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Attention Whore
Dec 8, 2013

by Ralp
He was the King of Poop.

Neverland’s manicured lawns and fairy-tale facade masked a house of horrors and madness, five of Michael Jackson’s maids revealed to The Post.

“Michael sometimes ran around where the animals were, and he’d track . . . poop throughout the house and think nothing of it,” Maid No. 1 recalled. “Then, if you said something, he’d threaten to make doo-doo snowballs and throw it at you.”

When Oprah Winfrey visited the Los Olivos, California, ranch for an interview in 1993, it was pristine. Floors were waxed, walls scrubbed and windows power-washed.

It was after she, guest Elizabeth Taylor and TV crews left the next morning that the real Jacko appeared.

“He literally peed on the floor of the entryway, right where you saw Oprah walk in. It was surreal. He just stood there, unzipped his trousers and watered the floor,” Maid No. 2 said.

Jackson had been relatively clean and orderly up until 1993, when 13-year-old Jordan Chandler became the first child to publicly accuse Jacko of molestation.

The accusations sent Jacko into a stupor, with the singer checking into drug rehabilitation in Switzerland and hiding out overseas until attorney Johnnie Cochran secured a guarantee from the Los Angeles district attorney that he would not be arrested upon his return to the States.

Jacko later paid Jordan and his parents more than $20  million in exchange for the boy’s silence.

“His whole life changed after 1993 when he had to pay that boy off. I’m telling you, he was the dirtiest, most unsanitary person in Hollywood,” Maid No. 3 said.

Now the court will hear accusations against Jackson again. A former Jacko pal and choreographer, Wade Robson, has filed suit against the pop star’s estate.

Robson, who appeared in Jacko’s music videos as a boy, stood by him at his 2005 criminal trial in which the singer was alleged to have molested another young boy, cancer patient Gavin Arvizo.

As a defense witness, Robson said he was never molested by the pop icon — although he and his mother and sister testified that Jacko would cry if denied permission to sleep with him.

But in a court filing made public last week, Robson alleged Jacko raped him as a boy. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Mitchell Beckloff has scheduled an initial hearing in the case for Oct. 6.

Several of Jacko’s former maids are expected to be called as witnesses for Robson. The maids, who worked for Jacko between 1986 and 2004, spoke to The Post on the condition of anonymity.

During the star’s 2005 child-molestation trial, Kristina Fournier, who worked for more than a decade as Jacko’s housekeeper, testified that she saw syringes strewn about the property and that Jacko, usually stoned, regularly babbled unintelligibly.

While Jacko, who died of acute propofol intoxication in 2009, battled child-molestation accusations, his mental state alarmed those he hired to care for his mansion.

“Michael was a messed-up and depraved drug addict. He was twisted,” said Maid No. 3, who recalled how Jacko’s young pals — including Robson, another accuser James Safechuck, actor Macaulay Culkin and several nephews — wreaked havoc.

The maids described young guests tossing bottles and cans around the house. They would engage in hours-long food fights as well as pillow fights, which left feathers covering floors and furniture.

Jacko would object to his sheets being changed. “There were many times I had to sneak in and change his linen. I couldn’t understand how he’d sleep in such filth,” Maid No. 2 said. “There’d be socks and underpants in the bed and half-eaten chicken and potato chips, empty bottles of wine and whiskey on the floor.

“And you knew he wet himself — the place reeked.”

Maid No. 3 said Jacko’s bed, as well as a sofa in the living room, once became infested with bedbugs. “He said, ‘Get them the hell out of here. Call the exterminator,’ ” she recalled. “He said we should do a better job, and he said he knew that we came from poor countries so we were used to bedbugs, but he couldn’t live with them.

“Everybody he brought in to clean, and sometimes we’d even get cleaning services to come in for the extra help. Everybody was repulsed. His bedroom smelled horrible. If everyone else was like me, they hated going in there.”

After Jacko had son Prince in 1997, he began confining his squalor to his own bedroom, she said. “But, not too long afterwards, it was, ‘Here we go again, this man is ungodly.’ ”

The former housekeepers also said Jacko was a hoarder.

“A pack rat in the true sense of the word,” Maid No. 1 said. “He’d keep all of these books that he never read, shirts, hats and other little trinkets that fans would give him, and they’d be in the dining room, the kitchen, all about the floors, and he’d complain if someone put them in a different place, and he’d complain if we didn’t pick them up.

“The amount of stuff he had could have covered that entire ranch, and most of it was junk that he refused to part with.”

Maid No. 2 said only Jacko’s main closet, which held his trademark black tuxedo pants, loafers and sequined jackets, was kept immaculate.

The most scurrilous item Jacko held on to?

“I’d say there were two,” recalled Maid No. 2, who worked at Neverland from 1994 to 1996. “A soiled baby’s diaper, and a pair of Fruit of the Loom that was obviously worn by someone who was either a teen or an early-age adult.”

He also kept a dartboard in the foyer of his bedroom with pictures of DreamWorks founders Steven Spielberg, David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg — who he believed had stolen his idea for the studio and even its boy-on-the-moon logo.

“Any of the children he played with who hit the bull’s-eye would get extra ice cream or anything else they wanted,” said Maid No. 3, who worked from 1996 to 1999. “He hated those guys with a passion. He was surprisingly very anti-Semitic. He’d lead some of the kids in chants: ‘Kill the bastards,’ and ‘Kill the bloodsuckers.’ ”

The maid said Jacko watched in disgust as Spielberg got a Los Angeles Film Critics award in the 1990s.

