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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Sighence posted:

Yeah seriously just bit.ly the URLs so people don't get accidentally spoiled on mouseover but still give us a way to check out the original.



http://bit.ly/1mK6EZH

WIKIHOW IS NOT

FAMOUS ANYMORE

The very first line on that page


If you're introverted yourself but unsure what that means


That's not how things work. What kind of website is this :psyduck:

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petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
I'm erudite myself, but don't know what that means.

NoUU
Mar 8, 2013












JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

What kind of website is this :psyduck:

http://bit.ly/1wUH5G0

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."


How to give a baby Eskimo a cigarette burn.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

:stare:What the gently caress?

No point in spoilering because this is just incomprehensible in its entirety:

http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Non-Preps-on-Club-Penguin-As-a-Prep

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

:stare:What the gently caress?

No point in spoilering because this is just incomprehensible in its entirety:

http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Non-Preps-on-Club-Penguin-As-a-Prep

Tips:
if you have a non prep friend before you become a prep don't forget about the non prep friend your friend will become sad and say *your mean* throw snowballs at you

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Only registered members can see post attachments!

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

ZenMaster posted:

amazing webcomic

Not possible

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

How to give a juvenile oompa loompa a dose of mentos....or something

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

:stare:What the gently caress?

No point in spoilering because this is just incomprehensible in its entirety:

http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Non-Preps-on-Club-Penguin-As-a-Prep

My friend was informed by his 8 yeard old brother once about the really strange caste system that exists (existed? this was years ago) on Club Penguin involving different 12 year olds avoiding a world filter to flirt poorly.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

El Estrago Bonito posted:

the really strange caste system that exists (existed? this was years ago) on Club Penguin

http://m.wikihow.com/Spot-and-Avoid-Preps-on-Club-Penguin
http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Babies-and-Mommies-on-Club-Penguin
http://m.wikihow.com/Be-Preppy-on-Club-Penguin
http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Cute-Boyfriend-on-Club-Penguin
http://m.wikihow.com/Be-a-Beach-Girl-on-Club-Penguin

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
PYF WikiHow quote

quote:

If a member is rude to you, say lol at everything they say to you. If you laugh then the member will realise that they aren't hurting you and will stop.

quote:

Now, for the kissing part... Tell her this 'I have to ask you a question' Remember to be at your house when doing this. If she says 'Okay, whats the question?' Ask to kiss her. If she says yes, say this 'slowly leans it and kisses you'

quote:

Baby abusers are smart, go about doing what they do.be a baby abuser,don't be a baby or parent!

quote:

Don't say "Bounces on soft chubby Mr Butt Butt!" This is sexual language.

quote:

Don't say, "Wants wammy with boo!" or "doves boo!" You WILL get banned.

This is all very very strange.

Sk8ers4Christ
Mar 10, 2008

Lord, I ask you to watch over me as I pop an ollie off this 50-foot ramp. If I fail, I'll be seeing you.


How to Turn Your Skateboard Into a Hat Rack




How to Help a Friend Who Gets Arrested in the Middle of the Night






How to Deal with Being in Prison

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers

quote:

Is it a serious crime? If so, vow that you will never commit another crime. The saying, "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime," is very true. Try to remember that the justice system has imprisoned you in an effort to rehabilitate you, enabling you to make better choices upon your release.
:allears:

quote:

6. Avoid Rape
:eng99:

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009



http://bit.ly/1CFGonf

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004



DON'T sniff the toga.

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW
Those club penguin articles are a loving trip. I'm freaking out right now.

Take a look at this page: http://www.wikihow.com/Category:Club-Penguin-Personality-Types It goes on forever.


How to Not Be an Annoying Club Penguin Baby posted:

Also, some people (adults and babies) don't like it if a baby says stuff about having big blue eyes. Who really cares about your eye color? And also, it's all right to say something like "looks around with big eyes", but don't be a bully and say stuff like "has biggest, bluest eyes in cp". Once again, who cares about blue eyes? You should also remember not to lie about your eye color. Don't say you have rare topaz eyes or rainbow eyes. People can obviously look on your player card and see that your eyes are black like everyone else.

If you are a baby who likes to nurse or drink "boo milky," then be careful. Ask your mommy if it is okay with her first. Some people think it is gross or perverted to do this on Club Penguin. If your mommy says no, respect her boundaries. Don't throw a fit or run away. If your mommy says yes, be careful of what you say. Don't say, "Holds/bits boo cutely!" or "Plays with boo!" Your mommy might send you to the pet shop or report you for sexual language.

There are more than 40 other tips on how to not be an annoying club penguin baby :stonk:

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
How to Be a Homeless Baby on Club Penguin

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
What the gently caress is Club Penguin?

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender

Steampunk iPhone posted:

Those club penguin articles are a loving trip. I'm freaking out right now.



The gently caress is all of this.

quote:

Go around saying "is lender" (club penguin doesn't let you say slender)

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in







The MSJ
May 17, 2010

quote:

Go around saying "is lender" (club penguin doesn't let you say slender)

Well, that's one place safe from that goonspawn Slenderman.

Speaking of him:













This is a goldmine.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Slenderman is Jack Skellington after he dunked his head in white paint

Sk8ers4Christ
Mar 10, 2008

Lord, I ask you to watch over me as I pop an ollie off this 50-foot ramp. If I fail, I'll be seeing you.




How to Be a Mature Tween

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
I like that it took seven steps before they said, "oh yeah, by the way Slenderman doesn't actually exist" and then they say how he was invented and by whom, and then they just make up some fake stuff about that guy's life because why not?

Tsubasa2004
Feb 14, 2003




How to React to Gunfire

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009



http://bit.ly/1tfFWVR

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


These are the first and last images in their article:





How to Find Cheap Disney World Packages

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
That penguin game seems to have the best text-controlled interface ever! You can't tell me people would say all those things without anything happening:

quote:

when they are done eating if they say Yawns say: picks up then carries to bed then puts in bed when they say falls asleep say: Goodnight then say turns off light then closes door.then do some clean up and then go to bed. In the morning say: Wakes up then say: goes to kitchen then say: Makes Breakfast. Then when its done say: Breakfast time!" Then when they say: Takes Bite say: is it good when they say yes do a smile emote.

Edit: From the article teaching me about free mumu.

NoUU
Mar 8, 2013











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How to Be a Good Babysitter on Animal Jam

Abhorrence
Feb 5, 2010

A love that crushes like a mace.

The MSJ posted:

Well, that's one place safe from that goonspawn Slenderman.

Speaking of him:

quote:

What makes you so special that Slenderman would show up on your doorstep? Unless you're leaving him milk and cookies, he probably won't. Think of it like Santa Claus (unless you believe in Santa Claus).

quote:

(unless you believe in Santa Claus)

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


And if you want to believe: http://www.wikihow.com/Believe-in-Santa-Claus

And to help you believe: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Evidence-of-Santa-Claus

Or just read this creepy thing: http://www.wikihow.com/Catch-Santa-Clause-on-Tape


If you are more rational about this: http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-the-%22Is-Santa-Claus-Real%22-Question
Which comes with suggestion to watch this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuqkybhpEr0

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Next: How to believe that Holocaust didn't happen?

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

thread posted:

Santa Claus

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
Wikihow's got my number :catstare:

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers


Irony? Nope, never heard of it.

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012



This is what passes for a cliffhanger these days.

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.


How to fracture your spine for Halloween

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karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde






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