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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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where do goons do any of these things

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

....and now this

beautiful

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

jalopybrown posted:

'hi honey just came by to surprise you with this ring, this boxing ring'

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







every time i go to new orleans i gently caress the trashiest girl i can find and every time it loving owns

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

jalopybrown posted:

'hi honey just came by to surprise you with this ring, this boxing ring'

:drat:

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Verisimilidude posted:

"She's fat and gross" is a GBS mainstay, like chicken fried steak at a southern bed and breakfast. Unless she's a literal comic book/video game character, or a super fit muscle-bound goddess, she's probably just a fat dumpy whore who I definitely would not gently caress with my pristine golden GBS dick.

christy mack IS a whore though

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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genghis.khan posted:

christy mack IS a whore though

So are you and it's ok.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
lmao even his (real) brother thinks he's a retard https://twitter.com/mkope

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp

genghis.khan posted:

christy mack IS a whore though

yeah but a professional one. big difference between that and a run of the mill, meat and potatoes kind of whore.

also,

jalopybrown posted:

'hi honey just came by to surprise you with this ring, this boxing ring'

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
there are "men" in this thread who looked at pictures of a severely beaten woman and then immediately talked about whether her breasts are nice and whether they would have sex with her

huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009

jalopybrown posted:

'hi honey just came by to surprise you with this ring, this boxing ring'

oh no

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

there are "men" in this thread who looked at pictures of a severely beaten woman and then immediately talked about whether her breasts are nice and whether they would have sex with her

and?

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

lol i made a comment calling this guy a limp shrimpdick while referencing her boob job and gbs cant help fallin over its self to whiteknight her

for real though just look @ her boobs

Explain How!
Dec 14, 2013
Warmachine is clearly retarded.

Christy Mack was engaging in a sexual relationship with a retarded person.

Think that's rape.

She deserves this.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

they are revolting but i would still gently caress her

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3

FizFashizzle posted:

every time i go to new orleans i gently caress the trashiest girl i can find and every time it loving owns

Sure man, whatever you say

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

genghis.khan posted:

they are revolting but i would still gently caress her

same

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Necros posted:

lol i made a comment calling this guy a limp shrimpdick while referencing her boob job and gbs cant help fallin over its self to whiteknight her

for real though just look @ her boobs

Just because there's a name for my brand of calling poo poo out doesn't mean you and some of the other people in this thread aren't creeps.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

there are "men" in this thread who looked at pictures of a severely beaten woman and then immediately talked about whether her breasts are nice and whether they would have sex with her

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

Power Word: Orgasm.

lol

huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009
its not the first time she was beaten by him so if you ask me she deserves it

FYI she will most likely start dating him again when he gets out of jail

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

there are "men" in this thread who looked at pictures of a severely beaten woman and then immediately talked about whether her breasts are nice and whether they would have sex with her

I know man, we're all p cool in here. ALPHAMALESHIT bro!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Retweeted by War Machine
Nietzsche @NietzscheTalks · Aug 1
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


War Machine @WarMachine170 · Jul 31
Taking Israel's side is like taking the side of the Blacks if they started enslaving Mexicans...lol

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
a true warrior poet

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

why the hell would you run from the cops and turn a destruction of property charge into a felony fuckin idiot lol

Erostratus
Jun 18, 2011

by R. Guyovich


Anyone who owns ferrets always ends up being a broken, hosed up weirdo.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Sheng-ji Yang posted:

War Machine @WarMachine170 · Jul 31
Taking Israel's side is like taking the side of the Blacks if they started enslaving Mexicans...lol

what the gently caress

Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.

Explain How! posted:

Warmachine is clearly retarded.

Christy Mack was engaging in a sexual relationship with a retarded person.

Think that's rape.

She deserves this.

something I'm curious about now, if two people who are both unable to consent have sex with eachother. Is anyone legally at fault?

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Sheng-ji Yang posted:

War Machine @WarMachine170 · Jul 31
Taking Israel's side is like taking the side of the Blacks if they started enslaving Mexicans...lol

What does this even mean? This is why we don't get our discourse from people who get pummeled for a living.

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

War Machine @WarMachine170 · Jul 31
Taking Israel's side is like taking the side of the Blacks if they started enslaving Mexicans...lol

uber lol

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Prince Reggie K posted:

something I'm curious about now, if two people who are both unable to consent have sex with eachother. Is anyone legally at fault?

both

Mambo No. 5
Feb 25, 2009

Admiral Parry "Terror" Sornis,
Dead Birds Society

Agrajag posted:

you better believe it's real otherwise Warshizzle be paying a visit to your his gf.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Verisimilidude posted:

Just because there's a name for my brand of calling poo poo out doesn't mean you and some of the other people in this thread aren't creeps.

ooooh nooooo he claimed the doctor who performed her breast augmentation was not very good at it. what a creep!!

eat poo poo you lil bitcb

landy.
Jan 20, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

jalopybrown posted:

lmao even his (real) brother thinks he's a retard https://twitter.com/mkope

I think being a dickhead might run in the family.

quote:

@joerogan that story is a fairy tale joe. My brother did wrong, but that's not even close to true. Anyone who believes that story is #dumb

quote:

@NormanMesser69 @kendallgrovemma gently caress you keyboard warrior. Anybody that walks in on their significant other banging some dude would snap.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

Prince Reggie K posted:

something I'm curious about now, if two people who are both unable to consent have sex with eachother. Is anyone legally at fault?

God is.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

jalopybrown posted:

lmao even his (real) brother thinks he's a retard https://twitter.com/mkope

he also says mack is lying and a movie should be made about war machine's life #twosidestoeverystory

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

War Machine @WarMachine170 · Jul 31
Taking Israel's side is like taking the side of the Blacks if they started enslaving Mexicans...lol

This is deep af

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







@NormanMesser69 @kendallgrovemma gently caress you keyboard warrior. Anybody that walks in on their significant other banging some dude would snap.

this is literally her job

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Zzulu posted:

where do goons do any of these things

fyi pentyne is a retarded person

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

you irl posted:

he also says mack is lying and a movie should be made about war machine's life #twosidestoeverystory

i would watch that movie

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