Boxer briefs are the superior version of men's underwear

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Cabbages and Kings: Aug 25, 2004; Shall we be trotting home again?

Fetus Tree posted:

i agree with the op

# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:02

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subhuman filth: Nov 1, 2006

JakeP posted:

I wish I could wear boxer briefs, but my varicocele in my left nut requires more support than boxer briefs can provide. I have to wear full on briefs now, or a jock strap.

lol you know like half of all men have a left testicular varicocele and you dont actually have to wear special orthopedic underwear?

# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:07

Wooten: Oct 4, 2004

G-strings. Its like god is holding your balls so they never brush against your legs all day.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:44

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

StarkWhite posted:

lol you know like half of all men have a left testicular varicocele and you dont actually have to wear special orthopedic underwear?

I am also kind of confused because boxer briefs are basically just briefs with legs. I don't think they offer any more or less support than briefs, the only difference is they're acceptable to wear past childhood.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:05

Cabbages and Kings: Aug 25, 2004; Shall we be trotting home again?

JakeP posted:

I wish I could wear boxer briefs, but my varicocele in my left nut requires more support than boxer briefs can provide. I have to wear full on briefs now, or a jock strap.

you sure that's not a hernia, bro? I ask as a concerned citizen who had a hernia that was misdiagnosed as a varicocele by two different doctors over an eight year period.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:11

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Tim Raines IRL posted:

you sure that's not a hernia, bro? I ask as a concerned citizen who had a hernia that was misdiagnosed as a varicocele by two different doctors over an eight year period.

Can confirm testicular hernias are something that doctors never seem to look for. Mine wasn't discovered until I went to the doctors with weird abdominal pain and I learned the reason my balls would look bigger on some days than others was because that was my intestines in my scrotum.

American sex ed everyone.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:21

DrManiac: Feb 29, 2012

At the very least you should be wearing regular briefs if you aren't a pre-teen.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:21

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Boxer briefs are in fact superior. Also powder your junk, especially in the summertime.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:23

MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
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I wear woman's panties cuz they make my dick look great

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:33

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

I agree wholeheartedly with the OP.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:38

Cabbages and Kings: Aug 25, 2004; Shall we be trotting home again?

ArbitraryC posted:

Can confirm testicular hernias are something that doctors never seem to look for. Mine wasn't discovered until I went to the doctors with weird abdominal pain and I learned the reason my balls would look bigger on some days than others was because that was my intestines in my scrotum.

American sex ed everyone.

The two (GP) doctors who overlooked this both did the cough test every loving year at my physical. So, given that they didn't detect what was apparently a pretty obvious hernia, what exactly were they doing besides pawing at my balls?

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:40

Tubgirl Cosplay: Jan 10, 2011; by Ion Helmet

lol if you wear mens' underwear

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:43

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

ArbitraryC posted:

that was my intestines in my scrotum.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:45

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

gently caress yeah under wears

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:51

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

whoflungpoop posted:

gently caress yeah under wears

what a small dong

boxer briefs are the way to go if you like wearing any sort of pants besides loose cargo shorts

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:55

Das Butterbrot: Dec 2, 2005; Lecker.

my cock is too big for any kind of underwear

#alphamaleproblems

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:57

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

mookface posted:

Yeah but when you wear jeans you get the grandpa rear end

wrong your ethinking of regular boxers

also buy tighter jeans

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:58

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Boxer briefs ride up like crazy and there's no fly. No thanks pal.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:00

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

What is anal leakage like?

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:01

Cabbages and Kings: Aug 25, 2004; Shall we be trotting home again?

zakharov posted:

Boxer briefs ride up like crazy and there's no fly. No thanks pal.

i have two pairs of boxer briefs and they have flies.

they do ride up a lot though i thought that was part of the appeal

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:01

ReptileChillock: Jan 7, 2014; by Lowtax

I save money by just wearing old socks on my cock.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:03

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJxm1wRIbJE

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:03

Un chien andalou: Oct 22, 2008; The pipe is leaking

no underwear best underwear

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:08

MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
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Tim Raines IRL posted:

The two (GP) doctors who overlooked this both did the cough test every loving year at my physical. So, given that they didn't detect what was apparently a pretty obvious hernia, what exactly were they doing besides pawing at my balls?

charge u a lot of money while being incompetent

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:27

Deadbeat Poetry: Mar 6, 2004; Sorry if my costume scared you

GOT BIG GENITALS OP MY DONG CANT FLEX IN THERE

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:33

George Rouncewell: Jul 20, 2007; You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

Tim Raines IRL posted:

i have two pairs of boxer briefs and they have flies.

you're supposed to wash them

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:35

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Zeluth posted:

What is anal leakage like?

