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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Water is the only reliable way to help identify if someone is a witch. You really want witches running around everywhere op?

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Zzulu posted:

Water fuckin owns

I have been to countries where you can't drink the tapwater though. That poo poo is insane to me

hosed up if true

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
witches loving rule so yes.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
OP you are mostly water.

Hope this helps.

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
i am actually mostly an accumulation of dirt and assorted filth because a previously mentioned i neither drink water or bathe.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
red bull all day erry day

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
it is a far superior existence and i am able to experience life on a much deeper level because of it.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
water...!

...its power... is rising...!

...to 9000!!!...

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
fish poop in water


you're drinking fish poo

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Lol autistic goon shuttins drink water

GETTING MAD ABOUT WATER ITT

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

KiteAuraan posted:

that's why you sweat the water out doing sick reps and running and poo poo.

You're a boring person.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Glasgow Kiss posted:

fish poop in water


you're drinking fish poo
dino piss, imo

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer

Alan Smithee posted:

Lol autistic goon shuttins drink water

GETTING MAD ABOUT WATER ITT

WATER IS A CRIMINAL!

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
sometimes i hear posh people talk about "passing water" instead of making tinkle

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Water sucks dude. Doesn't even have what plants crave ffs.

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
i tried drinking water after working out today at the fountain and it squirted into my eye. don;t drink water.

naem
May 29, 2011

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/04/51-living-by-the-water/

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

bonus hole boy posted:

wow now you went & did it

check this poo poo out:



motherfucking DAM is running with WATER and making ELECTRICITY

are your other bitch baby fluids doing that? i dont think so!!

ever heard of gasoline, friend? :jerkoff:.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

this but unironically

also black people cant swim so they're afraid of water so that's why only whites live near water. whyte pryde imo. whyte pryde, it owns

Badass
Apr 14, 2014

Noyemi K posted:

Water killed my father...

ill have my revegne!!!

Your dad sounds like a beta

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT

SirEvelynTremble posted:

OP you hate 80% of your body

*grabs two fistfuls of belly fat*

True.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

if its yellow drink it down
if its brown drink it down

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
did you know that the Chinese use water to torture people? The chinese know whatsup.

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

ladyboy pancake posted:

ever heard of gasoline, friend? :jerkoff:.

hope youve got a set of spare dinosaurs to bury under ground for thousands of years :rollseyes:

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
i can just use your bones because you'll be dead from all the water you :twisted:.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Xaris posted:

this but unironically

also black people cant swim so they're afraid of water so that's why only whites live near water. whyte pryde imo. whyte pryde, it owns

i thought black people didn't like water because it hosed up their hair?????????

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

ladyboy pancake posted:

ever heard of gasoline, friend? :jerkoff:.

r..run a dam with gasoline? that is like two birds with one stone!

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

ladyboy pancake posted:

don;t say that dude, air is a vital resource for human survival.

air is ~1% water, dude...

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

there are only two liquids worth consuming

water and booze

smoothies are cool too but they are also food?????

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

bonus hole boy posted:

hope youve got a set of spare dinosaurs to bury under ground for thousands of years :rollseyes:

I call them the baby boomers.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Lol at these people saying water sucks. It's the healthiest thing you can drink. Just mix it with cool aid powder or flavored syrup and it tastes great.

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
When I went to China they would never serve me water so I just drank tea all the time. Tea is cool because it has flavor but doesn't have calories,.I give drinking tea instead of water a 7.5 out of ten

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I only drink Fiji water. Even for brushing my teeth.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
doesn't cost anything, 0 calories

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
you need water to grow weed ergo water owns

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
water is the basis of life as we know it

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Kelfeftaf posted:

doesn't cost anything, 0 calories

So you're saying only poor people drink it, and it had no nutritional value whatsoever.

Sounds pretty lovely to me.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Kelfeftaf posted:

doesn't cost anything, 0 calories

Fiji is expensive as gently caress. That's how you know it's good.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


scalded schlong posted:

so do most goons

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Fun fact OP, you are 75% water, therefore you could be classified as water and be correct according to many marketing rules.

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