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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
So I hate selfies. From ugly morons in mirrors to Kim Karshatian's entire book of the loving things, selfies are annoying and often disturbing

I mean ...




or at a funeral is trending




but not just I hate selfies, GOD does ...

Couple fall to their death whilst attempting cliff face selfie

quote:

In Portugal on Saturday a Polish couple plunged to their deaths while attempting to take a selfie with their children on the edge of a cliff.....

....The children are now in the care of Polish diplomats and are currently seeing psychologists after the traumatic event.


In yrs to come there will be "Selfie Addiction Rehab Groups" where two Polish kids tell everyone about the dangers to the stupid self-obsessed attention-seeking narcissistic twats

SirEvelynTremble fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Aug 11, 2014

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
People taking photos of themselves are idiots.

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

the children have a genetic predisposition and their lives will tragically end after an ill-timed traintracks selfie

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
I feel harmed by that first picture OP

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
holy gently caress poor kids

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i love myselfies

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
not really torn up about dead poles

edit: that couple are in pole position for worst parents of the year

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
maybe they were on drugs




Portugal - decriminalized everything that gets you high

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Rapman the Cook posted:

People taking photos of themselves are idiots.

Just watched "Grizzly Man". This checks out.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

My Selfie Suicide, the newest teen bob hit album

Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

Don't forget to source your quotes!

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
yes i'm what you would call a "selfie enthusiast"

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

plain blue jacket posted:

that couple are in pole position for worst parents of the year

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
People have become so narrow minded they don't realize there's everything else that isn't them to take a picture of

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax
i know a girl who takes really hot selfies so im ok with it

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Chuck Tanner posted:

i know a girl who takes really hot selfies so im ok with it

Yes. Hot girl selfies rule.

Badass
Apr 14, 2014

Did they manage to recover the selfies though

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Just from a professional point of view :

The couple taking the selfie on their mobile phone were falling at a rate of 9.8m/s/s ... by the time the camera autofocused and took the snapshot of imminent death they were falling at between 19.6 - 29.4 m/s so they would have needed a very high shutter speed and wide aperture which just aren't really possible on a lovely camera phone

what i'm saying is the selfie woulda been crap anyway

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
What about that guy who accidentally shot himself while taking a selfie.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i cant get enough of plunging to my death selfies

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
i think Suicide Selfie could be a decent username. maybe a little dated but whatever.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
.

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
selfies are just fueling obamas face recognition software that will eventually power his automated death squads so this should all sort itself out eventually

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

p sweet for the kids, their stupid parents are dead and getting raised by Polish diplomats sounds rad as hell

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

maybe they'll get invited to stay at the Duke of Bavaria's court

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
LOL

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

amityville anus posted:

People have become so narrow minded they don't realize there's everything else that isn't them to take a picture of

People like to take pictures of their lunch as well.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

#yippiekaiyay

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

People like to take pictures of their lunch as well.

Their lunch, right before they eat it and it becomes a part of them, so a selfie in a way.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
my identity is 100% defined by the things i consume so yes it is a selfie

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