Ask your mom

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:35

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

bad opinion ban op

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:39

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

scalded schlong posted:

It felt weird typing it out but trust me it was even weirder learning just what was wrong with me. Not many guys can say they've felt their intestines but I can.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:52

Costello Jello: Oct 24, 2003; It had to start somewhere

ArbitraryC posted:

Can confirm testicular hernias are something that doctors never seem to look for. Mine wasn't discovered until I went to the doctors with weird abdominal pain and I learned the reason my balls would look bigger on some days than others was because that was my intestines in my scrotum.

I feel nauseous now.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:59

Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

same

# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:22

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

ArbitraryC posted:

Can confirm testicular hernias are something that doctors never seem to look for. Mine wasn't discovered until I went to the doctors with weird abdominal pain and I learned the reason my balls would look bigger on some days than others was because that was my intestines in my scrotum.

American sex ed everyone.

Inguinal hernias are actually really common, lifetime risk is like 30%

if things really go bad and it strangulates the bowel you can die from it too

# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:56

George Rouncewell: Jul 20, 2007; You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

How do i know if i am at risk of Ball Death

# ? Aug 14, 2014 22:03

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Illegal Username posted:

How do i know if i am at risk of Ball Death

youre thinking of testicular torsion

otherwise, i dunno, wikipedia?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inguinal_hernia

quote:

Hernias present as bulges in the groin area that can become more prominent when coughing, straining, or standing up. They are rarely painful, and the bulge commonly disappears on lying down. The inability to "reduce", or place the bulge back into the abdomen usually means the hernia is 'incarcerated' which requires emergency surgery.

Significant pain is suggestive of strangulated bowel (an incarcerated indirect inguinal hernia).

As the hernia progresses, contents of the abdominal cavity, such as the intestines, can descend into the hernia and run the risk of being pinched within the hernia, causing an intestinal obstruction. If the blood supply of the portion of the intestine caught in the hernia is compromised, the hernia is deemed "strangulated" and gut ischemia and gangrene can result, with potentially fatal consequences. The timing of complications is not predictable. Emergency surgery for incarceration and strangulation carry much higher risk than planned, "elective" procedures. However, the risk of incarceration is low, evaluated at 0.2% per year.[2] On the other hand, surgical intervention has a significant risk of causing inguinodynia, and this is why minimally symptomatic patients are advised to watchful waiting.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 22:08

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

ArbitraryC posted:

I am also kind of confused because boxer briefs are basically just briefs with legs. I don't think they offer any more or less support than briefs, the only difference is they're acceptable to wear past childhood.

i think you got something in your head mixed the wrong way around somewhere down the line. the progression goes: briefs as child, boxers shorts as an insecure teenager, boxer briefs as you begin to mature, then regular briefs again as you finally become a man

Cnut the Great fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Aug 14, 2014

# ? Aug 14, 2014 22:18

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Cream_Filling posted:

youre thinking of testicular torsion

I actually had one of those too! Far and away most painful thing I've ever felt, the kind of pain that makes you throw up it's so wrenching. Kinda wonder if it was ever used for medieval torture.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 22:21

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Benedick Cuckold posted:

i think you got something in your head mixed the wrong way around somewhere down the line. the progression goes: briefs as child, boxers shorts as an insecure teenager, boxer briefs as you begin to mature, then regular briefs again as you finally become a man

I dunno I'm currently 25 and wear boxer briefs because my butt is super cute in them and everyone I've dated prefers them to boxers and briefs.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 22:24

Fart Puzzle: Jul 25, 2007; compressed fart pieces

I prefer those skimpy little briefs that really hug the package, makes me feel sexy

# ? Aug 14, 2014 22:27

Absalom Baird: Jul 13, 2010

Commando but I wear boxers sometimes too, like just to lounge around the house in or if my peen is chafed and frail after an hours long cranked out wanking binge

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Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

i wear thongs like a real man's man

# ? Aug 14, 2014 22:44

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