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My nana has like, a community garden where she plants all sorts of vegetables and flowers and poo poo. This is all fine, except that rabbits keep breaking into her garden to eat her plants. I will not allow these big-eared bastards to destroy everything my nana has worked so hard in her garden for. Please, how do I kill rabbits and intimidate the rest of the population without resorting to poison, mass-murder, or public displays or brutality?
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Aug 10, 2014 16:29
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have you tried an fence
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Aug 10, 2014 16:30
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I know I didn't make this clear in the OP, but I would also accept ways to kill their spirits without actually harming them, the goal is to get them to leave. e: They get under the fence.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:30
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Buschmaki posted:I know I didn't make this clear in the OP, but I would also accept ways to kill their spirits without actually harming them, the goal is to get them to leave. you need to build a fence that has chickenwire that goes like a foot into the ground you loving moron
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Aug 10, 2014 16:32
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buy a coyote
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Aug 10, 2014 16:34
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either build a proper fence or get a fox, tie it to a stake in the garden, then let it guard the vegetables for you
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Aug 10, 2014 16:34
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Skeleton King posted:you need to build a fence that has chickenwire that goes like a foot into the ground you loving moron That sounds like a lot of work, is there like, an easier way?
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Aug 10, 2014 16:37
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No. you cant kill all the rabbits, they breed lkike crazy. you can set traps but then youll have to deal with rabbit corpses all the time and you probably wont get them all.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:38
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Buy one of those eagle or hawk statues and put them around the garden
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Aug 10, 2014 16:39
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Rabbit is pretty delicious. Or is that Hare? I can never remember which one it is. Whatever kill them and feast on their flesh
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Aug 10, 2014 16:40
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Buschmaki posted:That sounds like a lot of work, is there like, an easier way? you cant scare them away moron once they find a source of food they keep coming you either submit to my cock and do what i say or spend literally days varmit hunting them
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Aug 10, 2014 16:41
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Could I just like, lead them to another garden or something? Isn't there some plant rabbits love that I could just put down at the border? I really want advice, but while Skeleton King has the best advice I will not allow myself, my nana, or my nana's garden to change to the whims of such a man, tia.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:42
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large pack of wolves
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Aug 10, 2014 16:44
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Rabbit stew goes great with vegetables. Just shoot them.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:44
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Urine keeps deer away, so maybe drink a lot and pee around the garden?
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Aug 10, 2014 16:45
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get a .22 and shoot them like a man,or by some small animal traps and just bang their head really hard,then make some slippers and stew. You could also get your grandma a cat, cats love killing rabbits.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:45
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If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle. Know the Rabbit. Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:45
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Musclebabe posted:Urine keeps deer away, so maybe drink a lot and pee around the garden? only works if you are a dude its the testosterone in the pee that does it.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:45
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This you idiot, or something like it ! http://www.amazon.com/Dalen-Gardeneer-SRHO-4-Solar-Rotating/dp/B005J24R26/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/185-9659387-5767525
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Aug 10, 2014 16:47
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Buschmaki posted:Could I just like, lead them to another garden or something? Isn't there some plant rabbits love that I could just put down at the border? I really want advice, but while Skeleton King has the best advice I will not allow myself, my nana, or my nana's garden to change to the whims of such a man, tia. god drat you dingle you cant just lead them away the reason they found your garden in the first place is because its close to their homes at best you could lead them to a neighbors garden and then they gently caress both your neighbor and your nana's rear end in a top hat until one of the three dies (bets on nana for this one)hth (hope this hurts)
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Aug 10, 2014 16:47
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Rouse him, and learn the principle of his activity or inactivity. Force him to reveal himself, so as to find out his vulnerable spots
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Aug 10, 2014 16:48
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Skeleton King is the only one who suggested the chickenwire fence and is the only one really defending it. Who put you up to this motherfucker, why have you decided to ally yourself with the rabbits in this fight?
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Aug 10, 2014 16:49
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Those skilled at making the enemy move do so by creating a situation to which he must conform; they entice him with something he is certain to take, and with lures of ostensible profit they await him in strength.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:51
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if you gather them in a group and scare them bad enough quickly enough they will die from cute little heart attacks.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:53
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OP, please draw a schematic of the garden and the surrounding 20 feet or so. Include arrangements of vegetable plots and any depressions, mounds, rivers, etc in the ground. Elevation contours may help.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:59
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dontcareaboutname posted:only works if you are a dude its the testosterone in the pee that does it. Have you seen my av?
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Aug 10, 2014 17:00
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mix parafin with some gasoline and coat the garden real good then light it on fire.
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Aug 10, 2014 17:00
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Musclebabe posted:Have you seen my av? got AV's turned off
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Aug 10, 2014 17:00
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DON'T gently caress WITH THE RRRABBITS! they have grrreat big pointy teeth and .... 
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Aug 10, 2014 17:07
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Buschmaki posted:Skeleton King is the only one who suggested the chickenwire fence and is the only one really defending it. Who put you up to this motherfucker, why have you decided to ally yourself with the rabbits in this fight? It's rabbitwire. You're keeping out rabbits, not chickens. The humane, lazy way to go about this is get a lawn chair, a cool refreshing beverage, something to read and a rolled up newspaper and sit outside and wait. If a rabbit strolls up to the garden, quietly stand up, grip your rolled up newspaper in your hand and in a firm voice loudly say "BAD BUNNY!" and tap the offender lightly on the snout with your newspaper.
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Aug 10, 2014 17:07
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Stalk some aboriginal teens.
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Aug 10, 2014 17:08
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dontcareaboutname posted:got AV's turned off same here
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Aug 10, 2014 17:08
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Fence is the only option, they will outfuck your killing method(s) and still win.
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Aug 10, 2014 17:08
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Philthy posted:Fence is the only option, they will outfuck your killing method(s) and still win. Have you never seen a tomcat go on a constant day long all day everyday killing spree?
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Aug 10, 2014 17:09
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A fence is not acceptable, these rabbits dared to encroach on my nana's garden and they must be punished. After that I'll see about installing a fence or something I guess.
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Aug 10, 2014 17:12
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I have two cats, one is a fat coward and the other is a skinny, lazy, degenerate. Do cats like, instinctually hate rabbits or will I have to train them or something?
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Aug 10, 2014 17:13
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Buschmaki posted:A fence is not acceptable, these rabbits dared to encroach on my nana's garden and they must be punished. After that I'll see about installing a fence or something I guess. instal a fence and use some jumper cables and a car battery to make it a DC electric fence. no idea about training your cats, i always just adopt former strays from the pound and their favorite thing is to always play with mice rabbits lizards birds etc living or dead.
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Aug 10, 2014 17:13
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seriouspost : myxomatosis works
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Aug 10, 2014 17:13
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I'm not going to infect a wild rabbit population with some rabbit disease what the gently caress, isn't that illegal? I also googled it and these are american rabbits so I think it would just make them suffer, which is barbaric.
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Aug 10, 2014 17:15
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Aren't rabbits like, social mammals or something? If strung up a dead one and spread its blood around would the other rabbits then avoid the garden?
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Aug 10, 2014 17:16
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