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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp















quote:

inb4 all the wk captain save a hoe's come in here. She's a living hole phaggots, nobody cares.

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
she's really hot except for how giant her fake tits are

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Total War Machine.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
captain save a hoe is the best thing i've heard today

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

gently caress the ROW posted:

captain save a hoe is the best thing i've heard today

welcome to the mid 90s

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Hey OP, did it ever occure to you that the oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either. Every Jew & every Black man, both in jail and those who have managed to avoid it, will attest to what I have just wrote.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I should get that shirt. :aaaaa:

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Bip Roberts posted:

Hey OP, did it ever occure to you that the oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either. Every Jew & every Black man, both in jail and those who have managed to avoid it, will attest to what I have just wrote.

Wow, I never thought of it that way.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
This guy has weird lips, what's up with those lips

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

quote:

War Machine ‏@WarMachine170

The cops will never give me fair play, never believe me. Still deciding what to do but at the end of the day it's all just heart breaking.

I hope he goes Dorner but uses MMA moves not guns

Khorne
May 1, 2002

gently caress the ROW posted:

captain save a hoe is the best thing i've heard today
It was the best thing I heard 20 years ago.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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warmachine is like, borderline retarded and he makes it very clear whenever he is on screen. he is the worst (he legally changed his name to warmachine. i mean cmon)

u made a bad choice pornstar girl

probably made many bad choices lol

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
actual alpha males don't have to beat up women fwiw

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Khorne posted:

It was the best thing I heard 20 years ago.

I must have missed it then, and in the 90s, or any other time anybody said it

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

actual alpha males are wolves in stressful situations

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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SpazmasterX posted:

actual alpha males don't have to beat up women fwiw

thats such a beta thing to say

Khorne
May 1, 2002

gently caress the ROW posted:

I must have missed it then, and in the 90s, or any other time anybody said it
Wait until you hear "captain smack a ho" or any other colorful variation of the phrase.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
lol @ washington post headline

quote:

Christy Mack shares photos of the beating she allegedly endured at the hands of MMA fighter War Machine

i mean who can say if she really was beaten or not, women these days u know?

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


What a small dicked douche.

I'd wear the gently caress out of that tank though. My tits would look totally bangin in it.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
I like her new look

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Pretty hosed up.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

you irl posted:

lol @ washington post headline


i mean who can say if she really was beaten or not, women these days u know?

looks to me like she just went overboard with the botox

typical

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
at least he's dedicated to his job

the last thing i wanna do when i get home is the same poo poo i did at work all day

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

SpazmasterX posted:

actual alpha males don't have to beat up women fwiw

I mean they can do it themselves but they can also pay someone else to do it and watch all calm and collected-like.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

at least he's dedicated to his job

the last thing i wanna do when i get home is the same poo poo i did at work all day

what can i say? man has got an excellent work ethic

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Zzulu posted:

thats such a beta thing to say

delta male spotted

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
so he puts alpha male turds in a condom then shoves it up his rear end?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Is the whole alpha/beta male thing basically just a bunch of guys learning that despite being told their whole life being cocky and boisterous is rude/obnoxious the squeeky wheel is inevitably the one to get the grease? I can't really think of any other reason to buy into the idea of alpha males, much less be envious of it.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

you irl posted:

lol @ washington post headline


i mean who can say if she really was beaten or not, women these days u know?

they legally have to say alleged until the trial

jalopybrown posted:

I hope he goes Dorner but uses MMA moves not guns
same, it's win win

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

ArbitraryC posted:

Is the whole alpha/beta male thing basically just a bunch of guys learning that despite being told their whole life being cocky and boisterous is rude/obnoxious the squeeky wheel is inevitably the one to get the grease? I can't really think of any other reason to buy into the idea of alpha males, much less be envious of it.

It's based on smell idiot

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Well... wow

I mean, poo poo. That's pretty bad tbh

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

you irl posted:

lol @ washington post headline


i mean who can say if she really was beaten or not, women these days u know?

"no just slap allegedly in front of the entire headline it's safest that way"

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
haha his tweets are great too

quote:

I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would behappily engaged.I don't know y I'm so cursed.One day truth will come out

quote:

The cops will never give me fair play, never believe me. Still deciding what to do but at the end of the day it's all just heart breaking.

quote:

I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life.

fighting for his life drat, sounds rough man

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830
will they do a "tale of the tape" at the trial? could be useful to the judge

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

quote:

I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would behappily engaged.I don't know y I'm so cursed.One day truth will come out

Who would ever have thought the porno woman would have done it with another man

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you care that a pornstar got the poo poo beat out of her by a man who calls himself war machine. probably deserved it

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

quote:

Later, he responded to commenter who claimed he and Mack were not together.

"F--- u talking about? She's my Property and always will be," he spat.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

quote:

War Machine @WarMachine170 · Aug 8
Hungry...

War Machine @WarMachine170 · Aug 8
I can't believe this...I must be cursed.

War Machine @WarMachine170 · Aug 10
I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life.

War Machine @WarMachine170 · Aug 10
The cops will never give me fair play, never believe me. Still deciding what to do but at the end of the day it's all just heart breaking.

War Machine @WarMachine170 · Aug 10
I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would behappily engaged.I don't know y I'm so cursed.One day truth will come out

:lol: Also, self defense.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i just love this quote i have to repeat it

WAR MACHINE posted:


I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life.

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

scalded schlong posted:

"no just slap allegedly in front of the entire headline it's safest that way"
I think the alleged in this case has less to do with whether or not she was hit but the who/why behind it. At this point he is still hypothetically innocent of any crime and might try for anything from self defense to the evil twin clone excuse.

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