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yeah irl beta males are like second-in-command / candidates to be the new alpha the term these dorks are lookign for is omega male
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might as well call them closeted transsexuals because they just act like women
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Cream_Filling posted:the term these dorks are lookign for is omega male If I irradiate my balls will I get a dog dick? is that the secret of the true alphas?
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Delta males because triangles and poo poo
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Cream_Filling posted:yeah irl beta males are like second-in-command / candidates to be the new alpha NO IRL the alpha male is the dad, the alpha bitch is the mom, and all the betas are their kids. The pack is a family. The only way that alpha/beta command poo poo falls into place is in captivity, AKA animal jail, where all the animals are insane and freaking out constantly. Even among the primates that poo poo doesn't really fly. "Man but gorillas have one lead male with a bunch of females, and all other males are driven off!". No stupid, all other males are his kids. They are driven off when they are too old to mooch off their parents anymore. This is only a relevant example if you feel a pressing need to gently caress your mom and the other women that have acted like your mom their entire life. Hell, among a lot of primates that one male all female group is female dominated, and the male is just a kept dick. They might ditch him for a new one, but the female group will always stay together. Chimpanzees *do* have real fights over social hierarchy....but these can be grooming or poo poo talking fights. If you want to be the animal kingdom's version of a cliche gay hairdresser, you too can be an alpha! Real men know how animal social dynamics work 
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im not a playa i just get cucked a lot 
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Mariana Horchata posted:im not a playa i just get cucked a lot Sorry about that. Actually, what would it be called when you're 6'0" and 135 (gently caress last year.) and gently caress a bro's girl. Reverse cuck? 9/10 of those things seemed like legit issues that people have. The alpha poo poo didn't seen like the answer though.
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you would be the "bull" i believe is the correct term
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SirEvelynTremble posted:but i don't want to. adam kibr is my heroe lol that femme little queer thinks of himself as "alpha male"
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his nipples are so far from his collar bone
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Luvcow posted:
i had one of these but he was really fighty so i returned him and yelled at petco for sellign me an alpha fish
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Boogaleeboo posted:NO IRL the alpha male is the dad, the alpha bitch is the mom, and all the betas are their kids. The pack is a family. The only way that alpha/beta command poo poo falls into place is in captivity, AKA animal jail, where all the animals are insane and freaking out constantly. Even among the primates that poo poo doesn't really fly. "Man but gorillas have one lead male with a bunch of females, and all other males are driven off!". No stupid, all other males are his kids. They are driven off when they are too old to mooch off their parents anymore. This is only a relevant example if you feel a pressing need to gently caress your mom and the other women that have acted like your mom their entire life. Hell, among a lot of primates that one male all female group is female dominated, and the male is just a kept dick. They might ditch him for a new one, but the female group will always stay together. Chimpanzees *do* have real fights over social hierarchy....but these can be grooming or poo poo talking fights. If you want to be the animal kingdom's version of a cliche gay hairdresser, you too can be an alpha! yeah the chimp example is pretty good since you can be alpha not by being the biggest or craziest but just by being good at chimp politics so if one of hte big chimp mouths off to you all your friends jump him and he falls back in line of course you can also do this by being the biggest bully but once they start getting old or injured those chimps often get ostrasized real quick and starve. there was also a rare case where a bunch of betas teamed up and straight killed one of the more big/violent type alphas, though it was a pretty unprecedented case OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Aug 15, 2014 |
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ZETA rules!
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SaltLick posted:so how alpha is a bleached rear end in a top hat You're supposed to do the inverse with all the UV on the balls/taint
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Zetas for life!
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It's pretty funny that some people have devised a way to sell stuff to men the same way cosmetics/hygiene companies sell stuff to women: you suck, you're ugly and no one loves you - buy this book/supplement/treatment to be less gross.
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All you really need to be a man are some aviator sunglasses and a bottle of off-brand Drakkar Noir
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Apparition posted:I keep seeing this pop up, whats the story behind it? its the forum downs lady's mom
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a few years ago i could read crazy bullshit on the internet and laugh at it but now my eyes just slide over the words. i wonder if its me being used to skimming poo poo all the time or that i am just getting older and can't be bothered
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i think i am one of these "beta" personalities. ask me about my boring life
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i have been fostering three beta males that follow me around and help me finish building my nest
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Boogaleeboo posted:Beta male poo poo is actually alpha male poo poo, the things random douches think of as "alpha" behavior is actually animals in confinement acting out their version of a psychotic break. Actual alphas in nature are basically your dad. If you made a wolf into a dude, he wouldn't be getting a facial tat and banging some random chick on a park bench just to show he doesn't give a gently caress, he'd be driving his daughter to soccer practice in a minivan and finding a sensible insurance policy. Watched a documentary once that was basically this, hell even wolverines are like this and they're basically the alpha-critter in NA.
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