PYF FLIGHTLESS BIRD

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corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

THE KAKAPO

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Sekkira: Apr 11, 2008; I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

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Buschmaki: Dec 26, 2012; ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

I feel a spiritual connection with the ostrich.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:07

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

the corn

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:08

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

the majestic emu

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Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

Now flightless due to unspecified health issues

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:09

Buschmaki: Dec 26, 2012; ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

This one too

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:16

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

F-35

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:18

Sekkira: Apr 11, 2008; I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

David Copperfield posted:

That's not a bird, idiot.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:23

TODD BONZALEZ: Jul 3, 2010

kiwi

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:26

PlantRobot: Feb 13, 2010

no i lied it's the kakapo

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:28

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

PlantRobot posted:

lmao

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:29

cool new Metroid game: Oct 7, 2009; hail satan

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:29

Sekkira: Apr 11, 2008; I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

PlantRobot posted:

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:30

Iprazochrome: Nov 3, 2008

Megadyptes posted:

Iprazochrome fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Aug 10, 2014

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:32

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:45

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

You already posted the best flightless bird, OP.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:50

Binge: Feb 23, 2001

PlantRobot posted:

Bride looks like Skeletor

# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:15

Crewmine: Apr 26, 2012

# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:18

Oberst: May 24, 2010; Fertilizing threads since 2010

PlantRobot posted:

I'm dieing

# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:23

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

it is the chocobo, OP

# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:39

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:43

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Rapman the Cook posted:

WTF Rapman, this thread is for flightless birds.

Everyone knows the corn can fly.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 17:16

Orcs and Ostriches: Aug 26, 2010; The Great Twist

All flightless birds are the best motherfucking things.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 17:29

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

there's onlyh like 4 this is gonna be shortnass thread

# ? Aug 10, 2014 17:34

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

when I was a kid there was Rod Hull and Emu

as per usual though
Rod Hull used Emu to grope his fans
..and I nearly decked him, says Eric Bristow

# ? Aug 10, 2014 17:50

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

PlantRobot posted:

ahahahahaha

# ? Aug 10, 2014 17:58

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 18:01

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

nomadologique posted:

Well there's lots and lots of prehistoric flightless birds such as the Bullockornis aka the DEMON DUCK OF DOOM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_duck_of_doom

# ? Aug 10, 2014 23:25

Crewmine: Apr 26, 2012

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

PlantRobot posted:

lol

# ? Aug 10, 2014 23:32

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

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OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terror_bird

# ? Aug 10, 2014 23:34

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Ostrich would be right up there on my list, OP. A great thread idea

# ? Aug 10, 2014 23:36

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

PlantRobot posted:

LOL'd. Using this.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 23:36

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

julian assflange posted:

# ? Aug 10, 2014 23:37

Strongylocentrotus: Jan 24, 2007; Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him - stop that pigeon NOW!

RIP

SirEvelynTremble posted:

also RIP

# ? Aug 10, 2014 23:37

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

everythings bigger in texas + the past

# ? Aug 10, 2014 23:39

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

the turd burd

# ? Aug 10, 2014 23:45

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Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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Crewmine posted:

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