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It's 11pm and on the dating scale I'm a solid 9.1. gently caress MAN, this is garbage. Tell stories about how everything is just awful in your life because you're too loving attractive and people just want to use your body constantly.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:32 |
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Business Gorillas posted:It's 11pm and on the dating scale I'm a solid 9.1. Same. Too hot, don't have to think.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:33 |
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i got the taco box & a thing of hi-c from taco bell and am now also too hot to think
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:49 |
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im too hot for pink wheres the when ya need him
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:52 |
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Honestly same. I just want to sit here and watch TV and play a video game or something
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:53 |
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roymorrison posted:Honestly same. I just want to sit here and watch TV and play a video game or something i just wanna play video game or watch some netflix but there's always some stalker looking at me through my window or trying to gloryhole me. its pretty hard being an amazingly attractive white male tbh
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:54 |
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Hot sweaty moobs.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:55 |
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ladies be leapin on this white morsel, hard for a playa to get from point a to point b, ya feel me gorilla man
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:57 |
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i got heartburn from drinking water wtf
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:59 |
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you irl posted:ladies be leapin on this white morsel, hard for a playa to get from point a to point b, ya feel me gorilla man white morsel might as well be my legal name considering how often i get it catcalled at me
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:59 |
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i was riding my bicycle and a lady threw her panties and they caught on my face, i couldn't see but i could smell the musk and she shouts "dats my musk fo you boo" its honestly tough being this attractive of a male body
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 02:04 |
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I heard a girl complain once that it was "really difficult being beautiful"
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 02:09 |
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This is a good thread for attractive people.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 02:24 |
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It's very stressful being attractive because people are constantly trying to cunnilingus me when I'm out & about. It's like, come on, I'm just trying to return these tapes to Blockbuster, stop teasing my labia with your pillowy lips.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 02:34 |
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One time I hosed a tuba.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 16:09 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I heard a girl complain once that it was "really difficult being beautiful" you might think this hard to believe but constantly having people come up 2 you starting conversations about your looks can be creepy and tiresome
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 16:14 |
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aren't you like one of those 20-something virgins irl op? lmbo
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 16:14 |
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this is why tropical civilizations suck balls brain shuts dowmn, too hot to move or work or think, im sexily melting
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 16:40 |
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MotherFuckingT-REX posted:you might think this hard to believe but constantly having people come up 2 you starting conversations about your looks can be creepy and tiresome Just make corny dad-level jokes. "Wow, your hair is gorgeous!" "Thanks, I grew it myself !!"
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 16:47 |
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I think women are intimidated by my looks
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 16:59 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:04 |
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didnt op make a help me stop being a virgin thread in EN
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