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i never understood the appeal of nascar until a chick from virginia told me you can bring your own beer into the racetrack still no reason to watch it on tv though
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Larry Parrish posted:the worst poster in gibbis continues to shine i support psyopmonkey Y-Hat posted:i never understood the appeal of nascar until a chick from virginia told me you can bring your own beer into the racetrack also this pretty much. i like being outdoors & grilling food & drinking & i dont see how cars going really fast and potentially exploding could make that any worse
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Aug 10, 2014 19:01
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NASCAR is dumb for turning left all the time, but still somehow more enjoyable than that lovely European racing where they turn different directions but never pass each other.
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Aug 10, 2014 19:06
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argondamn posted:NASCAR is dumb for turning left all the time, but still somehow more enjoyable than that lovely European racing where they turn different directions but never pass each other. Nascar has road courses, all of you stop being stupid perpetuating the stereotype (yeah they turn left like 85% of the time yeehaw!)  p.s nascar road courses are the best courses because 90% of the drivers dont know what the gently caress they are doing so its a non-stop comedy of errors
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Aug 10, 2014 19:25
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Anyone remember that NASCAR simulator some goon made where all you do is turn left, and if you do anything else you crash?
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Aug 10, 2014 19:27
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Why can't people face their rage issues like normal people by quietly wait by his car in the parking lot and kidney stab him with a screwdriver?
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Aug 10, 2014 19:28
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stab posted:Nascar has road courses, all of you stop being stupid perpetuating the stereotype (yeah they turn left like 85% of the time yeehaw!) It is hilarious to watch every other person crash when faced with an S in the track.
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Aug 10, 2014 21:15
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Gallow posted:It is hilarious to watch every other person crash when faced with an S in the track. throw in rain and it becomes the best demolition derby race of the year
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Aug 10, 2014 21:16
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legit sounds like fun to watch if i was in person
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Aug 10, 2014 21:17
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http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/where-theres-smoke-up-close-with-tony-stewart-nascars-nastiest-driver-20140810 Apparently Talladega Nights was a documentary lol Tony Stewart posted:"You want to hide something from me?" he says. "Put it in a book." Tony Stewart posted:"Pussy, money and race cars. That's pretty much all I care about." Then he winks at me. b1gs341 fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Aug 10, 2014 |
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Aug 10, 2014 21:19
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NASCAR Racing from Papyrus was pretty awesome.
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Aug 10, 2014 21:21
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I really want some Cheez-Its right now.
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Aug 10, 2014 21:26
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stab posted:Nascar has road courses, all of you stop being stupid perpetuating the stereotype (yeah they turn left like 85% of the time yeehaw!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-0MfJeKc4w i might go see a race at infineon some time
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Aug 10, 2014 21:35
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Stewart did nothing wrong.
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Aug 10, 2014 21:37
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turdriver posted:i dont like normal NASCAR but when they do road courses it actually looks cool find the nationwide race in montreal where it rained and carl edwards had to use a squeegee to see loving lol oh and jacques villeneuve totalled his car running into like the pace car under yellow double loving lol that race was amazing live
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Aug 10, 2014 21:38
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Why is anyone upset at Stewart at all? Dude who got out of his car killed himself.
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Aug 10, 2014 21:41
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I still can't believe triple Cheez-it Oral B Fed Ex Sprint Cup Champion Tony “car man” Stewart killed a man in cold blood
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Aug 10, 2014 21:45
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Everybody's giving Tony Stewart a hard time over this, but what about THE CAR THAT DID THE KILLING? Does anyone know the location of that car or have they taken it into custody? I mean the CAR is what killed that poor kid, I mean Tony may not have even been involved honestly
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Aug 10, 2014 21:54
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Big Beef City posted:Everybody's giving Tony Stewart a hard time over this, but what about THE CAR THAT DID THE KILLING? Does anyone know the location of that car or have they taken it into custody? I mean the CAR is what killed that poor kid, I mean Tony may not have even been involved honestly Cars don't kill people, rednecks kill people.
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Aug 10, 2014 21:58
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Durrr I'm a hill-billy retard. Gonna run into the middle of a racetrack with cars driving 'round it. Oh shi *gets run over and killed* *world is a better place*
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Aug 10, 2014 21:59
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lol he murdered that guy bet you his thought was, as he decided not to to dodge him "gently caress you i'm tony stewart!"
