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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




A few days ago at work, we somehow got on the topic of dildos. This led to someone mentioning a bedazzled dildo, and I said I would see if I could figure out how to make one in PS. While following a crappy tutorial on how to "bling" something out, I skipped a step somewhere along the line and ended up with what looked like a foil covered cat.

Now, after a few drinks this evening, I decided to put my failure to use.





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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



:tinfoil:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i wear an alfoil hat to keep the microwaves inside my head

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
I'm going to wrap your face in foil op

Badass
Apr 14, 2014

The Fresh Prince posted:

I'm going to wrap your face in foil op

That doesn't even make sense

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




The Fresh Prince posted:

I'm going to wrap your face in foil op

Just the face, or the whole head?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
chew on foil ... it tickles

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

SirEvelynTremble posted:

chew on foil ... it tickles

Cold foil tastes terrible, you should microwave it for about 30-45 seconds first to get it warm

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Badass posted:

That doesn't even make sense

I'm going to wrap your sense in foil

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
i had never heard of foil until i heard the weird al song

weirdly chilly pussy
Oct 6, 2007

I think it's fairly clear what the op wanted goons to wrap in foil...

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

supdawg.tf

Godmode Enabled
Jul 14, 2013

I AM A BETAGOON, ASK ME ABOUT PROPER GRIEF TO CASH RATIOS.

:getin:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Put the foil in the oven at about 250'f and then put it straight on your dick.

e: then take photos of the results for maximum LoLs.

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal

Theophany posted:

Put the foil in the oven at about 250'f and then put it straight on your dick.

e: then take photos of the results for maximum LoLs.

foil is terrible at conducting heat

Straker
Nov 10, 2005
foil is pretty good at conducting heat, right into the air the instant you take it out of the oven because it's super thin. you'd have to put the whole roll in the oven then take it out and gently caress it to achieve the desired effect

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Knyteguy posted:

foil is terrible at conducting heat

There's a bare minimum chance OP's dick will turn into a hot dog. Are you willing to take that or are you more interested in being a scientific faget?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

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Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

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