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ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


Water is probably the most derivative, plebeian drink there is, and yet people drink it all the time every day. Go make yourself some chocolate milk or a cocktail or something, jesus.

Talk about how stupid and boring water drinkers are here.

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KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

YES I GET ANGRY EASILY! THANK YOU FOR NOTICING!


we drink water so we don't die of dehydration and also so we don't get fat as gently caress. hth.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

The skin that drips down
Off the tree
Or peels back slowly
From your knee
Erupts into your lung
and heart
You laugh and laughing,
Fall apart


water sucks. gatorade is better.

imranh
Sep 2, 2012


gently caress water man. It's just full of chemicals.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!


OP you hate 80% of your body

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003



so do most goons

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


You are water you ladyboy ! your genes created a sack of flesh so that your water can take a stroll on land. You're a walking gourd

ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


KiteAuraan posted:

we drink water so we don't die of dehydration and also so we don't get fat as gently caress. hth.



Wow, nice defense, H2Oser, I've never heard that one before.

The truth is water makes you fat. Ever heard or water retention? read a book.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

YES I GET ANGRY EASILY! THANK YOU FOR NOTICING!


that's why you sweat the water out doing sick reps and running and poo poo.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Ode To Viceroy

just drink mtn. dew all day

diabetes is just a big pharma conspiracy. if drinking soda all day is so bad, then why does it taste so good?

ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


NiceGuy posted:

water sucks. gatorade is better.


imranh posted:

gently caress water man. It's just full of chemicals.

for real, .

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!


ladyboy pancake posted:

Wow, nice defense, H2Oser, I've never heard that one before.

The truth is water makes you fat. Ever heard or water retention? read a book.

you have anal retention OP but there's good news :

the cure for anal retention is drinking 10 pints of water ever morning

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



i only drink designer bottled water with natural sparkles

ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


water can be [b]deadly[/i] if you are submerged in it. This is why I avoid all baths and showers.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Ode To Viceroy

you can die if you drink too much water

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS


Glasgow Kiss posted:

you can die if you drink too much water

Typical misinformed goon bullshit

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Soft Hil- nope, not doing this rhyme.

~SMcD

ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


lol at water apologists who try to defend their lovely drinking habits.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4108 days!


Is this more fallout from the weird work-out/dieting subforum?

I know at one point people were unironically getting banned for pointing out that the all bacon and lard diet might be bad for you.

I could see an anti-water movement earnestly creeping up.

Drink water goons. You will die if you don't. There, did my good deed for the day, gonna go jack off now.

bonus hole boy
Aug 28, 2011


this is pretty hosed up op, dont trash talk water or ill get really mad!!


MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

malditos cerdos fascistas


water is the fluid of life so sit down open up and enjoy the cool splash of creation on your face and neck

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!


quote:

we don't need no water
-Bloodhound Gang

ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


bonus hole boy posted:

this is pretty hosed up op, dont trash talk water or ill get really mad!!


*trash-talks water*

bonus hole boy
Aug 28, 2011


ladyboy pancake posted:

*trash-talks water*

wow now you went & did it

check this poo poo out:



motherfucking DAM is running with WATER and making ELECTRICITY

are your other bitch baby fluids doing that? i dont think so!!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!


bonus hole boy
Aug 28, 2011



water owning some trees, good poo poo

quakster
Jul 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


water is hardcore. gunna gently caress yer poo poo up

Sito
Apr 25, 2013


water isn't gonna take this poo poo lying down op. better watch your back next time you're near shore

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001



water is actually really good. i drink like a gallon a day and 25% of my day is taking giant pisses. ownz

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


if you don't drink tap
then you'll never be good at rap

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


Decebal posted:

You are water you ladyboy ! your genes created a sack of flesh so that your water can take a stroll on land. You're a walking gourd

This is also why our eyes suck really bad

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Inside that guy's suffocating flesh, there was a skeleton like me screaming to get out. I was only too happy to set him free."


SirEvelynTremble posted:

OP you hate 80% of your body

why does that stupid number always go up anyways. A few years ago it was like 70%

White Dog Eggs
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey


Don't drink water, Fish gently caress in it.

baw
Nov 5, 2008
RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

water doesnt even have electrolytes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Revengeful corpse out to kill Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock With his axe the corpse will chop


Water fuckin owns

I have been to countries where you can't drink the tapwater though. That poo poo is insane to me

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

you appear to have fallen off your log to some extent

lol at anyone who breathes air

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

+++THREADNAUGHT+++


agree OP all my friends and family love water but I just dont get it

as a goon perhaps our tastes are more refined than those common plebs

ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


ghlbtsk posted:

lol at anyone who breathes air

don;t say that dude, air is a vital resource for human survival.

ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


Moola posted:

agree OP all my friends and family love water but I just dont get it

as a goon perhaps our tastes are more refined than those common plebs

agreed, but i guess world needs those lesser people to help make people like us greater.

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012



Water killed my father...

ill have my revegne!!!

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