Preseason Action! Bears vs Jaguars GDT. Eltrob

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Peyton that is the whitest dancing I've ever seen

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 00:56

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Sour Diesel posted:

i need some gruden

Theres going to be so many gruden grinders tonight

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 01:00

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Tonight I dine on Bortle soup

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 01:08

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Can we skip to the part where Bortles is dueling with Pickles

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 01:16

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I hope you guys understand that in an hour it'll be

Bortles

vs

Pickles

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 01:17

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Hmm those were some new graphics espn just teased, I hope they're finally ditching this lovely gray scorebar in september

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 01:18

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Getting gashed by Toby Gerhart smdh

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 01:22

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Jacksonville Jaguars 19-0

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 01:32

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Perhaps now you understand my power rankings

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 01:39

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Im playing prince of persia while watching this game

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 01:42

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Lessail posted:

which one

prince of persia 08

oh yeah Pickles vs Bortles time

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 02:07

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Now you're thinking with Bortles

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 02:18

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heroes in a halfshell

bortle power

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 02:24

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Meet your new FG-drive QB, same as the old FG-drive QB

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 02:26

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Does any QB have a more punchable face than Clausen

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 02:30

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Sportscenter condensed to 60 seconds is better than actual Sportscenter

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 02:44

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"It doesn't matter how you start, it's how you finish" - said of a preseason game :downs:

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 02:51

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Josh "idiot" Morgan still getting work I guess

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 02:52

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Bortles looks good but so does Colt McCoy this time of year

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:00

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Jacksonville has as many points as they'll have wins this season

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:02

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i tell you what mike i love this guy clausen, I call him the Ferguson because he brings tears to my eyes

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:05

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kadeem carey owns why did he have to be drafted by the bears

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:12

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i said it in the n/v thread but if you like football names there's a WR named Speedy at texas A&M this year

DrunkPanda posted:

Now you're thinking with Bortles!... sorry, I just wanted to say that

TOO LATE CHAMP

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:21

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Just a reminder that Dan Dierdorf isnt calling nfl games this year, so this year will be better than last year already

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:24

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Lessail posted:

yeah but hearing champion seahawks hurts

the ravens were defending champions last year and we saw how that went for them

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:26

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It looks like they really cleaned up a lot of Bortles' lower-body problems and that was his biggest issue coming into the draft

Lessail posted:

it looked like his legs were heavy as poo poo

at two different points it was like a huge effort to pick one up

He is very much like Big Ben rather than Andrew Luck, it takes him a lot of effort to run but he's also really tall so his stride will be naturally longer

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:32

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JT Jag posted:

He looked like poo poo in the rookie mini-camp with that but he's really improved

I feel like the main separation from the busts and the QBs who can play is their ability to retain mechanical changes vs regressing back to old habits and muscle memory. every year Tebow was taught how to quicken his release and plant his feet properly, and he'd look good in camp, and then when he saw game action he'd fall back to his old Gator windup and footwork

Josh Freeman is another one who briefly improved his mechanics and then fell back significantly

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:35

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Kalli posted:

Tebow looked really awful both in practice and pre-season games for the Patriots.

Just really godawful.

the Pats also fattened Tebow up didn't they, at that point he wasn't even fit to play QB

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:36

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xeria posted:

I think that was basically Gabbert's story on the Jags, as well. At least, he didn't look completely terrified during practices/preseason, and then would instantly look as miserable as possible once the season started.

The thing I always watch in college QBs is what happens when a free rusher gets on them because that's usually where you see them retreat to their most involuntary, square one motions

weird thing about Bortles was he threw without planting or with his feet sideways even without pressure on him in college, but it seems they're teaching him out of doing that

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:41

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Stephen Morris jumping while throwing, yeah that's Stephen Morris alright

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:49

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yeah I'm sure they had to turn free agents away from jacksonville, jon

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:56

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the oj simpson chase was 20 years ago?

gently caress

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 04:00

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you play to win the preseason game

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 04:05

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This game has both Denard Robinson AND Armanti Edwards

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 04:05

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This remaining crowd cares way too much about the result of this game

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 04:10

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That's what the Jaguars get for not putting Stanzi in

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 04:11

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Blake, the term isn't "dirted", it's "McNabbed"

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