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MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


as none of you know I was involved in a motorcycle accident last week. The accident resulting in my gargantuan ballsack+testicles exploding on the gas tank and rendered me essentially a eunuch. life without balls has increased my quality of living. I get sleep at night because I no longer have to scour the deepest corners of the dark web for the perfect foot fetish interactive light yaoi vn. when women shudder at the sight of me, apathy reigns supreme instead of blind fury.

brothers. join me in paradise. Destroy Your Balls.

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Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004



if you crashed a little harder my depression would be better now too

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


Step 1 to euphoria is total ball destruction. Step 2 is entering into an asexual relationship with Jesus Christ

subhuman filth
Oct 31, 2006

by Ralp


maybe i'll understand the gospel more clearly if you post pics

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler.

By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew."

by GRRM;
the American Tolkien.


OP are you triggered by uh spicy meat uh balls

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


The path to enlightenment is paved with the lack of desire if I desire to destroy my own balls I can never achieve it. I must present my balls in the street as an ascetic presents his bowl and wait

geke rowsperg
Oct 6, 2007

"Keke"


monkey cheese

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler.

By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew."

by GRRM;
the American Tolkien.


geke rowsperg posted:

monkey cheese

I too call shenanigans on this fake and quite frankly random series of word salad

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Sounds reasonable.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


StarkWhite posted:

maybe i'll understand the gospel more clearly if you post pics

homegrown is illegal in this wasteland.

Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

That would be an ecumenical matter.


but the bible says you cant go to heaven if you smash your balls

Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

That would be an ecumenical matter.


im gay

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


god willed the 2004 Toyota something to pull out in front of me and end my balls. He works wonders.

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


I don't believe you

Tim Raines IRL
Aug 25, 2004

I should have stayed
in Canada


pics or it didn't happen

e: riding a motorcycle in general has done wonderful things for my fight-or-flight response and general anxiety level.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i ride a motorcycle because i have a tiny/nonexsistant dick and balls

subhuman filth
Oct 31, 2006

by Ralp


MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

homegrown is illegal in this wasteland.

no balls, no foul.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

Step 1 to euphoria is total ball destruction. Step 2 is entering into an asexual relationship with Jesus Christ

Take me, Jesus! Take me now! TAKE ME LONG AND HARD!

Tim Raines IRL
Aug 25, 2004

I should have stayed
in Canada


im pooping! posted:

i ride a motorcycle because i have a tiny/nonexsistant dick and balls

you just need balance in these things. in my case, normal dick, normal balls, underpowered motorcycle.

naem
May 29, 2011



I owned a motorcycle and it managed to be both boring and dangerous all at once

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Tim Raines IRL
Aug 25, 2004

I should have stayed
in Canada


agree. i just stick with it because it's cheaper than CBT

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