“It was crazy. He turned into his favorite ‘Twilight Zone’ character, and his eyes kind of bugged out, and he went into this crazy trance, pointing his finger at the television screen and saying, ‘You’re a bad man, a very bad man,’ ” she said, referring to the famed TV series’ character of Anthony Fremont, a boy who “wishes away” anyone who displeases him.

“At first, I thought he’d bust out laughing or something or that he was playing around, but it changed his entire mood. He was dead serious.”

Instead of banishing his foe to a cornfield, as Anthony did, Jacko would wish Spielberg into “Jew hell,” the maid said.

One former housekeeper who worked at the mansion of Jacko’s mother in Encino, California, and at his Los Angeles condo, said the pop star would regularly send out three staffers to buy any magazines they could find that had pictures of his family.

“He was on a mission. There was an old Ebony magazine in which he saw a picture of . . . the Jackson 5. He didn’t like it, and so he would send people out with about $500, and when they brought the magazines back, he’d play a game of confetti where he’d shred pictures of his brothers and sisters and even his parents and throw them all around the halls and into the guest quarters,” Maid No. 1 said.

“He said, ‘Yuck, they don’t deserve to have my name, they are gutless moochers. I’m the only star. They should be cleaning my shoes.’ ”

http://nypost.com/2014/08/10/michael-jacksons-ex-maids-reveal-madness-at-neverland/

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Joey Gladstone
May 26, 2003

That is awesome, Michael Jackson rules

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Jacko was wacko

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
What a oval office.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
When something bad happens I smear myself with feces and pee on the floor.

I don't have a maid to clean up though, but that's half the fun.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
it would own if you were so freaking rich you could just poo poo on the floor in your house and then turn to a nearby maid and order them to clean it and live like that without orrying about going into debt but you do anyways by spending massive amounts of money on useless opulent poo poo and it doesnt matter becasue you still make so much money and there are entire economies of luxury based solely off of your shopping habits

sasurai
Aug 7, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 673 days!
sounds like a typical manchild goon am i rite u guys

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
made some catchy tunes tho

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
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sounds to me like he was the "king of poop" as well as the "king of pop" lol

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I'm glad he's dead and everyone else should be too.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

quote:

“Then, if you said something, he’d threaten to make doo-doo snowballs and throw it at you.”

I can't believe this isn't some ironic fakepost, this is actually a claim his maid is making

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
I sure trust the testimony of three anonymous maids. That being said, all famous people are monsters and he probably hosed kids, but thriller was worth it.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
wow who would have guessed that some low wage employees would have some sueable poo poo to say about their old boss once he kicks the bucket and all his money is floating around

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
gas

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
If Michael was still alive I would personally kick him in the face.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
This can't be true. Michael was the king and loved children and was great and a po start and he loved kids ss and there's just no way and the Jews...

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

If Michael Jackson hates Jews then I hate Jews.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Robo Reagan posted:

wow who would have guessed that some low wage employees would have some sueable poo poo to say about their old boss once he kicks the bucket and all his money is floating around

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
who?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
MJ got a lot cooler thanks to the antisemitism. Never would have expected him to have an edge like that.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


I am Toni Lippi posted:

Jacko was wacko

and now he's on his backo

jalopybrown posted:

I can't believe this isn't some ironic fakepost, this is actually a claim his maid is making

I can't stop loving laughing at the concept of "doo-doo snowballs"

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i believe this story

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

sounds to me like he was the "king of poop" as well as the "king of pop" lol

hueahueahahae!

I like it pretty sick sense of humor m8 lol

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

The Human Crouton posted:

If Michael Jackson hates Jews then I hate Jews.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Anybody who thinks this didn't happen eats doo-doo snowballs

PainBreak
Jun 9, 2001
Heeeeeeeee poop. :airquote:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

PainBreak posted:

Heeeeeeeee poop. :airquote:

thanks for this really funny and good something awful meme

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
i mean ill pee on a tree if I'm out on a hike or something, or a mouth if she down

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
If I had hundreds of millions of dollars and debilitating mental illness, that is probably exactly how I would live my life too.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Cubone posted:

i mean ill pee on a tree if I'm out on a hike or something, or a mouth if she down

dont piss on trees dawg, animals can strip the bark off using it as a saltlick

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
Michael JACKson am i right? Lol. Because he jacked off his son and other people's sons. He touched children.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i loving love this news story

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Michael Jackson made "Thriller". He is exempt from all judgement, whether human or metaphysical.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Carver Crisis posted:

Michael Jackson made "Thriller". He is exempt from all judgement, whether human or metaphysical.

the guy will never be left alone as long are there are money to be made off him.

i bet he would have been happier if he worked at Doobie's and posted on r/shitfun.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Attention Whore posted:

“It was crazy. He turned into his favorite ‘Twilight Zone’ character, and his eyes kind of bugged out, and he went into this crazy trance, pointing his finger at the television screen and saying, ‘You’re a bad man, a very bad man,’ ” she said, referring to the famed TV series’ character of Anthony Fremont, a boy who “wishes away” anyone who displeases him.

This si so loving funny lmfao

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

artist rendition

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

This si so loving funny lmfao

coincidentally i do that with posters i dont like avatars

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Frostwerks posted:

This si so loving funny lmfao

It really, really is. I love that movie though, cartoonish horror has never been done so well.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Michael Jackson was molested by a jew, you heard it here first

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Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
So after this revelation, is there anyone left who doesn't think he molested those kids?

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