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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


Yesterday, as some of you remember, the forums went down. As any normal person, I was upset maybe even mad. but then i saw the "forums
down girl" and all that negativity dissipated in the face of so much beauty.
So my theory : women evolved cuteness as a defense mechanism against mens murderous rages ? sort of like neoteny


I'm preparing a more detailed presentation for the next TEDx talk so any help would be appreciated

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FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011



women being cute is a relatively recent development. up until about 100 years ago they were just weaker than men, so theres no way evolution had a role in this

Nauta
Jan 20, 2007

sun pitää varoo mitä sä haluut... koska sä voit saada sen

im gay

theres theory for you. enjoyable human being

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012
Who do I have to piss off to get a red title?

Decebal posted:

So my theory : women evolved cuteness as a defense mechanism against mens murderous rages ? sort of like neoteny

This is why white people are the most beautiful race on Earth, they have the most neotenic physical features and evolution treats neotany as a viable survival trait for infants.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.


Women are cute until they have babies as a ruse designed to put babies in them

geke rowsperg
Oct 6, 2007

"Keke"


Yaldabaoth posted:

This is why white people are the most beautiful race on Earth, they have the most neotenic physical features and evolution treats neotany as a viable survival trait for infants.

it's actually han chinese, sheesh

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


mookface posted:

Women are cute until they have babies as a ruse designed to put babies in them

cuteness could have multiple uses. like how hand can be used to kill and jerk off

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

- hi

I asked and it turns out you are wrong

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012
Who do I have to piss off to get a red title?

geke rowsperg posted:

it's actually han chinese, sheesh

I don't think you understand what neotany means

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



All you goons with sad boners for the forums down girl need to turn your computers off, go outside and have sex with the first thing you see. Be that a woman, a tree, your neighbor's dog or a weed wacker. Just get out there & do something that doesn't make you so prone to posting endless threads about a random stock image lady.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


Trixie Hardcore posted:

All you goons with sad boners for the forums down girl need to turn your computers off, go outside and have sex with the first thing you see. Be that a woman, a tree, your neighbor's dog or a weed wacker. Just get out there & do something that doesn't make you so prone to posting endless threads about a random stock image lady.

someone sounds a bit jealous. Can't we admire beauty now jeez

Tautologicus
Oct 3, 2013


My boner is the saddest of everyones

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

Trixie Hardcore posted:

All you goons with sad boners for the forums down girl need to turn your computers off, go outside and have sex with the first thing you see. Be that a woman, a tree, your neighbor's dog or a weed wacker. Just get out there & do something that doesn't make you so prone to posting endless threads about a random stock image lady.

Sounds suspiciously like surprise sex Culture idk.

geke rowsperg
Oct 6, 2007

"Keke"


Yaldabaoth posted:

I don't think you understand what neotany means

uh, ok?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


my boner is crying right now

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012
Who do I have to piss off to get a red title?


Big eyes are a part of neotany

You said the most beautiful race was an asian one

ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


the forums went down?

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009



Lol @ this thread. I have a life so I didn't notice the forums were down.

I hope lowtax paid for the rights to use the stock image.

Fake edit: Hi Trixie! How ya doing?

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008



Isn't it usually a robot

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Decebal posted:

someone sounds a bit jealous. Can't we admire beauty now jeez

Look, I want to touch her boobs too but I'm not going to get weird about it.

Junkfist posted:

Sounds suspiciously like surprise sex Culture idk.

surprise sex Culture is inescapable & no reason not to put your wiener in a weed whacker.

Backweb posted:

Fake edit: Hi Trixie! How ya doing?

Bacon Hat
Mar 2, 2007
Ha ha, charade you are.

stop hitting on forum girls with downs?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Downsy girls need love too.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011




gd nicki

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009



Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004




Move this thread to Paranormal/Conspiracy.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


I've never seen a woman

Mulefisk
Sep 24, 2007

I am angry.
ANGRY ABOUT CITIES


Trixie Hardcore posted:

All you goons with sad boners for the forums down girl need to turn your computers off, go outside and have sex with the first thing you see. Be that a woman, a tree, your neighbor's dog or a weed wacker. Just get out there & do something that doesn't make you so prone to posting endless threads about a random stock image lady.

jealous?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006




Like most bisexual women when presented with an attractive lady that everybody likes I'm torn between wanting to be her and be on her, so yes, jealous & aroused.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4099 days!


I'm always turned on when a woman coordinates her outfit with her cars seat belt.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

Wow perpetuating and reinforcing false narratives of misandry predicated through prepositions of objectification wow wow.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009



black american women have big asses because that's the kind of woman slave owners liked to surprise sex

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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


OP, that is not a theory.

Do you you swear to tell the whole theory and nothing but the theory so help your black rear end?

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