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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

So I was thinking about this last night. Every time Rita made her monsters grow she'd throw her staff / "wand" down to earth. Which would turn them into giant monsters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbkxaTU1Z0

The monster would eventually be defeated and explode. So they obviously didn't return the staff to her after it was done. So why didn't the rangers ever like smash the staff? Did they and maybe she just had like a thousand of these things?

Seriously, I mean, what gives?

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Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

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i'd give rita repulsa my staff, iykwim

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why
We get the point of rolling up a million


who cares?

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.


she went down and reclaimed the staff while the monsters were keeping the rangers occupied

close thread please

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

she went down and reclaimed the staff while the monsters were keeping the rangers occupied

close thread please

Okay maybe, but why did she just send one monster at a time too? Why not 50 at once?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

INITIATING THRUST PATTERN GAMMA


how rita got her staff back

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

INITIATING THRUST PATTERN GAMMA


sisterhood of the travelling staff

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.


She also must've been throwing it at approximately the speed of light so why she couldn't just throw it at the power rangers and let the resulting explosion kill them all and probably the majority of the city they lived in is beyond me.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

Verisimilidude posted:

She also must've been throwing it at approximately the speed of light so why she couldn't just throw it at the power rangers and let the resulting explosion kill them all and probably the majority of the city they lived in is beyond me.

Yeah also that staff had to be hella strong to survive reentry of the atmosphere.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

These lumps.
I know you wanna slump up on
These lumps,
But you can't 'cause you're a chump!
A chuuuuuuuuump!
-LSP


she buys them in bulk at sam's club, it's in one of the early episodes

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

LifeSizePotato posted:

she buys them in bulk at sam's club, it's in one of the early episodes

Nice. Is that where she gets the monsters from too?

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003


Copley Depot posted:

i'd give rita repulsa my staff, iykwim

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin magic maybe?

gosh golly how does this evil witch magically get her staff back

idiot

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

SpazmasterX posted:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin magic maybe?

gosh golly how does this evil witch magically get her staff back

idiot

Well I'm just sayin if I was a power ranger and someone kept throwing this magic staff down that made things big in a very predictable fashion. Think they'd set a trap for it sometime ya know?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

INITIATING THRUST PATTERN GAMMA


after one thousand years I'm free

Office Thug
Jan 17, 2008


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3ZTpSWRi-Q#t=4s

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

These lumps.
I know you wanna slump up on
These lumps,
But you can't 'cause you're a chump!
A chuuuuuuuuump!
-LSP


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBSrP7ub6VA#t=4s

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012



SmokaDustbowl posted:

after one thousand years I'm free

anyone else bothered the moon had a blue sky

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



op i think u know

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003



Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time


Key and Peele are fantastic as always.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


ohh she's a thick bitch irl

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?


I always wondered what Lord Zedd's dick looks like.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I always wondered what Lord Zedd's dick looks like.

Well if it looks anything like the rest of him, red, sparkly, and ribbed with silver trim for her pleasure.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

INITIATING THRUST PATTERN GAMMA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zute03nWWI

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


Pope Corky the IX posted:

I always wondered what Lord Zedd's dick looks like.

Skinless

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

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i cucked lord zedd and all i got was this staph

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?


Al Borland posted:

Well if it looks anything like the rest of him, red, sparkly, and ribbed with silver trim for her pleasure.

Go on...

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



9/10 says zordon gave it back every time he and rita got together in the broom closet

wtf was that robot doin during i wonder??

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012



how did stella get her groove back?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004



Maybe she had a bunch made at the staff shop?

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

nomadologique posted:

9/10 says zordon gave it back every time he and rita got together in the broom closet

wtf was that robot doin during i wonder??

Wsnt the robot gay in the fine tradition of romosexual butlers such as c3po

Arian_Samurai
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good

I'd assume she would just have Goldar get it

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

Arian_Samurai posted:

I'd assume she would just have Goldar get it

Yeah sounds like a Goldar job.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


Hire a new one, jeez

Manpower

273423-X
Nov 3, 2008


Oncogene
Jan 27, 2006

You like the man on the Kool-Aid pack. How you break your back like that?


Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006
Hitlers harmonica



Die enjoyable human being

zVxTeflon
Jul 18, 2004

"The apocalyptic scenario in Beverly Hills Chihuahua is what happens if AirBud goes too far"


the gay robot gave it back to her

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Regantor
Sep 9, 2013


Why not just throw the staff right at the megazord itself? If you grew one of the rangers up to a giant size whilst inside of it, they'd get all squished up and squeeze out of the cracks like meaty toothpaste. Problem solved!

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