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Axel Serenity posted:All my matches have been gfes or kind of whalish. I don't mind a bit curvy but goddamn. A couple I've chat with are kinda cute tho and I think I'm waiting too long to ask them for coffee somewhere. Pro-tinder-tip: Do whatever the gently caress you want. Every chick is going to be pissed at you for not approaching her in JUST THE RIGHT WAY. Some think you should open with lovely pick-up lines, others hate them. Some won't give you the time of day unless you force a conversation on for two weeks others will think you're too pushy for messaging them first. I talked to one girl who got pissed at me for asking her questions. Like, absolutely none or she'd freak out because we had to have ~*genuine conversation*~ whatever the gently caress that means. Just do what you do. There's no right answer
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Necc0 posted:Pro-tinder-tip: Do whatever the gently caress you want. Every chick is going to be pissed at you for not approaching her in JUST THE RIGHT WAY. Some think you should open with lovely pick-up lines, others hate them. Some won't give you the time of day unless you force a conversation on for two weeks others will think you're too pushy for messaging them first. I talked to one girl who got pissed at me for asking her questions. Like, absolutely none or she'd freak out because we had to have ~*genuine conversation*~ whatever the gently caress that means. This is very accurate. I've only been using it for less than a week, but all the women I've chatted with have responded differently to the same basic greeting.
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SeaTard posted:This is very accurate. I've only been using it for less than a week, but all the women I've chatted with have responded differently to the same basic greeting. women are different? gently caress. *throws out conversation walkthrough FAQ*
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Libelous Slander posted:women are different? gently caress. *throws out conversation walkthrough FAQ* I just pretty much say 'hi, how are you'. Not some crazy pua script bullshit, but unsurprisingly enough, everyone responds different. A number of women ignore it of course, but it's pretty much  personified.
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also if she messages first then she's worth putting like 10x more effort into because you're p much already set (this almost never happens)
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someone has actually stolen my identity and signed "me" up for a bunch of these sex apps. sigh.
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reagan posted:someone has actually stolen my identity and signed "me" up for a bunch of these sex apps. sigh. haha yeah me too buddy 
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Is this poo poo solely for college kids? Because I want to punch their loving faces in as it is without them having access to the wonderful pussy on tap machine that wasn't around ten years ago when I was there. I'm moving city in a few months' time is what I'm saying. I don't want to be creating an FB profile for gently caress all. What's the age range?
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Aug 15, 2014 22:53
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18+
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I've found some 14 year olds saying they are 20, so make sure you don't ask.
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Kirk Johnson posted:Is this poo poo solely for college kids? Because I want to punch their loving faces in as it is without them having access to the wonderful pussy on tap machine that wasn't around ten years ago when I was there. I'm moving city in a few months' time is what I'm saying. I don't want to be creating an FB profile for gently caress all. What's the age range? tbh wonderful pussy is prolly an overstatement. buuut yeah i imagine tinder+dorms is prolly pretty crazy, kids got it lucky nowadays. we actually had to go to social activities like a lame rear end bowling alley in the dungeon on campus and lame outdoor campus film festivals.
