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bunky
Aug 29, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

did they ever say what the bad boys are gonna do?

theyre loving coming for you dude, sheesh

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

bunky posted:

theyre loving coming for you dude, sheesh

no I thought the bad boys were gonna do something when someone else came for them (presumably the cops)??

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

no I thought the bad boys were gonna do something when someone else came for them (presumably the cops)??

probably totes bad stuff. flip the bird or something

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

bunky posted:

probably totes bad stuff. flip the bird or something

drat

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

theres an episode where theyre chasing some guy and the guy with the camera gets pretty far ahead of the actual cop

and he catches up to the suspect who tripped and just films him

and the suspect looks directly at the camera for like 3 seconds with a look on his face like "wtf is that, a bazooka???"

and then he gets smoked from behind by the actual cop


cops rules

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Best clip ever was when these two old hippie roommates called the cops because a bunch of their stuff is missing and they can't find their 3rd roommate

After they wander around from room to room stoned as gently caress looking for "clues" like this is some cheech and chong meets the hardy boys mystery, they let the cop know that third roommate didn't actually live there and was just some homeless dude they picked up and brought home earlier

Cop is just like "yeah, I think he took your poo poo. You probably shouldn't just pick up strangers off the street, take them home and then leave them there"

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

FuhrerHat posted:

theres an episode where theyre chasing some guy and the guy with the camera gets pretty far ahead of the actual cop

and he catches up to the suspect who tripped and just films him

and the suspect looks directly at the camera for like 3 seconds with a look on his face like "wtf is that, a bazooka???"

and then he gets smoked from behind by the actual cop


cops rules

jfc lmao

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

THE FUCKIN ROBOCOP posted:

Best clip ever was when these two old hippie roommates called the cops because a bunch of their stuff is missing and they can't find their 3rd roommate

After they wander around from room to room stoned as gently caress looking for "clues" like this is some cheech and chong meets the hardy boys mystery, they let the cop know that third roommate didn't actually live there and was just some homeless dude they picked up and brought home earlier

Cop is just like "yeah, I think he took your poo poo. You probably shouldn't just pick up strangers off the street, take them home and then leave them there"

this is actually funny

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

THE FUCKIN ROBOCOP posted:

Best clip ever was when these two old hippie roommates called the cops because a bunch of their stuff is missing and they can't find their 3rd roommate

After they wander around from room to room stoned as gently caress looking for "clues" like this is some cheech and chong meets the hardy boys mystery, they let the cop know that third roommate didn't actually live there and was just some homeless dude they picked up and brought home earlier

Cop is just like "yeah, I think he took your poo poo. You probably shouldn't just pick up strangers off the street, take them home and then leave them there"

also they said "he was probably mad because we didnt give him enough weed"

to his credit the cop was way too loving tired to deal with any of it. he must have been at the end of his shift or something so he just leaves.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i watch way too much cops

oh also dont forget the special episode from the 80's: cops soviet russia edition
http://www.tvguide.com/detail/tv-show.aspx?tvobjectid=191459&more=ucepisodelist&episodeid=831433

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

Gaunab posted:

look at this cop kisser right here

I'm a cop kisser, better you than me

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
help tha po-lice

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi_IBNNF4aQ

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
http://youtu.be/e-fb4ug73Lo

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyYJ1m9-Jrg

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


how dare they arrest buddha

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0c0yklKydA

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I am the law.

