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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
That would be a terrible headline imho and I wish her a long life

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

where the hell is goatse

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

scalded schlong posted:

where the hell is goatse

it was inside you all along

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Poor elephant, getting poo poo all over itself.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
wasted opportunity ur highness

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

who?

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

That one girl whose famous for being famous.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
"Paris Hilton crushed to death by elephants" would be a better headline

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
wait what is she doin these days. she was totally one of those chicks id like to bang and then be kind of ashamed

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92I04DkMEps

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
oh :laffo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2721501/Paris-Hilton-brings-noise-earns-thousands-dollars-minute-DJing-St-Tropez.html

quote:

Now a DJ, the reality star is earning thousands of dollars a minute,

1gnoirents fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Aug 11, 2014

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
so she plays mixtapes ...

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
well hello old f... what the

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

thread is a real letdown, voted 2

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

SirEvelynTremble posted:

so she plays mixtapes ...

admittedly this style really suits her no matter how lovely it may be

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Is there like a single DJ on earth who isn't a worthless piece of poo poo?

Except DJ AM, rest in peace.... :negative:

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

big duck equals goose posted:

Is there like a single DJ on earth who isn't a worthless piece of poo poo?

Except DJ AM, rest in peace.... :negative:

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

big duck equals goose posted:

Is there like a single DJ on earth who isn't a worthless piece of poo poo?

You forgot DJ KHALED :c00lbert:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

big duck equals goose posted:

Is there like a single DJ on earth who isn't a worthless piece of poo poo?

ones at raves that don't just play a set off their iTunes, and actually mix and gently caress with the music live in front of you.

a dying breed

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
real djs usually play at nicer club/bars in cities but thats as far as they get so you dont typically "hear" of them

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i wish i had been born rich

that would be hella sweet and totally rad and straight up ballin'

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

Zzulu posted:

i wish i had been born rich

that would be hella sweet and totally rad and straight up ballin'

this thought enters my brain once or twice daily

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
chortle

a turtle that does chores

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

NiceGuy posted:

this thought enters my brain once or twice daily

i wouldnt live this way. just remember that you are unimaginably rich and privileged compared to 99.99% of all humans that ever lived, because its actually true. being jealous over stupid stuff like being born rich is a waste of time

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Paris Hilton's crushing shame of elephantitis

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i've met a lot of rich people and they're almost all shallow miserable people

and it's not like there's really any drugs that are so prohibitively expensive that only the super rich can do them, so whatever.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
just like most normal or poor people hmmm

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

big duck equals goose posted:

Is there like a single DJ on earth who isn't a worthless piece of poo poo?

Except DJ AM, rest in peace.... :negative:

Shawn Wayans

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

1gnoirents posted:

admittedly this style really suits her no matter how lovely it may be



Yeah bcause those sunglasses cover half her face. The only way to make it better is if she wore some sort of large novelty helmet that covered hrr entire face

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

1gnoirents posted:

wait what is she doin these days. she was totally one of those chicks id like to bang and then be kind of ashamed

Enjoy the genital herpes

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.

Cream_Filling posted:

Yeah bcause those sunglasses cover half her face. The only way to make it better is if she wore some sort of large novelty helmet that covered hrr entire face

Daft Skank.

NObodiesGeek
Jun 14, 2003
I'm not shy, I just hate you.
Her head and body make her look like a Team America puppet come to life.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
That's hot

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


i liked her in the movie where she sucked cock

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
Paris Hilton hosed By Elephants - Took Them Like A Champ

Would be the actual headline

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
Which would barely even be newsworthy I/r/t Paris Hilton

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Her sex video was way overrated imo

i mean if she was just julie from high school who'd give a gently caress really

Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Fun Shoe

she has old grandma hands. discuss

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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
paris hilton gets paid millions and millions of dollars on a regular basis to do nothing but be a stupid rear end bitch. she owns.

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