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It takes half an hour to drive anywhere, there are half a million more more men than women, eighty percent of women in LA are already in relationships, and clubs and bars are populated almost exclusively with men. How does sex (p in v) happen? tia
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Vaginally Oops sorry at gunpoint
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Aug 14, 2014 08:49
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always with condoms these days 
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Aug 14, 2014 08:50
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do they not have tinder in LA?
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Aug 14, 2014 08:54
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stop goin to lovely broheim bars, i guess
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Aug 14, 2014 08:56
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there's a massive gangbang/fight-club subculture
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Aug 14, 2014 08:57
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protip: go to the latin clubs they know whats up
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Aug 14, 2014 08:57
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cruise out to silver lake and set up shop in an intelligentsia coffee. scowl thoughtfully at a pynchon novel, occasionally write something in the margins.
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Aug 14, 2014 08:59
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Drink Cheerwine posted:there's a massive gangbang/fight-club subculture do they gangbang after or before fighting ...?
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genghis.khan posted:do they gangbang after or before fighting ...? yes
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paranoid randroid posted:cruise out to silver lake and set up shop in an intelligentsia coffee. scowl thoughtfully at a pynchon novel, occasionally write something in the margins. I'm sold, let's go to the beach and do slam poetry
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gnarlyhotep posted:I'm sold, let's go to the beach and do slam poetry what are you loving kidding, with the traffic in santa monica? itd be faster to go to the far side of the fault line and wait for the west part of the state to slide into the ocean
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paranoid randroid posted:what are you loving kidding, with the traffic in santa monica? itd be faster to go to the far side of the fault line and wait for the west part of the state to slide into the ocean this is the new verse I was looking for
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Aug 14, 2014 09:03
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can the answer be very carefully cause thats my favorite punchline
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:can the answer be very carefully cause thats my favorite punchline judges say...YES! you win 2 points! 
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Aug 14, 2014 09:50
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craigslist, tinder, grindr, backpage.com,
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Aug 14, 2014 09:51
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how and where does ayone have sex with anyone i am very lonely, and alone, and i haven't had sexi for 30 years
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Aug 14, 2014 09:52
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lonesomedwarf posted:how and where does ayone have sex with anyone have you ever had sex at all?
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gnarlyhotep posted:judges say...YES! wow that was easy what else can i bilk them for
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:wow that was easy what else can i bilk them for blowjobs, face sitting, reverse cowgirl
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Aug 14, 2014 09:57
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the russian judge doesnt even answer the phone for less than ten grand so if you want in on that sweet slavic somethin somethin, youd better come correct
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Aug 14, 2014 09:59
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i have yes a few times but its was a long time a go.......................................... i almost cant remember........
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paranoid randroid posted:the russian judge doesnt even answer the phone for less than ten grand so if you want in on that sweet slavic somethin somethin, youd better come correct yeah he doesn't even wake up for less than olympic performances
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Aug 14, 2014 10:01
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whatever you do, lonesomedwarf, don't kill yourself. you can think about it a lot but don't kill yourself. plan it out, rehearse it, but don't kill yourself.
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Aug 14, 2014 10:02
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It's a penis/vagina thing. You wouldn't understand.
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Aug 14, 2014 10:14
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lonesomedwarf WILL gently caress. i guarantee it.
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Aug 14, 2014 10:15
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9goats dead posted:lonesomedwarf WILL gently caress. i guarantee it. i sent him a pm with my genitals and got nothing back am i ugly?
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See, what you have to do is take the 405 to the 101, to the 15, then the 10. Then what you need to do is look in the mirror and adjust your hair. Finally, you can gently caress off and not live in a shithole. Same goes for New Yawk.
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very carefully
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Aug 15, 2014 00:28
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go to the beach and post up in your board shorts till the honies be drippin
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:See, what you have to do is take the 405 to the 101, to the 15, then the 10. Then what you need to do is look in the mirror and adjust your hair. Finally, you can gently caress off and not live in a shithole. Same goes for New Yawk. yeah non-shitholes along fwy 10 such as...
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Dynastocles posted:and clubs and bars are populated almost exclusively with men. Are you sure you didn't wander into the wrong part of town? That sure doesn't match what I've seen in LA.
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Aug 15, 2014 00:41
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The gender disparity is the opposite in NY. Move. West coast is not best coast.
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Blazing Ownager posted:Are you sure you didn't wander into the wrong part of town? That sure doesn't match what I've seen in LA. Actually the west coast tends to have less single women than the east coast especially in certain areas like SF. The whole hot girls hoping to be stars is just a clever trap to lure helpless men in from other states. East coast supremacy
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Very carefully
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all hetero sex is rape, white devil
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I had girls throw themselves at me in la, sometimes in small groups it kind of weirded me out
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genghis.khan posted:do they gangbang after or before fighting ...? during. it is a savage place.
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MOOBS! posted:i sent him a pm with my genitals and got nothing back am i ugly? that feeling of disappointment when you realized moobs didn't actually die irl
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they don't. straight men go to bars full of dudes who look like bradley cooper had a baby with ryan gosling and it makes them gay. then they go to weho and have gay sex. there are no women in los angeles.
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