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

poo poo now I have to come up with a new hiding place

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

love how that cop pulls and subsequently holds his gun just like a loving gangbanger

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


snortpocket posted:

poo poo now I have to come up with a new hiding place

I think he would have been fine if he got in the middle and stretched out more.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cops is cool

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
not an irl video it's got actors (who are cops) but still loving great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-lDtCHFmvg

Includes the most patriotic speech in the history of these great states. :usa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fTaK2RDxNA

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

village catamite posted:

COPS is an awesome show

However it's slightly less awesome when you realize the pattern of every episode. Starts off with some normal hood crime, commercial break, then there's usually an exciting fight with someone on PCP, commercial break, and then a more emotional crime like domestic battery to finish off the episode.

so basically you want to watch the middle of a COPS episode for the good poo poo

seriously tho i don't get these responses. lying to a cop and refusing to let them do their tests or whatever when you're breaking the loving law sounds like a terrible idea

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

when i watch it i boo real loud at the baddies and clap and cheer for the goodies

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I still Remember the one where a big black snake was sort of roosting above a doorway or something. I think it had escaped and animal control hadn't shown up yet. One officer sprayed mace at it which only pissed it off, making it rear up. Then another officer struck it with a night stick. It made a really loud CRACK noise, and then you see the snake go completely limp.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

notZaar posted:

Does a cop have the right to protect himself if it puts suspects in danger? It's like if a firefighter decides not to save somebody from a burning building because they're afraid for their safety.

You're a retard

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower

Robo Reagan posted:

not an irl video it's got actors (who are cops) but still loving great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-lDtCHFmvg

Includes the most patriotic speech in the history of these great states. :usa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fTaK2RDxNA

one of my favorite police training videos, watched it when i went through reserve training, the instructor was all "this could save you life" and it started with canadian cavemen stabbing each other to death

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

goku im piss posted:

one of my favorite police training videos, watched it when i went through reserve training, the instructor was all "this could save you life" and it started with canadian cavemen stabbing each other to death

The music video was pretty sweet too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower

legit scared of the tiny asian man in black

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the first time I saw that video I laughed so hard I threw up

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
Remember the one where a pot bellied pig and a dog were living in a abandoned house and the pig started attacking kids or something so the cops were called. They had to pull the pig out through a window and couldn't find the dog who had wisely left the scene before the cops arrived.

Also I liked the one where a lady called about an eagle in her fireplace and it turned out to be a barn owl.

Really the animal ones were the best episodes

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Goons hate cops but love watching them smack people around

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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mookface posted:

Goons hate cops but love watching them smack people around

The show is light on police brutality imo. It needs more crackheads getting the everloving poo poo kicked out of them for my entertainment.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

mookface posted:

Goons hate cops but love watching them smack people around

i loving love cops don't lump me in with other goons

BromanderData
Mar 20, 2013

Stroke it with me

The Chosen One

Mac Tonight posted:

Let's not forget the time they dressed an undercover up as a clown to bust hookers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13IlSwVEjlc

This has Hollywood potential.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Robo Reagan posted:

i loving love cops don't lump me in with other goons
Oh I'm lumping you in robo reagan I'm dubbing you robot reagan motherfuckin five-oh killah

Mac Tonight
Mar 12, 2006

aw yeah tahts it man

platedlizard posted:

Remember the one where a pot bellied pig and a dog were living in a abandoned house and the pig started attacking kids or something so the cops were called. They had to pull the pig out through a window and couldn't find the dog who had wisely left the scene before the cops arrived.

Also I liked the one where a lady called about an eagle in her fireplace and it turned out to be a barn owl.

Really the animal ones were the best episodes

The one with the zebra. ZEBRA.

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/3420oj/cops-zebra-on-the-loose-in-sacramento

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Red Fructidor posted:

Or "it's my cousin's car"

gently caress, COPS is the greatest show. I get so pumped up when I hear that HUH! at the beginning of the theme song.

I can't stop loving the Cops theme either. That HUH gets me going too dude.

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

worlds wildest police videos is better because you just get the greatest hits and sheriff john burnell acting as if every car chase is the final battle between good vs evil

*police chase a car, car rolls, 500 cops jump on dude* "THIS SCUM WON'T BE RUNNING FROM THE LAW ANYMORE...IN THE BIG HOUSE"

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
COPS is an awesome show and OP is a human being for not likeing it

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