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WetNightmare


Some names sound cool in elementary school, but then in high school they aren't anymore. If I named my kid Sharkboy, his social life would be awesome until about ninth grade when suddenly it becomes nothing but shark jokes. Some names are just asking for it the whole time, like Barry. These names are foolproof the whole time:

Muscles Strongboy
Mutator
X-Man
Falcon, The

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Ape Fist

Ask me about how to be cool and just take it easy, I guess.

SHATTERHANDS THE BONE TERROR.

Ape Fist

Ask me about how to be cool and just take it easy, I guess.

THOUSAND SWORDS JOHNSON

Ape Fist

Ask me about how to be cool and just take it easy, I guess.

OBLITERON, SCOURGE OF THE NORTHERN WASTES

Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
Ape Fist

Ape Fist

Ask me about how to be cool and just take it easy, I guess.

GOLGETH BRAINSMASH

Ape Fist

Ask me about how to be cool and just take it easy, I guess.

FATHLETH OVERMUSCLE

Ape Fist

Ask me about how to be cool and just take it easy, I guess.

PAUL

Ape Fist

Ask me about how to be cool and just take it easy, I guess.

GRINDGUTS TOOTHRIP

WetNightmare



[record scratch]

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


John Wilkes Booth Shitter

Sleepy Owl


nathan roadknigjt

Spiderjelly

Sign of evil.

Ahmed McPlacentastien

WetNightmare


I am eating a very good sandwich. You can make that a name, but it's also true right now. Just make all of this the name. This is the full name of my child. It's almost done. It's done.

WetNightmare


"Ben Stein reciting role call posted:

I am eating a very good sandwich. You can make that a name, but it's also true right now. Just make all of this the name. This is the full name of my child. It's almost done. It's done.

I am eating a very good sandwich. You can make that a name, but it's also true right now. Just make all of this the name. This is the full name of my child. It's almost done. It's done.

I am eating a very good sandwich. You can make that a name, but it's also true right now. Just make all of this the name. This is the full name of my child. It's almost done. It's done.

saboten


Sleepy Owl posted:

nathan roadknigjt

Captain No-mates


hitler jr

bacalou



trukk destroya

saboten


bart simson

GEExCEE

Bad Fucker

saboten


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCBpWBBsloY

Jett



Beat PunchBeef
Big, Brave Brick of Meat
Big McLargeHuge
Blast HardCheese
Blast ThickNeck
Bob Johnson
Bold BigFlank
Bolt VanderHuge
Brick HardMeat
Buck PlankChest
Buff DrinkLots
Buff HardBack
Butch DeadLift
ChunkHead
Chunky
Crud BoneMeal
Crunch ButtSteak
Dirk HardPec
Fist RockBone
Flink
Flint IronStag
Fridge LargeMeat
Gristle McThornBody
Hack BlowFist
Hunk
Lump BeefBroth
Punch RockGroin
Punch Side-Iron
Punt SpeedChunk
Reef BlastBody
Roll Fizzlebeef
Rip SteakFace
Slab BulkHead
Slab SquatThrust
Slam
Slate Fistcrunch
Slate SlabRock
Smash LampJaw
Smoke ManMuscle
Splint ChestHair
Stump BeefKnob
Stump Chunkman
Thick McRunFast
Touch RustRod
Trunk SlamChest
Whip SlagCheek

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


Husky Dilf

The Science of Suck

lol at the concept that a name could deter bullies from picking on any child unfortunate enough to be raised by a byob poster

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


Jett posted:

Beat PunchBeef
Big, Brave Brick of Meat
Big McLargeHuge
Blast HardCheese
Blast ThickNeck
Bob Johnson
Bold BigFlank
Bolt VanderHuge
Brick HardMeat
Buck PlankChest
Buff DrinkLots
Buff HardBack
Butch DeadLift
ChunkHead
Chunky
Crud BoneMeal
Crunch ButtSteak
Dirk HardPec
Fist RockBone
Flink
Flint IronStag
Fridge LargeMeat
Gristle McThornBody
Hack BlowFist
Hunk
Lump BeefBroth
Punch RockGroin
Punch Side-Iron
Punt SpeedChunk
Reef BlastBody
Roll Fizzlebeef
Rip SteakFace
Slab BulkHead
Slab SquatThrust
Slam
Slate Fistcrunch
Slate SlabRock
Smash LampJaw
Smoke ManMuscle
Splint ChestHair
Stump BeefKnob
Stump Chunkman
Thick McRunFast
Touch RustRod
Trunk SlamChest
Whip SlagCheek

came here to post this

Nosfereefer


lovely McPoopface

Captain No-mates


The United States of America

GEExCEE

Jett posted:

Beat PunchBeef
Big, Brave Brick of Meat
Big McLargeHuge
Blast HardCheese
Blast ThickNeck
Bob Johnson
Bold BigFlank
Bolt VanderHuge
Brick HardMeat
Buck PlankChest
Buff DrinkLots
Buff HardBack
Butch DeadLift
ChunkHead
Chunky
Crud BoneMeal
Crunch ButtSteak
Dirk HardPec
Fist RockBone
Flink
Flint IronStag
Fridge LargeMeat
Gristle McThornBody
Hack BlowFist
Hunk
Lump BeefBroth
Punch RockGroin
Punch Side-Iron
Punt SpeedChunk
Reef BlastBody
Roll Fizzlebeef
Rip SteakFace
Slab BulkHead
Slab SquatThrust
Slam
Slate Fistcrunch
Slate SlabRock
Smash LampJaw
Smoke ManMuscle
Splint ChestHair
Stump BeefKnob
Stump Chunkman
Thick McRunFast
Touch RustRod
Trunk SlamChest
Whip SlagCheek

well played

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


pig friend lisa

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


vagina toots

bacalou



grape juice johnson

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


superdog

Stormyish



Orangejello

Matoi Ryuko



John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt His name is my name too.

joat mon

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Imyor Bitch.

Go ahead. Say my name.
.
.
.

Yes; yes you are.

Matoi Ryuko



joat mon posted:

Imyor Bitch.

Go ahead. Say my name.
.
.
.

Yes; yes you are.

Hello! Welcome to BYOB, friend!

CAT BRUSH

He's circlin' round my ankle
He's circlin' round my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Oh kitty won't you come inside



Twilight Fluttershy

Stormyish



Fleshlight Sprinkle

drilldo squirt
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Harold

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drilldo squirt
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Jim.

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