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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Watching the pool scene from "Showgirls" with Jessie Spano

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hate hoot
Nov 7, 2012
December; my mom's cat scratched my face open and chased me into the bathroom trying to finish the job. Now I have a scars on my mouth but not the cool, movie villain kind.

ETA: it appears a joke thread has tricked me into admitting that I got owned by a housecat.

hate hoot fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Aug 15, 2014

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
watching patch adams because it sucks so hard

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I believe it was Wednesday, August 13th, 2014.
I could be wrong though.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013
I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride :ohdear:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



my account is a committee of highly specialized gorillas that choose what to post via simple majority, so this thread doesn't apply to me

well, cya

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

when tony montana said "SAY HELLO TO MY LEEL FREN"

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

earlier today I cleaned out a litter box that had such rank kitten poop in it that my eyes watered

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

when fingolfin charged into morgoth's domain and he was so fierce that the orcs thought he was a motherfucking god so they ran away and he beat morgoth's rear end a bit but then died

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
When Aragorn looked at the army of Mordor and whispered "For Frodo." :qq:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
When the forums were down for like an hour and my life was completely empty and meaningless

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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when jon snow died in game of thrones

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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i mean A SOng of Ice & Fire

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
i cry at almost every movie i watch

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
When my Dad cucked me.

Tirius
Aug 16, 2007

A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.
When the people of earth sent goku their spirit energy

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
ending of "Philadelphia" every. loving. time.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
i've been weeping piteously since birth, much like everyone else around here...

Shirtless Rob
Feb 9, 2014

by Ralp
I occasionally browse online obituaries to make myself cry. Suicides are always the saddest.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I can't remember, I'm completely dead inside

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
everyday, i wake up with tears of rage until i take my morning poo poo

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Seriouspost, yesterday when I was watching that episode of Deep Space Nine where the Prophets send Sisko into that writer guy & the cops beat the poo poo out of him & then Odo is like "We're not publishing stories about colored space captains" and then Sisko starts yelling and he's like " I am a Human being, dammit! ", then he's like, "You can NOT destroy an IDEA that is ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE" and he's also like "I created it and it's REAL! I CREATED IT and it's REAL!" and then he falls over because of the weight of all the racism. I cry every time.


First ten minutes of "Up" are the most brutal ten minutes in the history of film.

I cry at the end of Ang Lee's Sense and Sensibility. Then I have to play Call of Duty and chew beef jerky to regain my manliness.

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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
A few things I have cried at:

Babe (that'll do pig)
Armageddon (like a loving baby)
The doctor who episode with the giant space whale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0G9vDKcdLg
Titanic
The Walking Dead game
Léon (aka the Professional)
Turner and Hooch (when Hooch dies)
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