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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


It's 11pm and it's 91 degrees in my apartment.
gently caress MAN, this is garbage.

Tell stories about how everything is just awful in your life because the sun is a huge bitch and climate change will kill us all.

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warderenator
Nov 16, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
You need to get air conditioning to cool down your apartment and warm the rest of the planet faster.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

warderenator posted:

You need to get air conditioning to cool down your apartment and warm the rest of the planet faster.

save us all the trouble and just set yourself on fire.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Yeah it was 100 and humid today and i'm still cooking my rear end off at 11pm.

You aren't in oregon are you op?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Ramsus posted:

Yeah it was 100 and humid today and i'm still cooking my rear end off at 11pm.

You aren't in oregon are you op?

Yeah, Portland. I love this town but gently caress this town.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
that's hot?
What are you, british?

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

just turned my a/c down because it's too cold in my house

lick on my small cold nuts op

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Inzombiac posted:

Yeah, Portland. I love this town but gently caress this town.

I'm a bit south of you, it's unbearable right now.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I have neither AC nor heat.

Then again I am a block from the ocean so

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





It is both hot and humid and living in a swamp sucks poo poo. We were not meant for this earth

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
pretty hot here in central TX

I was so glad we had some cloud cover this afternoon, it cooled things off I didn't even care that it barely rained

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Not only do I have two monitors on because I have to stay awake all night for work but I'm also doing laundry.
I'm dreading the hot, hot laundry in about an hour.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Ramsus posted:

I'm a bit south of you, it's unbearable right now.

Hit 101 in Eugene today. I'm a native Oregonian, and this summer seems way more consistently hot than I remember. I think the summer of 2010 was pretty hot, too, but I don't really recall it being as sustained as this year.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




get a fan and put it on high and sit right next to it and you will never feel hot.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Real hurthling! posted:

get a fan and put it on high and sit right next to it and you will never feel hot.

I'm already doing this and it's only helping me be deaf in one ear. Goons, deliver me a large bowl of ice!

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Real hurthling! posted:

get a fan and put it on high and sit right next to it and you will never feel hot.

In the Navy at Great Lakes(by Chicago), we had to live in these big brick buildings over the summer. We had wool blankets with bedsheets. The only way we could sleep was to point fans blowing directly at our feet.

It works really well. Hang your feet out the end of your covers with a fan blowing on them. Cools your whole body off.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Inzombiac posted:

I'm already doing this and it's only helping me be deaf in one ear. Goons, deliver me a large bowl of ice!

get a large fan and straddle it with your legs. insert your dong into the blades and you will forget about the heat.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Real hurthling! posted:

get a large fan and straddle it with your legs. insert your dong into the blades and you will forget about the heat.

Okay, I tried this but my micro penis doesn't get past the mesh. Please advise.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

its 69 in central VA and i have the ac cranked. lets all talk about where we are and how were dealing with it

fonducci
Feb 5, 2007
"The other white meat"
did you see on facebook where ribbon williams died

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
TALKIN BOUT THE WEATHER IN THIS THREAD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




e: it's hot

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
1:34am and its 83F in my house with the AC on constant

I'm lucky if I can keep it below 90F during the day

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

gnarlyhotep posted:

1:34am and its 83F in my house with the AC on constant

I'm lucky if I can keep it below 90F during the day

do you live in the sahara

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
its not the heat its the morbidity

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

420DD Butts posted:

do you live in the sahara

no, Austin TX

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

gnarlyhotep posted:

no, Austin TX

another strike against that lovely city

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



gnarlyhotep posted:

no, Austin TX

Well-renowned as an island of civilization in the barbarous sea which is Texas.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

420DD Butts posted:

another strike against that lovely city

yes, no one should move here, it's terrible

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

420DD Butts posted:

another strike against that lovely city

you know everyplace is terrible right?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I am in portland too, but i am sleeping in my charging Tesla with the AC blasting. Its getting kinda cold so I put a throw blanket over my legs. Good luck OP

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Hugh Malone posted:

you know everyplace is terrible right?

austin is really bad and for huge bitchmade faggots

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

420DD Butts posted:

austin is really bad and for huge bitchmade faggots

exactly

nobody should ever come here, it's the worst place ever

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I am a big fat dude who feels constantly warm in almost all situations. So of course, I have a job that requires me to spend most of the weekend outdoors in the sun. It loving sucks. I leave my house AC on constantly and often have to sleep with that AND also a fan running on me. I'm a daredevil to people who believe in fan death, I guess.

So far my strategies have been to stay in the shade as much as possible, drink lots of cold drinks, sometimes use a portable fan, buy that spray on sunblock that supposedly has a cooling feature, and some experimentation with fever/headache sheets like Arino uses. It still never feels like enough to really be comfortable.

Give me pro tips for staying cool outdoors.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

gnarlyhotep posted:

exactly

nobody should ever come here, it's the worst place ever

i like you.

let's be friends

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

420DD Butts posted:

austin is really bad and for huge bitchmade faggots


how long have you been there

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Light Gun Man posted:

I am a big fat dude who feels constantly warm in almost all situations. So of course, I have a job that requires me to spend most of the weekend outdoors in the sun. It loving sucks.

So far my strategies have been to stay in the shade as much as possible, drink lots of cold drinks, sometimes use a portable fan, buy that spray on sunblock that supposedly has a cooling feature, and some experimentation with fever/headache sheets like Arino uses. It still never feels like enough to really be comfortable.

Give me pro tips for staying cool outdoors.

film yourself and post it here

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Light Gun Man posted:


Give me pro tips for staying cool outdoors.

go nude

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Hugh Malone posted:

how long have you been there

rick perry lives in Austin. about all you need to know tbh

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

bunky posted:

its 69 in central VA and i have the ac cranked. lets all talk about where we are and how were dealing with it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_State_Hospital_(Virginia)

This is one of the coolest places I've ever urban explored. You need to go there and snoop around if you haven't. It's like straight out of a silent hill movie.

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Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

420DD Butts posted:

rick perry lives in Austin. about all you need to know tbh

Lance armstrong.

The more you know

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