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Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

UV radiation to my balls sounds like a great idea, I've tried fire, low-level radiation, olive oil injection, prolonged arab-strapping, greenstuff, latex, menchurianing, moonstones, high-kinetic therapy, low-kinetic therapy, twisteraphy, primal scream therapy, acupuncture, acupressure, amomtizizing, sulphuric acid immersion, botoxing, psychotestecology and I still do housework and the old ball-and-chain doesn't accept the fact that my balls are in constant searing unbearable pain as an excuse and it is seriously killing me since I can barely move without feeling how my testes dangle as though they were filled with red-hot lead and this may be the increased masculinity I sorely need to tell her "shut up bitch" and declare to the world that although I hate all people I hate women the most.

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Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

It's pretty funny that some people have devised a way to sell stuff to men the same way cosmetics/hygiene companies sell stuff to women: you suck, you're ugly and no one loves you - buy this book/supplement/treatment to be less gross.

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