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Aug 10, 2014 22:03
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From the NASCAR Unofficial Book of Racing: Ro0lz 1) Never number your car "13"
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Aug 10, 2014 22:09
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anyone who think he revved his engine at the kid is a loving moron that was a car that was much closer to the camera guy, stewart was on the other side of the track, his engine would be much quieter. kid is a loving moron and basically asked to die by trying to be a hardass. tony stewart might be a dick, i dont know poo poo about him but its 100% not his fault
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Aug 10, 2014 22:10
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He is a cold blooded murderer and I hope he goes to jail forever. Do these car not have brakes or steering wheels? He could see the (dumb loving sack of poo poo moron kid who I'm glad is dead) walking out on the track just fine, and he loving runs him over anyway (good) I want Tony Stewart to be executed with Americas new Freedom Tonic that induces death in 3 hours or less via agony.
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Aug 10, 2014 22:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjaLI1LlKMk&t=11s 20 year old male still make for meager pickings pointwise not worth it imho
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Aug 10, 2014 22:19
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hemale in pain posted:well... while i think the dude who went onto the track is a 100% idiot and i dunno wtf did he expect to happen, but the other guy is probably to blame to if he actually accelerated under safeties with a person on the track near him. He might have had a concussion or meth psychosis, but it's already been pointed out that acceleration is necessary in order to maneuver in a sprint car.
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Aug 10, 2014 22:24
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Cesar Cedeno posted:He is a cold blooded murderer and I hope he goes to jail forever. my guess is that he had been planning to murder this guy for a while, and figured least expected place to pull it off would be on the race track on camera. tony stewart intentionally lured the kid out of his car because he was a pro car driver with the finesese to get just close enough to kill him while making it look like an accident.
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Aug 10, 2014 22:26
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Ork of Fiction posted:He might have had a concussion or meth psychosis, but it's already been pointed out that acceleration is necessary in order to maneuver in a sprint car. So what you're saying is that these American cars handle like boats? 
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Aug 10, 2014 22:29
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Fortuitous Bumble posted:my guess is that he had been planning to murder this guy for a while, and figured least expected place to pull it off would be on the race track on camera. tony stewart intentionally lured the kid out of his car because he was a pro car driver with the finesese to get just close enough to kill him while making it look like an accident. I agree with this 100% unironically. You already have to be a delusional meth addled retard to drive NASCAR, but his fat face looks like the face of a killer. Pretty sure I saw him in the background of one of those ISIS video a week ago too.
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Aug 10, 2014 22:30
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Tony Stewart constructed his entire persona, including years of race car driving, high-life living and all, after being sent back in time. You see, that kid that died would later have gone on to be such a good race car driver that he would enthrall the nation, and eventually the world. More powerful and evil than hitler, his dirt track war chariot was seemingly fueled on blood and corruption. The Race King would enslave humanity in a new dark age that rippled through centuries of torment for humankind. Tony Stewart was the future's only hope. He was sent back to stop this before it could ever happen. Every single moment of history, including the lives and and remembrances of everyone alive at the time he was sent back would vanish instantly were he to succeed, but mercifully ending their existence and stopping the suffering of humanity for half a millennium was deemed morally worth it. And so Tony came back.
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Aug 10, 2014 22:31
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Carol Pizzamom posted:people focus a lot on the cars but the cars are pretty powerful and stuff. th e track is whats boring to me personally. i mean look at the tracks, then look at like a rallycross track or something cool or just a regular track Dunno if they still do or not, but NASCAR used to drive one road track a season. They have different cars for it. Main difference is the cars were shorter
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Aug 10, 2014 22:46
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I don't think Tony Stewart should face any immediate consequences for this but if he ever gets out of his car and onto the track again, every other driver on the course gets one free try at him.
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Aug 10, 2014 23:11
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its too bad that mr stewart couldnt participate in the cheez it 355 after he murdered someone, will someone please think of redneck america?
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Aug 10, 2014 23:25
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that is nothin compared to the brutality ive experienced in mario kart 8
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ethanol posted:that is nothin compared to the brutality ive experienced in mario kart 8 wonder if stewart shot the kid's lifeless ragdoll corpse the luigi deathstare
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Aug 11, 2014 00:25
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everyone just watch this poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkEtphvIwNU
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Y-Hat posted:i never understood the appeal of nascar until a chick from virginia told me you can bring your own beer into the racetrack you can bring your own beer to the TV too
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He probably would have killed the guy going the same speed he had been. The acceleration before he hits the guy was a nice gently caress you to the guys family.
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spidergoats posted:He probably would have killed the guy going the same speed he had been. The acceleration before he hits the guy was a nice gently caress you to the guys family. (that wasnt his cars engine you heard)
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