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Unboxing Day posted:first 48 supremacy isn't first 48 the show where they never catch anyone, i swear i've never seen an episode that didn't end on "well poo poo that's two days, trail's cold boys"
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owns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHb2_P1Xd7g
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hemophilia posted:Bait car sucks hard. You need world's dumbest. bait car rules, world's dumbest sucks because every clip is narrated by 'comedians' who make larry the cable guy look like george carlin
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mookface is a bad boy, but what ya gonna do 
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snortpocket posted:bait car rules, world's dumbest sucks because every clip is narrated by 'comedians' who make larry the cable guy look like george carlin They must be real fat
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Reading this thread and watching The Shield is an interesting experience.
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America is a bad place and our police are better equipped than most major modern armies and call their fellow citizens "civilians".* They use this power to let Steven Segal drive a tank into a man's home nearly killing him for television* and other noble pursuits because you can become a cop with nothing more than a GED and a state mandated low IQ*. *these things are real and true lol* *By lol I mean please come help us, UN? Europe? poo poo sucks here. Cesar Cedeno fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Aug 10, 2014 |
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Aug 10, 2014 22:18
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Cops are lovely people.
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campus pd is a good show, however
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The White Dragon posted:isn't first 48 the show where they never catch anyone, i swear i've never seen an episode that didn't end on "well poo poo that's two days, trail's cold boys" I remember that happening once, but it's the exception, not the rule. They usually don't stop at the first 48 though, they just recount all that happened in the first 48 and then continue on from there, days, weeks or even months later in some cases. most cases are either wrapped up in the first 48 or only take a few more days though.
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snortpocket posted:bait car rules, world's dumbest sucks because every clip is narrated by 'comedians' who make larry the cable guy look like george carlin they aren't comedians so much as washed up has-been z-list people who were notable 30 years ago, including a woman who is mostly famous for having someone else beaten up so they couldn't play in the olympics. That stuff is also good though because you can see the reeking desperation coming through their eyes as these people work for less than street whores while commenting on dumb things. If you enjoy cops for the human suffering, world's dumbest is best-in-show, plus you get people who are visibly suffering and dead on the inside.
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Too bad they don't show the end of that angel dust-busting up fences segment. There's a lady cop in it that's p. hot.
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lol if you sympathize with criminals
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Raku posted:lol if you sympathize with criminals We are all criminals. You most of all. *takes huge bong rip*
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Cesar Cedeno posted:America is a bad place and our police are better equipped than most major modern armies and call their fellow citizens "civilians".* I know right. Everyone without a high school diploma should just go directly to jail. Edit: I think they actually did that in USSR.
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It is a special day when I can actually make it to work in the mornings without being shot at by the police.
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The local cops were hiring one time so checked it out bc I was unemployed & it turned out they required at the very minimum an Associate's degree and really preferred a Bachelor's. I didn't apply bc I got hired soon after
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THE PENETRATOR posted:campus pd is a good show, however My (former) apartment complex was on that show, twice IIRC. 
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platedlizard posted:The local cops were hiring one time so checked it out bc I was unemployed & it turned out they required at the very minimum an Associate's degree and really preferred a Bachelor's. I didn't apply bc I got hired soon after That, folks, is what you call an anecdote. Most only require a GED. http://discoverpolicing.org/what_does_take/?fa=requirements And for the best one ever the US Capitol Police requirements: http://www.uscapitolpolice.gov/minimum_qualifications.php MadMattH fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Best episode of cops was when the guy busts a tranny hooker in some Mexican bar with no furnishings. The hooker was wearing only a wig and a tutu and is like 6'9". He has to reach under the guy's tutu. He turns to the camera and says deadpan "this is the worst part of the job."
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FuhrerHat posted:theres an episode where some homeless guy is being a creep outside a store so the cops roll up and ask him what the deal lol
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I'm a jerk. I love(d) Cops, Cheaters and the occasional Jerry Springer episode. Our criminal justice system is indeed broken though.