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Xaris posted:tbh wonderful pussy is prolly an overstatement. buuut yeah i imagine tinder+dorms is prolly pretty crazy, kids got it lucky nowadays. we actually had to go to social activities like a lame rear end bowling alley in the dungeon on campus and lame outdoor campus film festivals. if you live near a college campus it is literally a pussy mill, sorry guy also met some girls that i like as friends too so it's been cool for campus stuff. me and a few girls signed up for a school beach trip together and it was because of tinder so cool i guess still though if i was actually trying to find a wife i would not use this app, but i guess that poo poo happens Calvin Johnson Jr. fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Aug 16, 2014 |
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just a reminder, but don't throw any gals you meet on tinder off your high rise apartment balcony
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poo poo thanks
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:if you live near a college campus it is literally a pussy mill, sorry guy well living near a college campus was literally a pussy mill anyways so i guess much hasn't changed. my campus used to have a lovelab which was a cart full of free condoms and they just strolled it all around the dorms. remember to use protection guys
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Tinder is going to be its own undoing, because like any business they're going to want to expand, and eventually they're inevitably going to put in some sort of way to distinguish yourself as only wanting a hookup, so they can court other folks who want to date more seriously, and then everyone is going to not select that and mark "short term dating" and "activity partners" because of the cultural shame of casual sex, and then we're back where we started
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tinder trip report: turned out to be at least 10 pounds heavier than expected from pics (quelle surprise) and had really bad taste in music. 2/10 wouldnt and didnt bang and gave tinder a 1/5 review on the app store
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OMGVBFLOL posted:Tinder is going to be its own undoing, because like any business they're going to want to expand, and eventually they're inevitably going to put in some sort of way to distinguish yourself as only wanting a hookup, so they can court other folks who want to date more seriously, and then everyone is going to not select that and mark "short term dating" and "activity partners" because of the cultural shame of casual sex, and then we're back where we started like a quarter ofthe girls who bothered putting in any text already have some variation of 'not looking to hook up' in their profile if you narrow it down to uggos and fats it jumps to like 80%
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newreply.php posted:tinder trip report: turned out to be at least 10 pounds heavier than expected from pics (quelle surprise) and had really bad taste in music. 2/10 wouldnt and didnt bang and gave tinder a 1/5 review on the app store keep on trying it's basically penis roulette
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i know man but my basic attitude is that any girl that voluntarily comes up to me and is all enthousiastic is a girl i dont like/want who was the dude that said "i wouldnt want to be a member of any club that would have me as a member"? bc that is p much my exact approach on dating
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newreply.php posted:who was the dude that said "i wouldnt want to be a member of any club that would have me as a member"? bc that is p much my exact approach on dating Groucho Marx
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Just found a woman going through a divorce with two kids, who's profile claimed she "wasn't looking for hookups." I don't think she understands the basic concept of tindr.
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AirCav58 posted:I've found some 14 year olds saying they are 20, so make sure you don't ask. ...and aatrek makes an appearance. I don't have a cell phone, can i get in on the crazy sex thingy with randoms?
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newreply.php posted:i know man but my basic attitude is that any girl that voluntarily comes up to me and is all enthousiastic is a girl i dont like/want as a rapist, same
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how long you wait after receiving a match notification before sending that first message
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Admiral Bosch posted:Just found a woman going through a divorce with two kids, who's profile claimed she "wasn't looking for hookups." I don't think she understands the basic concept of tindr. Same. You live in DC? She's kinda a qt despite everything else screaming broken goods
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I don't want to look like an eager rapist
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not snarky posted:why the gently caress do people under 18 use tinder? I saw a 15 year old on there last night. this is hosed everything is hosed well idk but if it makes you feel any better down here in australia most women using tinder have no interest in actually meeting or even talking to anyone, they just use it as a dumb drinking/party game where they swipe aimlessly through random men's faces together
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idk but i think that the default notification setting for ios is no notifications at all so you only see messages when you actually open the app. or i may have set it that way when i first installed it
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also you can set the age range so youre not seeing kids unless you want to, tmyk
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Some girls under 21 use it as a way To find people to buy alcohol. Not a bad plan really
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why would anyone over 21 want to hang out with girls under 21, especially drunk girls well i know why but i dont support it is what im trying to say i guess
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newreply.php posted:also you can set the age range so youre not seeing kids unless you want to, tmyk the lowest you can set the age minimum to is 18, yet I occasionally see 17-year-olds pop up. never younger than that, though.
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Necc0 posted:Same. You live in DC? She's kinda a qt despite everything else screaming broken goods Nah, NC. Also literally everyone on tindr ourselves included is broken goods
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Fetus Tree posted:thread made me in the mood for tinderin' uh this girl is cute wth
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Voted Worst Mom posted:uh this girl is cute wth
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newreply.php posted:i know man but my basic attitude is that any girl that voluntarily comes up to me and is all enthousiastic is a girl i dont like/want That's George Costanza's approach as well. That's not good company and might be a sign to reevaluate some things.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:Tinder is going to be its own undoing, because like any business they're going to want to expand, and eventually they're inevitably going to put in some sort of way to distinguish yourself as only wanting a hookup, so they can court other folks who want to date more seriously, and then everyone is going to not select that and mark "short term dating" and "activity partners" because of the cultural shame of casual sex, and then we're back where we started It's already is overrun with fake robo profiles created for things such as call girls. Also nerds are hacking it in attempts to improve their odds: http://valleywag.gawker.com/techies-are-hacking-tinder-in-a-desperate-attempt-to-ge-1621177524
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turdriver posted:she got dat futurefat look but id smash no lie Um...she's already fat.
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