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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Pick a name for your kid that won't get him picked on.
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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
Some names sound cool in elementary school, but then in high school they aren't anymore. If I named my kid Sharkboy, his social life would be awesome until about ninth grade when suddenly it becomes nothing but shark jokes. Some names are just asking for it the whole time, like Barry. These names are foolproof the whole time:

Muscles Strongboy
Mutator
X-Man
Falcon, The
* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:02
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
SHATTERHANDS THE BONE TERROR.

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:04
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
THOUSAND SWORDS JOHNSON

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:04
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
OBLITERON, SCOURGE OF THE NORTHERN WASTES

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:05
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Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
Ape Fist

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:05
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
GOLGETH BRAINSMASH

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:06
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
FATHLETH OVERMUSCLE

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:06
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
PAUL

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:06
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
GRINDGUTS TOOTHRIP

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:07
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WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Ape Fist posted:

PAUL

[record scratch]

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 John Wilkes Booth Shitter

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:08
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cuntman.net

 nathan roadknigjt

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:11
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Spiderjelly

Sign of evil.
 Ahmed McPlacentastien

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:12
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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
I am eating a very good sandwich. You can make that a name, but it's also true right now. Just make all of this the name. This is the full name of my child. It's almost done. It's done.

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo

"Ben Stein reciting role call posted:

I am eating a very good sandwich. You can make that a name, but it's also true right now. Just make all of this the name. This is the full name of my child. It's almost done. It's done.

I am eating a very good sandwich. You can make that a name, but it's also true right now. Just make all of this the name. This is the full name of my child. It's almost done. It's done.

I am eating a very good sandwich. You can make that a name, but it's also true right now. Just make all of this the name. This is the full name of my child. It's almost done. It's done.
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saboten

Sleepy Owl posted:

nathan roadknigjt
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Captain No-mates

 hitler jr

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:18
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bacalou


 trukk destroya

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:18
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saboten

 bart simson

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:19
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GEExCEE

 Bad Fucker

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:35
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saboten

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCBpWBBsloY

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:40
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google THIS

 Beat PunchBeef
Big, Brave Brick of Meat
Big McLargeHuge
Blast HardCheese
Blast ThickNeck
Bob Johnson
Bold BigFlank
Bolt VanderHuge
Brick HardMeat
Buck PlankChest
Buff DrinkLots
Buff HardBack
Butch DeadLift
ChunkHead
Chunky
Crud BoneMeal
Crunch ButtSteak
Dirk HardPec
Fist RockBone
Flink
Flint IronStag
Fridge LargeMeat
Gristle McThornBody
Hack BlowFist
Hunk
Lump BeefBroth
Punch RockGroin
Punch Side-Iron
Punt SpeedChunk
Reef BlastBody
Roll Fizzlebeef
Rip SteakFace
Slab BulkHead
Slab SquatThrust
Slam
Slate Fistcrunch
Slate SlabRock
Smash LampJaw
Smoke ManMuscle
Splint ChestHair
Stump BeefKnob
Stump Chunkman
Thick McRunFast
Touch RustRod
Trunk SlamChest
Whip SlagCheek

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:47
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Husky Dilf

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:53
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The Science of Suck
 lol at the concept that a name could deter bullies from picking on any child unfortunate enough to be raised by a byob poster

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:55
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pig slut lisa

irl is good

Jett posted:

Beat PunchBeef
Big, Brave Brick of Meat
Big McLargeHuge
Blast HardCheese
Blast ThickNeck
Bob Johnson
Bold BigFlank
Bolt VanderHuge
Brick HardMeat
Buck PlankChest
Buff DrinkLots
Buff HardBack
Butch DeadLift
ChunkHead
Chunky
Crud BoneMeal
Crunch ButtSteak
Dirk HardPec
Fist RockBone
Flink
Flint IronStag
Fridge LargeMeat
Gristle McThornBody
Hack BlowFist
Hunk
Lump BeefBroth
Punch RockGroin
Punch Side-Iron
Punt SpeedChunk
Reef BlastBody
Roll Fizzlebeef
Rip SteakFace
Slab BulkHead
Slab SquatThrust
Slam
Slate Fistcrunch
Slate SlabRock
Smash LampJaw
Smoke ManMuscle
Splint ChestHair
Stump BeefKnob
Stump Chunkman
Thick McRunFast
Touch RustRod
Trunk SlamChest
Whip SlagCheek

came here to post this

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 lovely McPoopface

* # ? Aug 14, 2014 16:59
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Captain No-mates

 The United States of America

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GEExCEE

Jett posted:

Beat PunchBeef
Big, Brave Brick of Meat
Big McLargeHuge
Blast HardCheese
Blast ThickNeck
Bob Johnson
Bold BigFlank
Bolt VanderHuge
Brick HardMeat
Buck PlankChest
Buff DrinkLots
Buff HardBack
Butch DeadLift
ChunkHead
Chunky
Crud BoneMeal
Crunch ButtSteak
Dirk HardPec
Fist RockBone
Flink
Flint IronStag
Fridge LargeMeat
Gristle McThornBody
Hack BlowFist
Hunk
Lump BeefBroth
Punch RockGroin
Punch Side-Iron
Punt SpeedChunk
Reef BlastBody
Roll Fizzlebeef
Rip SteakFace
Slab BulkHead
Slab SquatThrust
Slam
Slate Fistcrunch
Slate SlabRock
Smash LampJaw
Smoke ManMuscle
Splint ChestHair
Stump BeefKnob
Stump Chunkman
Thick McRunFast
Touch RustRod
Trunk SlamChest
Whip SlagCheek

well played

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pig slut lisa

irl is good


 pig friend lisa

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 vagina toots

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bacalou


 grape juice johnson

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 superdog

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Stormyish

 Orangejello

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Matoi Ryuko


 John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt His name is my name too.

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joat mon

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Imyor Bitch.

Go ahead. Say my name.
.
.
.

Yes; yes you are.

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Matoi Ryuko

joat mon posted:

Imyor Bitch.

Go ahead. Say my name.
.
.
.

Yes; yes you are.

Hello! Welcome to BYOB, friend! :)

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Twilight Fluttershy

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Stormyish

 Fleshlight Sprinkle

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Harold

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Jim.

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