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FuzzySkinner posted:I'm a jerk. I knew a dude that was on Springer one time. He was the one who's kid was loving his step-mom. I later met Jerry Springer at some thing when he was running for office again in Ohio. I was the very last one in line to get my picture taken with him shaking hands. Jerry Springer: "Great! Hope I can get your vote!" Me: "I live in another state and I can't vote for you." You could see the utter disappointment in his eyes and he just sort of slouched a bit. He had just waited like 3 hours basically letting people shake his hand and get their picture with him. By the time I had showed up there were only like 5 people left in the line and I only had to wait maybe 10 min. I ate my lunch while waiting. I can always say that I made Jerry Springer slightly discouraged. MadMattH fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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"Here is the cocaine we planted on the suspect earlier."
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Awesome Welles posted:COPS was better when they showed a bit more of cops loving up or owning themselves I loved the one where a cop tries to drive across a field of dry grass while chasing some dude in a pickup and ends up stopping in the middle of the field, then the hot exhaust pipe ignites the grass and his car burns to the ground. When the ammo in his trunk started exploding, people on the radio started freaking out about gunshots... 
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my favorite episode was the one where there was a mime making fun of the cop and the cop eventually just beat the guy down and arrested him
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Wait, is COPS still on? No way is it still on!
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holy gently caress get this man on a plane st. louis right now
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Iamblikhos posted:Wait, is COPS still on? No way is it still on! Between spike, fx and whatever g4 is now isn't cops on in perpetuity? Like there is never a moment of life without cops being broadcast somewhere. If you mean still in production then no, cops wrapped it up a year or two ago I believe. One of my favorite things about cops is the awesome time capsule it can serve as, I recently saw an episode featuring plain clothes NYPD circa 89-90 and the fashion and hair cuts were absolutely amazing. I once got pulled over at 17-18 for a busted headlight and got the cops camera crew, I didn't fight or get a ticket or anything so I'm certain nothing came of it. If you want a new spin on the entertainment of cops check out Navajo Cops, my roommate found it on netflix, he's from an area right around the Rez so he kept looking for old friends. It's just like normal cops but pretty much every call is of the drunken white trash disturbance variety. One call was about a possible axe attack and ended with a lady so drunk she ran over her own head(I know right?) and another call had a guy who was maybe 80 but looked 180 drunkenly chasing around his neighbors with a farming tractor cause they "stole things from my house." That one ends with cop politely telling the man that if property were actually taken to call the police and chasing with tractors is wrong.
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Cyberball 2072 posted:Between spike, fx and whatever g4 is now isn't cops on in perpetuity? Like there is never a moment of life without cops being broadcast somewhere. If you mean still in production then no, cops wrapped it up a year or two ago I believe. new season started in july, cops 4ever bitch
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Nothing tops "I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!!!!!!!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpXbEVT7o4U
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but seriously, lockup: extended stay is easily the best 'dont commit crimes while poor' show
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i like how the guy is about to kneel down after getting tazed and the cops just knock him over instead. then while he is on the ground one cop is trying to roll him over while saying "turn around" while the other cop has his knee in the guy's back so he can't roll over lol
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soscannonballs posted:i like how the guy is about to kneel down after getting tazed and the cops just knock him over instead. then while he is on the ground one cop is trying to roll him over while saying "turn around" while the other cop has his knee in the guy's back so he can't roll over lol The tazer didn't connect properly, rendering it completely ineffective.
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soscannonballs posted:i like how the guy is about to kneel down after getting tazed and the cops just knock him over instead. then while he is on the ground one cop is trying to roll him over while saying "turn around" while the other cop has his knee in the guy's back so he can't roll over lol GET DOWN. STAND UP.
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snortpocket posted:new season started in july, cops 4ever bitch I see it moved from fox to spike last year, that's what my dumb brain misread a year ago. Glad to know an american tradition continues. In the days before awesome internet if nothing else was on at 3-4am there was always a cops rerun somewhere on cable it wasn't always great but it held the attention.
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Nothing tops "I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!!!!!!!!" Top 3 all time COPS clips. That one had a happy ending too. instead of taking the guy in he drove him down to the strip and helped him get a job.
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