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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Bojan
+10
Bojan 10
Jozy 0

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Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013
Bojan will score 7 goals before being brutally murdered by Ryan Shawcross while taking a throw in in training. Jozy will score 4 goals, all accidentally.

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

sweek0 posted:

Winner: Bojan

Bojan: 6
Jozy: 2
Difference: 4

I feel very good about this prediction.

It's a great prediction, it will get us all probated when it is spot on, since I already made it.

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past

Grimble posted:

It's a great prediction, it will get us all probated when it is spot on, since I already made it.

Well alright then I've changed it.

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

The subject of Suqit's wet dreams will score 7 goals. DJ Jozy Jeff will score 3. If I've done the sums correctly that means that Bojan will score 4 more goals than Young Jozy.

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Bojan will score 7 goals before breaking. Jozy will score 2 goals before going back to MLS. The difference, my friends, is 5.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
People in this thread literally think Josmer Volmy Altidore will score Premier League goals (plural)

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
Top Scorer: Bojan
Difference: 2
Bojan goals: 8
Jozy goals: 6

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Bojan 6
Jozy 2
Gd Bojan +4

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Winner: Jozy
Difference: 1
Goalzys: 6
Bojan: 5

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

Omnikin posted:

Winner: Jozy
Difference: 1
Goalzys: 6
Bojan: 5

dammit now i cant win by default if jozy happens to score more than bojan

Vexin
Jan 13, 2014

LittleFuryThings posted:

Bojan: 7

Jozy: 3

GD of +4 for Bojan

Big Black Dick posted:

The subject of Suqit's wet dreams will score 7 goals. DJ Jozy Jeff will score 3. If I've done the sums correctly that means that Bojan will score 4 more goals than Young Jozy.

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

Bojan 7
Jozy 3
Difference 4

You all predicted the same thing (that I predicted first). Do with this information what you will.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Vexin posted:

You all predicted the same thing (that I predicted first). Do with this information what you will.

No where does the OP state that every guess has to be unique

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Both will have 0

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em

Hegay posted:

No where does the OP state that every guess has to be unique

Should be, you copied mine, you jerk

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Winner: Bojan Krkic
Differential: +5
Bojan Krkic goals: 8
Jozy Altidore goals: 3

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Jozy Altidore will show incredibly vast improvement from last season, as he will score 3 goals, which will be 2 more than Bojan's 1 goal.

For the format:
Top Scorer: Jozy
Difference: +2
Bojan goals: 1
Jozy goals: 3

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

lol

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Bojan will score probably a million goals and he will invite me over for dinner as his number one super fan and we will laugh and smile at each other in a happy way.

Jozy will score like 11 because he's really good and confident so Bojan will win by 999,899 goals.

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Hegay posted:

No where does the OP state that every guess has to be unique

I'm also confident that our fearless mod likes me more than all those wieners giving me a de facto advantage in all potential tie break situations. It's like Howard Webb refereeing a United match.

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

Top Scorer: Bojan
Difference: +4
Bojangles football goals: 4
Jozinator football goals: 0

because whoever already said that was right imo.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bojan will score 9 goals.

Jozy will score 7 goals.

Bojan by 2 goals.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
Jozy
Joz-goals: 7
Boj-goals: 4
Difference: 3

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Suqit posted:

Bojan will score probably a million goals and he will invite me over for dinner as his number one super fan and we will laugh and smile at each other in a happy way.

Jozy will score like 11 because he's really good and confident so Bojan will win by 999,899 goals.

Nice math.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Shrapnig posted:

Nice math.

lmao, didnt even notice

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Shrapnig posted:

Nice math.

He clearly typoed, come on.

He meant to say Jozy will score 101 goals.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Shrapnig posted:

Nice math.

lol whoops

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Pipski posted:

Top Scorer: Bojan
Difference: +4
Bojangles football goals: 4
Jozinator football goals: 0

because whoever already said that was right imo.

it was me, thanks

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Top Scorer: Bojan
Difference: +11
Bojan goals: 12
Jozy goals: 1

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

mr bojangles will score ten goals this season, beating jozy's three goals - a difference of seven

jozy will sustain another injury near christmas time

bojan will slide through the season injury free

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012

Jozy 6
Bojan 9
lol
um Bohan (Gohan?) gets 3 more

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Jozy 14
Bojan 88

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Jozy 14
Bojan 88

Mods!!!!

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods
Bojan : 13
Jozimer : 2
Difference : 11

Both of Jozy's goals are Bojan bouncing the ball into the net off Jozy's fat face, leg and/or body. Also he falls down when "scoring" and also when not scoring (he is bad)!

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Top Scorer: Jozy
Difference: 1
Bojan goals: 2
Jozy goals: 3

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
The Boje 0
Big Joze 1

I don't need to explain how this will happen. It just will

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
Can't wait for Böjan to get some proper service

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
I cant come up with my Jozy number

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
The top scorer will be Jozy
Jozy will score 8 goals
Bojan will score 5 goals
The Difference will be 3 goals

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