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it's cool seeing girls you know on there and then finding out they want to gently caress you, tinder owns
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post your tinder finds itt these girls are thirsty as hell
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Aug 14, 2014 07:30
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poo poo from today   it's mainly good as an icebreaker for meeting girls on campus
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Aug 14, 2014 07:39
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yeah 'cause casual sex is gay and totally not fun/awesome
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Xaris posted:tbh wonderful pussy is prolly an overstatement. buuut yeah i imagine tinder+dorms is prolly pretty crazy, kids got it lucky nowadays. we actually had to go to social activities like a lame rear end bowling alley in the dungeon on campus and lame outdoor campus film festivals. if you live near a college campus it is literally a pussy mill, sorry guy also met some girls that i like as friends too so it's been cool for campus stuff. me and a few girls signed up for a school beach trip together and it was because of tinder so cool i guess still though if i was actually trying to find a wife i would not use this app, but i guess that poo poo happens Calvin Johnson Jr. fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Aug 16, 2014 |
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Aug 16, 2014 03:16
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Voted Worst Mom posted:uh this girl is cute wth nigga u lie
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Aug 16, 2014 19:12
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went to hang out with a chick I met off tinder and ended up making out and got a legit date out of it she plays volleyball at my college so yeet
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:poo poo from today well she is better than these 3 from earlier so whatever. she's just in crazy good shape and looks ridiculous in short-shorts. edit: it'd be weird dating a girl my height though, oh well
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im drank talking to sorority girls and getting invited to parties at the beginning of the semester so i dont know what you dudes are about
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Aug 18, 2014 01:29
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Good Citizen posted:Start a conversation about how bad drivers license photos are and try to get her to show you hers.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:35
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dotalchemy posted:Yes. And it's not worth it. I experimented by only swiping right on everyone, and only the ugly ones swipe right back. have you considered you may be "an ugly"
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Aug 18, 2014 21:58
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prostitution should be legal but im too young to care
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Aug 18, 2014 23:47
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i usually open with "bitch you wanna taste my nut?" then "jk" then "but no really"
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Aug 18, 2014 23:58
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50/50 chance she's real. People know it's a superficial app and treat it like one. If you click with someone then cool. Hang out and you already expressed mutual attraction so gently caress/get hosed.  only two chicks i've hosed with off tinder and i gotta say the internet is one chill place
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Aug 24, 2014 04:52
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 pro tip get them to bring you 
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Aug 24, 2014 04:58
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def not me im gay
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Meg From Family Guy posted:Jesuss christ I like to gently caress. Sometimes I like to meet slame whales and slam them, loving hard, and by that I mean loving them hard. I also smoke weed and do other insane and cool drugs and drink with the slam whales and the many, many hot bitches that I shove my tiny cock and balls into. I love making gently caress this but unironically
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mobby_6kl posted:Just FYI from someone who actually lifts: it is really way less effort to write the program than to actually develop any visible muscle mass. Lift free weights and get your diet in order? This is coming from someone pulling 2-a-days right now. There isn't much to it if you're a skinny gently caress like I was - supplement with three 30g protein shakes a day on top of your current diet and watch your weight/strength go way the gently caress up. Switch up routine every few weeks and you're golden as long as you're pushing yourself to exertion. Working out is loving easy once it's a habit; you literally have no excuse and it'll improve your life in a myriad of ways.
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Meg From Family Guy posted:When I'm not banging slam whales I am working out , or posting about either on SomethingWAful I get that Elliot Rodgers vibe from you edit: and yes i'm up for my 8 a.m. workout ready to get it in son edit2: lettin' that oatmeal/strawberries/diced apples to kick in first; then ima down a vanilla protein shake filled with a banana(for potassium duh)/honey(carbs)/ice(to chill bro) Calvin Johnson Jr. fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Aug 24, 2014 |
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