately it was cancelled.

Stupid Louis Conradt killing himself ruined the fun for all of us. Truly, we are his greatest victim.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i love cops

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

FuhrerHat posted:

to serve and protect is sometimes even more hosed up than cops and shows a lot more RCMP takedowns of armed suspects

reminder that canadian cops do not gently caress around: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGH-oKt5hlE

~:angel:~god bless u officer tony stewart~:angel:~

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

Ah din do nothun! Ah din do nothun! A din do nothun!

*gets tasered*

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Christoff posted:

Still making it through the thread has this been posted yet? Sorry on mobile

http://youtu.be/_JkwZUk3Kng


Can't make this poo poo up

This is the zenith of "Cops". I'm not sure why they bother making new episodes after this.

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQi7-GKJp0

I thought that my home was my castle, but no one scrutinizing me. No pigs, no lying bitch, no hassle.
Can a man not control his bitch with violence? y'all are brutalizing me

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Cops is fake. You can tell because not a single single person ever looks at the camera. Ever. Seriously, if you got pulled over and there were cameras everywhere, wouldn't you at least glance at them occasionally? So yeah, it's fake hth

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


The best thing I've seen on COPS is the guy who was being harassed for walking down the street and got tased for politely asking the cop for identification since he wasn't in uniform. Cop paraded around as hero THIN BLUE LINE.

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Sorry op, If I want to see a tv show about poor people getting hosed over by cops I'll watch bait car.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Bait car sucks hard. You need world's dumbest.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
I love COPS, nothing like seeing a bunch of assholes be assholes to each other.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

When I was little I saw cops a few times then asked my parents why all criminals have weird names like Latisha or Jesus. My little kid brain started to think it would be easy to stop crime if we just kept an extra close eye on anyone with a weird name. It was explained to me that the show is police propaganda to reinforce that very idea, and we stopped watching it.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

MOOBS! posted:

remember the episode where the cops pull a suicidal woman wielding a knife out of her van and then tackle her so the knife ends up in her chest

that was hosed up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8qpYTF83WE

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

It's like the 90s never left.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Didnt read the OP. COPS is the only unfiltered reality show to grace the airwaves. We should thank hillbillies, white trash, latinos, and the blacks for causing an entertaining quarter century of sex, drugs, and wild car chases.

Voted :gas:, hth

Unboxing Day
Nov 4, 2003

first 48 supremacy

- they catch murderers instead of weedheads
- there's usually so much corroborating evidence that it's obvious the dude is guilty
- every few episodes the cops find someone they're sure is guilty at first but then finds evidences that exonerates them and they let em go

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

tbqh i watch a lot of cops because im a horrible piece of poo poo and they gently caress as many white folks as other folks

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA3JUpQzOek

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhrwC2BoAkE

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
you can't break those cuffs

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