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Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Maybe I'm missing something here but if you're playing customs just tell people not to do that instead of rooting for the removal of a pretty boss feature for an online game?

Boners are naturally, feature averse creatures.

Seriously though, split screen loving made Halo.

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Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

AwkwardKnob posted:

This guy acting like Halo as a franchise wasn't created and sustained by dorm rooms full of dudes playing split-screen instead of doing homework. Heady days they were.

Ah the halcyon days of a bunch of dudes in a room, several tons of CRT's, and miles of ethernet cable. Even when Live was a thing the LAN was still king (oh you brought a cable? goddamnitt it's not a crossover we told you about this gently caress it lets goto walmart).

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Laserface posted:

Halo is moving more towards e-sports, I wouldnt be surprised if they ended up stripping back Forge or removing it in the future.

They are literally pissing on the heritage of Halo multiplayer that single-handedly made it the popular franchise it was. I would expect no less from 343 however, so carry on idiots.

Local multiplayer is a relic from the time before Christ, it's obsolete when there's a robust online service with minimal downtime. It's not like they would ship their flagship series with completely broken online play or matchmaking.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

VideoGames posted:

lmao at people hating 4 player local fun support. i can't think of anything worse than having a large group of friends at my house all drinking, chilling and joking while we play a four player game.

gently caress this gay poo poo i want to be sat alone wearing headphones struggling to hear being called a camping human being

That's camping human being talk, you human being.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

VideoGames posted:

i shouldnt be shocked by goons thinking that you can only have fun and play with friends if you're younger but i am.
goddamn everyone such miserable aged motherfuckers

Happiness and fun in the modern age can only be achieved through a subscription service (terms and conditions apply).

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

univbee posted:

More games should take the Takeshi's Challenge approach to game design and just get the staff blind drunk and insert every ridiculous idea which stems from that.

Takeshi still more playable than MCC (loses Pachinko game, yells in Famicom controller to progress).

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

MickRaider posted:

Halo 6 is gonna happen even if everyone hates the poo poo out of halo 5 because it's still gonna sell millions of copies

They've got at least two lovely sequels left until the series is abandoned, then resurfaces as a free to play tower defense game. One thing I will give Halo, there has yet to be an outright bad one, just Killzone levels of mediocrity at worst.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

AwkwardKnob posted:

I'm woefully confused by Halo's plot now.

So is 343.

I'm at the edge of my seat, will blue armored man in helmet or gold armored man in helmet prevail?

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Booties posted:

I imagine they reached their story board deadline at the last second, putting lines of shredded paper together like the little child-laborers in Fargo. Ben Affleck is literally the masterchief right now.

Slapping poo poo together at the last second defines Halo, Bungie just somehow managed to throw out a great multiplayer experience for the time. Only the third one felt like an actual finished game.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

ethanol posted:

yea but what if it's good, preordered

Compelling viral ad campaign is compelling.

I still never understood why anyone expected anything great from Bungie. Marathon and Myth were decent for their time, the original Halo Macworld trailer was pretty neat even though gently caress all from it made it into the finished game, everything else they've done is straight up unfinished or incredibly mediocre.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Halo 6's gimmick is going to be more focus on hand to hand fighting, complete with Mirror's edge-esque takedown/disarm animations.

And quick time events, lots of quick time events.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Neo Rasa posted:

Remember when everyone thought the blue spartan was going to be playable Cortana? :laffo:

The only character anyone remembers for the tits. I guess that's not true, I do remember Captain Keyes for being a real piece of poo poo in that escort mission on legendary. "soldier you dropped this!" *hands over live grendade*

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Laserface posted:

they cant do this because 343 already made the MP part of the plot, because that was what fans were craving more than anything - a reason why red is fighting blue.

Not good gameplay in a competitive multiplayer arena shooter - plot.


This is something 343 actually believes.

Making a good game is hard, writing some bad Halo fanfiction and tacking it onto multiplayer isn't.

343 has no real creative or artistic vision, just continuing to collect a paycheck from Microsoft is it. I don't recall who originally said that but it summed up MS's in house studios perfectly.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Remember when the first thing they had to cut out of the MCC was their own game?

Heh, to be fair the original plan was just to remaster Halo 2 before the Bone was a smash sales success that couldn't stay on the shelves (they keep shipping them back to be "refurbed").

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

ethanol posted:

um halo 6 confirmed so....

