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Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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I'm no anime expert but I'm p. sure it started in Evangelion as a way of making the robot look weird and inhuman, and then people started aping it without context because whatever that robot was cool and poo poo.



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petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
Kid in the photos is wearing Naruto gear. Naruto is a badass ninja, and runs like that, so it's clearly the best way to run.

Only a true ninja can master slowing from a run without faceplanting.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Those are loving walking shoes wikihow, christ

Arrest that ass!
Sep 1, 2006

my deadlift personal record
I'm so loving angry about this.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
Mostly, I wish I could see the reaction when the kid tries that in gym class.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received


Time marches on inexorably.



You and all you love will be dust.



If she has a weird lumpy face, lips at an unnatural angle, and dollar signs for pupils, sever.



How to look like a moron and/or a Jem character

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
How is it possible to have seen a human being at all and draw like this? I mean, even the most isolated basement-dweller would have at least seen a photograph of one on the Internet.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

No matter how much you hate them, it's not fair to a seizure victim to make them literally eat poo poo.


Break down the least meaningful social paradigms! Be an rear end in a top hat! Swear a bunch!


Activate your branial beams and destroy those who oppose you!

I also found How to make a Whiskey Sour for my homies in the politoons thread.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers

Wikihoo Manchu

vs.


The Memory Boxer

FIGHT!

petrol blue fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Nov 21, 2014

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat


Find the zone. The danger zone. You'll know you're there when time stops but the music continues. Don't think about it! Let it happen. Let it flow. You'll know you achieved a rocker's nirvana afterward.



Smile! it will show you're having fun



Enjoy your walk.

Christ's sake, I wish that I could just give this article a good hard smack in the face.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


The word "grimace" in number 11 was a link to this article:



"Bro (guys) I'm sorry I have to leave to immediately. I have a family emergency!"

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
Hey, useful to know when you just gotta catch the latest esport.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Hey, this reminds me of that stupid freeballing article that The F Plus featured; I should post something from that as a response...

Oh. Never mind.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

Pastry of the Year posted:

How to Deal With a Boyfriend Who Is Obsessed With Your Butt.

I had to google this because I'm obsessed with my GF's butt. Help me E/N.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
there's a specific and bizarre internet loser fantasy of girls not understanding why you like their butt and explaining it in a very patronizing way will win them over to you

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Why is the string cut into six pieces, then tied back together?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Acne Rain posted:

there's a specific and bizarre internet loser fantasy of girls not understanding why you like their butt and explaining it in a very patronizing way will win them over to you

is it because it looks like boobs, or do we like boobs because they look like butt. help wikihow

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



NoUU
Mar 8, 2013




How to Cope if You Lose Your Pet Rock

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."








mrkillboy fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Jan 3, 2015

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010


Step 1: Try nodding with your mouth open.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

How to Be Steven Segall?

Schlinky
Mar 12, 2009

...Too much drink.

EXAKT Science posted:

How to Be Steven Segall?

1. Become an 7th Dan in Aikido.
2. Revenge.

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Count Uvula posted:

I'm no anime expert but I'm p. sure it started in Evangelion as a way of making the robot look weird and inhuman, and then people started aping it without context because whatever that robot was cool and poo poo.





How to trick your cat and make it poo poo in your husband's shoes instead.

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:



Time marches on inexorably.


I like how February has at least 30 days here.

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Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received


gently caress you, clock.



How to look like a serial killer. :stare:



How to check what is hip and cool with the kids.



Hmm yes my hands are weirdly flat this must be a dream.



This however is my every day life, every waking moment in fact. I'm doing it right now.

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