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i liked ben kuchera for about three, maybe four articles when he was still writing for penny arcade, and i started realizing what a loving sack of doorknobs he is
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Y-Hat posted:hey look ben kuchera is being stupid as hell, what are the odds *looks at odds* Uhm, well, er, that is to say, they are *adjusts bowtie* they're very good. I mean, as close to being one hundread percent without being, uh *shrugs emphatically* one hundred percent. *coughs, artificially*
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THE NEW TOMB RAIDER 2 IS GOING TO COME OUT ON THE X-BOX ONE BEFORE THE PLAY-STATION 4 OR THE PERSONAL-COMPUTER YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS *hauls out massive, giant sign that says IT'S A BAD GAME* THAT MEANS IT'S A BAD GAME. OKAY? NOW, WHEN IT IS FREELY AVAILABLE ON OTHER PLATFORMS THAT DO NOT BEGIN WITH THE LETTER X, BUT INSTEAD WITH THE MAGICAL LETTER P - P CAN MEAN PLAYSTATION OR PERSONAL COMPUTER; PLEASE REMEMBER THIS - THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL THE NEW TOMB RAIDER 2 MAGICALLY TRANSFORM INTO AN OKAY GAME. OKAY? I DON'T loving CARE HOW FUN OR GOOD IT IS; SINCE IT DIDN'T COME OUT ON MY PLATFORM OF CHOICE FIRST, IT IS FOREVER TAINTED, AND FILLED WITH COMEDY-FAIL AIDS, AND SUCKS, AND MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL LIKE IT. BUT NOT DURING THIS GENERATION!!!!!! SQUEENIX - YOU SHOULDA TALKED TO ME BEFORE YOU DID ANY OF THIS, BUT YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU SOW THE SEEDS OF RUIN
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