Prepreordered.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Iacen posted:

Really, I don't mind books or comics being used to expand the universe of games, not at all. But they shouldn't be required to understand a video game plot. When the last thing you saw of Master Chief was him being "undressed" and this:

You can't just tell people that, well, you should have watched a bad TV series, read a couple of comics and perhaps read fiction barely above Fanfiction.com, to understand the plot in a game where you shoot helium breathing midgets.

I've met people that have unironically held such opinions. Excuse us all for not lining up at the media trough and absorbing every last angstrom of dumbshit lore for a disposable consumer product.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

PriorMarcus posted:

Well the ARG is hinting that it's an evil clone of the MC.

That sounds utterly cliche, unoriginal, and is a perfect fit for 343.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

The REAL Goobusters posted:

Lmao if you actually ever read a Halo book.

I got Fall of Reach for free with my launch Xbox 1 The First Xbox, read it in one sitting in the tub. Why didn't they let that dude keep writing dumb nerd books for nerds? It was straight up decent light sci-fi and did a good job establishing the universe/spartans.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Okay Ubisoft, this time just hold the football don't snatch it away at the last second

*pre-orders assassins creed game*

You know a studio is trash when Ubisoft pinches out a more complete product and is more expedient with patching it to the point of only being half broken. 343 deserves the benefit of the doubt from nobody.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015
They missed a prime opportunity to double dip when they killing LAN/splitcreen. The thing is already useless without live so that's a near guaranteed $60 annual fee already, add that to someone buying 3 Bonetrollers and the quarterly cost of replacement and they could make the division profitable. There might even be someone out there mad with syphilis willing to buy 3 Elite Controllers.

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Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

spudsbuckley posted:

LOlL is that on the 360?

Looks loving poo poo. Enjoy your new game from 2007 i guess.

That's being harsh, it's really pretty close to a 2011-ish PC Game like Dues EX: HR. That said, they're clearly putting that dynamic resolution to work to deliver stunning half decade old PC visuals.

The ability to climb on poo poo and everything cribbed from Titanfall looks interesting enough, but it's probably not Halo.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015
I see more binning from Crysis and just adding poo poo for the sake of it than anime. Either way it's pretty lame, but admittedly not as bad as something like Killzone wholesale ripping off the ballistic armor from the Jin-Roh animes (or Japanimation if you will). It's probably the only series more creatively bankrupt than any 343i travesty.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

MickRaider posted:

But rampancy turned her into a person and now she's dead except she's not cause Halsey is still alive and she's the origin of cortana and thus can restore cortana because she's magic

Or some sort of nonsense

The real question is will she be able to fly down a mountain and punch everything to death in a manner completely incongruous with actual gameplay?

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Chairman Wao posted:

So is Halo 5 secretly an awesome Platinum game and 343 is making Scalebound?

I'd totally play a Platinum slash-'em-up starring Arby.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015
But you see, looking really loving stupid while fighting is canon .

My favorite thing is the briefing setting it up like a covert ops mission, drop behind enemy lines and rescue Dr. Taintsmear or something *drops in the middle of a goddamn gigantic battle on a mountain* .

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015
Mick you know drat well they're going to gently caress up all the things that actually matter, the stupid intro is just another turd on top of the dung heap.

They probably could have fixed the actual good games in MCC for 1/8th of what that overproduced cinematic probably cost.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Laserface posted:

There is no reason why hyper future soldier vs space aliens can't be a story on the same level as TLoU and to dismiss it in that manner is pretty loving shilly.

Halo was never Dostoevsky, but under Bungie it at least gave a compelling enough reason for why you were a unique unstoppable killing machine for reasons other than "because you are the player duh." As far as videogame stories go it wasn't terribly pandering or insulting and had a distinct narrative. Completely dismissing that element leaves you with Titanfall, and nobody loving remembers or plays Titanfall despite its pedigree and an ad campaign rivaling the GDP of most countries.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

-A n i m 8- posted:

This is exactly why we canned it. We had a working prototype using kinect to capture. :)

That's nice, would have been super of you guys to make your last game work first though.

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Captain Internet posted:

Im not sure what you're asking for, didn't 343 already ruin Reach?

Yeah, but not in 1080p.

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Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Laserface posted:

Lol is there a single unique factor of Halo 5 or is all just a mash of loving 2014 shooters

More visors and guns obscuring the screen to maintain the framerate than other titles?

It tickles me that they ripped off Titanfall's burn cards assuming that feature would actually be a successful thing.

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