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Cuz you know at some point it will be a thing in pr0n. You'll see dudes shooting streams of multicolored jizz. They might even find ways to get sparkles in there. Science is great.
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Stick a crayon up your butt.
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Aug 10, 2014 07:16
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if u ever get a uti the medicine they give you turns ur pee plus semen neon orange.
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Aug 10, 2014 07:17
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EA Sports posted:if u ever get a uti the medicine they give you turns ur pee plus semen neon orange. i'm talking semen you watersports enthusiast
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Aug 10, 2014 07:21
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sounds like sorcery to me
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Aug 10, 2014 07:22
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it seems inevitable, though
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Aug 10, 2014 07:22
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billy blue jizz
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Aug 10, 2014 07:24
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Abstaining from porn until the day I can watch a midget in a leprechaun costume get her face plastered with thick rainbow ropes.
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Aug 10, 2014 07:27
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Just add a little food coloring after you blow a load? 
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Aug 10, 2014 07:30
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Waltzing Along posted:i'm talking semen you watersports enthusiast read my post again
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Aug 10, 2014 07:31
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phobo posted:Just add a little food coloring after you blow a load? no it's gotta be colored already on the way out what about like sticking food coloring up your urethra (that sounds like a great way to get an infection)
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Aug 10, 2014 07:32
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phobo posted:Just add a little food coloring after you blow a load? Add the food colouring into the urethra before the load is blown.
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Aug 10, 2014 07:33
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Much like how Americans are in love with their green dollar bills that have grown an iconic image that makes it hard to get rid off, the white sticky/slippery load will always be associated with deep satisfaction and humiliation. You'd have as much luck making dollar coins the main form of currency in the US.
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Aug 10, 2014 07:33
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if money isn't green it's dumb bullshit money euro I'm looking at you
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Aug 10, 2014 07:34
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Replace your dick with an inkjet, call it a dinkjet
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Aug 10, 2014 07:37
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but then you'll need 4 dicks
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Aug 10, 2014 07:41
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:but then you'll need 4 dicks Toner low.
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Aug 10, 2014 07:43
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Can we also make semen come in different flavors? I could save money on tissues.
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Aug 10, 2014 07:45
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Grant DaNasty posted:Can we also make semen come in different flavors? I could save money on tissues. that already exists
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Aug 10, 2014 07:46
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Grant DaNasty posted:Can we also make semen come in different flavors? I could save money on tissues. Try eating a pineapple first.
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Aug 10, 2014 13:52
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Yes, but only pink.
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Aug 10, 2014 13:54
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SirDan3k posted:Yes, but only pink. breast cancer awareness jizz protect the tits you blow your load on
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Aug 10, 2014 13:57
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They did, it's called a prostate infection.
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Aug 10, 2014 21:29
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busted in a sry, i been hanging in the ghetto this weekend and reverted back to my old ways. no harm intended, just trying to be funny!
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Aug 10, 2014 21:30
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i think they've figured out green, OP
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Aug 10, 2014 21:33
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Get an STD. Turns it green bro feels great.
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Aug 10, 2014 21:35
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scalded schlong posted:i think they've figured out #496861, OP
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Aug 10, 2014 21:36
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I wanna cum skittles op
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Aug 10, 2014 21:40
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Maybe if you pee before you cum it could be a little yellow?
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Aug 10, 2014 21:43
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Helpimscared posted:Maybe if you pee before you cum it could be a little yellow? sorry your precum machine is malfunctioning
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Aug 10, 2014 21:44
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drink a lot of blood and then maybe who knows what'll come out
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Aug 10, 2014 21:49
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The juice is chartreuse!
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Aug 10, 2014 21:50
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Eat a bunch of asparagus?
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Aug 10, 2014 21:50
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oh yeah
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Aug 10, 2014 21:53
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taste the rainblow
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Aug 10, 2014 21:54
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when halle berry tickled the hulk's scrotum
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Aug 10, 2014 21:55
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you put a ton of dye up your urethra and it's like the kool aid in the showerhead prank
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PlantRobot posted:you put a ton of dye up your urethra and it's like the kool aid in the showerhead prank please stop washing your hair with your piss
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Aug 10, 2014 22:06
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i think there was a dude who injected some dye and did paintings that way a couple of years back, idk, might've been fake.
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It's supposed to be multicolored and fun but all the colors end up running together and you're just painting your partner with penis poop-brown.
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